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Festivus Oh Heck (12 cards & 12 envelopes) - Boxed Holiday Cards  (Item# BX7984-12)
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Festivus Oh Heck (12 cards & 12 envelopes) - Boxed Holiday Cards - FRONT: Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus  INSIDE: The holiday for the rest of us.  While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s.  Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus:  First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing;  Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment;  And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.

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Festivus Oh Heck (12 cards & 12 envelopes) - Boxed Holiday Cards - FRONT: Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus  INSIDE: The holiday for the rest of us.  While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s.  Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus:  First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing;  Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment;  And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.
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Front: Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus
Inside: The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.

PERSONALIZING THIS ITEM:
  • Personalize your greeting cards by typing a message in the box provided below.
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  • Your message will be printed on the inside of the card (under the pre-printed text).
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  • Pricing includes the greeting cards and the custom imprinting.
  • Please allow 3 business days for the completion of this item's personalization.
Print Method Price Personalization Length
Laser Printed $20.70 Up to 350 characters
$21.30 351 - 500 characters
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IMPRINT RETURN ADDRESSES ON THE ENVELOPES (OPTIONAL):
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  • Your address will be printed in black ink using the Times New Roman type style. See the sample envelope below.
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Imprint Price Additional Notes
$4.80 Includes return address imprinting on 12 envelopes at $0.40 each.
 
Address Line 1: Imprint your return address on the back flap of the envelopes.
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NOTE: The sample shown is for a 5"x7" white envelope with a Baronial (pointed) flap. Your envelope size, color, and flap style will depend upon the product being purchased.

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