|Front: Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a calorie was spared, it all went in my mouth. My stockings were hung by my ankles, legs bare they no longer fit and I didn't care. The chocolates were eaten, the damage was done. The hell with my diet and boy it was fun. Now brownies! Now Brittle! Now Egg Nog and Fudge Tin! On Cookies! On Cupcakes! On Fruitcake and Blintzes! To the girth of my hips! To my intestinal walls! Now eat away! Eat away! Eat away all!
|Inside: Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite.
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