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50 Is Better Than Pregnant (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4301)
50 Is Better Than Pregnant (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: I'd rather be 50 than pregnant!  INSIDE: Hopefully the only thing in your oven is a 3 layer cake! Indulge 'cause it's your day.
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Front: I'd rather be 50 than pregnant!
Inside: Hopefully the only thing in your oven is a 3 layer cake! Indulge 'cause it's your day.
Size: 4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Green
Publisher: Pictura
Features: Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Green Foil
Artist/Credits: Joey Heiberg
Product Line: Dolly Mama
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50 Is When You (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3087)
50 Is When You (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: 50 is when you bend over to tie your shoelace and wonder..  INSIDE: “What else can I do while I'm down here?”  Happy 50th!
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Front: 50 is when you bend over to tie your shoelace and wonder..
Inside: “What else can I do while I'm down here?” Happy 50th!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Helene Lehrer
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50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card  (Item# CD3793)
50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card - FRONT: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..  INSIDE: It's time to find God or become a biker!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Front: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..
Inside: It's time to find God or become a biker!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks

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Age Auctioneer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10323)
Age Auctioneer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Fifty… do I hear sixty? Going once, going twice…  INSIDE: Old! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Fifty… do I hear sixty? Going once, going twice…
Inside: Old! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Baby with Calculator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10210)
Baby with Calculator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: I did the math and to be honest…  INSIDE: It took a while! Happy 65th Birthday!
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Front: I did the math and to be honest…
Inside: It took a while! Happy 65th Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks

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Big 6-oh (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5819)
Big 6-oh (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Ever wonder why they call it the “Big 6-OH?”…  INSIDE: …OH, my back!… OH, my stomach!… OH, my knee!… OH, my feet!… Happy 60th Birthday! (I hope this doesn't blow out my hip.)
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Front: Ever wonder why they call it the “Big 6-OH?”…
Inside: …OH, my back!… OH, my stomach!… OH, my knee!… OH, my feet!… Happy 60th Birthday! (I hope this doesn't blow out my hip.)
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Bobby Gombert

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Bring Happiness Into Our Lives (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5371)
Bring Happiness Into Our Lives (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Reaching this age, we begin to realize how much happiness people bring into our lives…  INSIDE: Some people when they enter… some others when they leave. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Front: Reaching this age, we begin to realize how much happiness people bring into our lives…
Inside: Some people when they enter… some others when they leave. Happy 65th Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

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Car Hits Milestone (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3413)
Car Hits Milestone (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Happy 50th Birthday!  INSIDE: Congratulations on hitting another milestone!
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Front: Happy 50th Birthday!
Inside: Congratulations on hitting another milestone!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Rotchford

Heavy stock, recycled paper, vegetable based ink, along with color & graphics on the inside of the card.
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Couple Flexing on Beach (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5733)
Couple Flexing on Beach (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: 50 is the new…  INSIDE: Oh damn! It's still 50! Happy Birthday!
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Front: 50 is the new…
Inside: Oh damn! It's still 50! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
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Doctor in Waiting Room (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10204)
Doctor in Waiting Room (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You know you're getting up there when you have pants older than your doctor.  INSIDE: Just be happy you remember to put them on! Happy 65th Birthday!
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Front: You know you're getting up there when you have pants older than your doctor.
Inside: Just be happy you remember to put them on! Happy 65th Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Do's and Don'ts (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5351)
Do's and Don'ts (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Happy 40th birthday to someone who is smart enough to know the do's and don'ts.  INSIDE: And fun enough to do the don'ts!
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Front: Happy 40th birthday to someone who is smart enough to know the do's and don'ts.
Inside: And fun enough to do the don'ts!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

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Face Another Beer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10013)
Face Another Beer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You have what it takes to face another birthday!  INSIDE: Lots of Forty-Tude!  Happy 40th Birthday!
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Front: You have what it takes to face another birthday!
Inside: Lots of Forty-Tude! Happy 40th Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Farmer with Horse (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card  (Item# CD3769)
Farmer with Horse (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card - FRONT: So, you're turning 40?  Well, it could be worse.  In dog years you'd be 280 and in horse years..  INSIDE: ..you'd be glue!  Happy Birthday
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Front: So, you're turning 40? Well, it could be worse. In dog years you'd be 280 and in horse years..
Inside: ..you'd be glue! Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks

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Forty Year Old Career Change (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card  (Item# CD3792)
Forty Year Old Career Change (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card - FRONT: You're 40!  That's great!  If you ever decide to change careers you'll have one less choice to consider..  INSIDE: 1. INVESTMENT BANKER  2. LAWYER  3. LAP DANCER (crossed out)  4. DOCTOR
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Front: You're 40! That's great! If you ever decide to change careers you'll have one less choice to consider..
Inside: 1. INVESTMENT BANKER 2. LAWYER 3. LAP DANCER (crossed out) 4. DOCTOR
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors

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Green Card (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card  (Item# CD4454)
Green Card (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card - FRONT: I suppose you are wondering why this card is all green.  INSIDE: It's envious of how great you look at 50!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: I suppose you are wondering why this card is all green.
Inside: It's envious of how great you look at 50! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Product Line: Our House

Heavy stock, recycled paper, vegetable based ink, color & graphics on inside too.
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Haiku (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3250)
Haiku (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: A 40th birthday haiku just for you..  INSIDE: damn damn damn-it-all!  Damn-it damn-it damn-it-all!  Damn damn damn damn damn!
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Front: A 40th birthday haiku just for you..
Inside: damn damn damn-it-all! Damn-it damn-it damn-it-all! Damn damn damn damn damn!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
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Have in Common (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4827)
Have in Common (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: What do these things have in common?  INSIDE: Nothing, but now that you're 50, be prepared to spend lots of time looking for them! Happy 50th!
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Front: What do these things have in common?
Inside: Nothing, but now that you're 50, be prepared to spend lots of time looking for them! Happy 50th!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Orange
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors

Both the card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Printed in the USA.
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I Won't Squeal (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3352)
I Won't Squeal (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: So you're 40, don't worry..  INSIDE: ..I won't squeal!
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Front: So you're 40, don't worry..
Inside: ..I won't squeal!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
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Inside Every 40 Year Old (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3106)
Inside Every 40 Year Old (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Inside every 40 year old person  INSIDE: is a 39 year old person wondering what the hell just happened!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Inside every 40 year old person
Inside: is a 39 year old person wondering what the hell just happened! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors
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Jump Into Pool (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3326)
Jump Into Pool (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: 40?  Wow!  INSIDE: or should I say OW!  Happy 40th!
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Front: 40? Wow!
Inside: or should I say OW! Happy 40th!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors
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Little Birdie 50 (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10014)
Little Birdie 50 (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: A little birdie told me you're turning 50!  INSIDE: But don't worry, the other forest animals have sworn me to secrecy!  Happy 50th Birthday!
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Front: A little birdie told me you're turning 50!
Inside: But don't worry, the other forest animals have sworn me to secrecy! Happy 50th Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Look My Age (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5812)
Look My Age (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: “Be honest, Ed…do I look my age?” “That depends…What age are you using this year?”  INSIDE: You'll always be ageless to me. Happy 70th!
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Front: “Be honest, Ed…do I look my age?” “That depends…What age are you using this year?”
Inside: You'll always be ageless to me. Happy 70th!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks

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Middle Age Bikers (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3776)
Middle Age Bikers (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Middle Age..  INSIDE: It ain't for wimps!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Middle Age..
Inside: It ain't for wimps! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

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Partiers with Sunglasses (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5745)
Partiers with Sunglasses (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: There's a term for a special day like today…  INSIDE: Worst Cake Scenario! Happy 70th Birthday!
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Front: There's a term for a special day like today…
Inside: Worst Cake Scenario! Happy 70th Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Scott Jensen
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The New Forty (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3327)
The New Forty (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Let's see, if forty is the new thirty, then FIFTY muse be the new forty, which makes you..  INSIDE: um. . .younger looking everyday!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Let's see, if forty is the new thirty, then FIFTY muse be the new forty, which makes you..
Inside: um. . .younger looking everyday! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
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Toast to 40th Birthday (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4615)
Toast to 40th Birthday (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Here's a toast to your 40th birthday!  INSIDE: Happy 40th!
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Front: Here's a toast to your 40th birthday!
Inside: Happy 40th!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Helene Lehrer

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Woman Looking Out Window (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10288)
Woman Looking Out Window (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: As you turn 40, you're faced with some new questions, such as…  INSIDE: …what is “metabolism” and why does it hate me? Happy Birthday!
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Front: As you turn 40, you're faced with some new questions, such as…
Inside: …what is “metabolism” and why does it hate me? Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

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Woman on Beach (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3284)
Woman on Beach (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: During your lifetime you have circled the sun 40 times.  INSIDE: Happy 40th to someone who really gets around!
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Front: During your lifetime you have circled the sun 40 times.
Inside: Happy 40th to someone who really gets around!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors
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Women Shopping (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card  (Item# CD4447)
Women Shopping (1 card/1 envelope) - 40th Birthday Card - FRONT: 40!  It's your 40th birthday and you still look great!  INSIDE: Ma'am.
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Front: 40! It's your 40th birthday and you still look great!
Inside: Ma'am.
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors

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Women Using Laptop (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10295)
Women Using Laptop (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Nobody would ever guess you're 50!  INSIDE: Good thing I posted it online!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Nobody would ever guess you're 50!
Inside: Good thing I posted it online! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon

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