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3 Signs of Old Age (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5319)
3 Signs of Old Age (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: There are 3 signs of Old Age… Loss of Memory… Now where'd I put my damned glasses?  INSIDE: …and I forget the other two. Happy Birthday
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Front: There are 3 signs of Old Age… Loss of Memory… Now where'd I put my damned glasses?
Inside: …and I forget the other two. Happy Birthday
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Pink
Publisher: Marian Heath
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: Rick Stromoski
Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.
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3 Stages of Womanhood (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10294)
3 Stages of Womanhood (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Three Stages of Womanhood  1. Kitten  2. Cougar  INSIDE: 3. Alley Cat!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Three Stages of Womanhood 1. Kitten 2. Cougar
Inside: 3. Alley Cat! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Scott Nickel
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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3 Women on Donkeys (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3780)
3 Women on Donkeys (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  We may be a little older..  INSIDE: ..but we've still got great asses!
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Front: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We may be a little older..
Inside: ..but we've still got great asses!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Product Line: Our House
This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.
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30,000 Words a Day (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10305)
30,000 Words a Day (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything!  What?  INSIDE: I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
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Front: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside: I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
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50 Is Better Than Pregnant (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4301)
50 Is Better Than Pregnant (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: I'd rather be 50 than pregnant!  INSIDE: Hopefully the only thing in your oven is a 3 layer cake! Indulge 'cause it's your day.
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Front: I'd rather be 50 than pregnant!
Inside: Hopefully the only thing in your oven is a 3 layer cake! Indulge 'cause it's your day.
Size: 4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Green
Publisher: Pictura
Features: Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Green Foil
Artist/Credits: Joey Heiberg
Product Line: Dolly Mama
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50 Shades of Hay (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10285)
50 Shades of Hay (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: 50 Shades of Hay  INSIDE: It's your birthday -- Horse around!
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Front: 50 Shades of Hay
Inside: It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Bobby Gombert
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card  (Item# CD3793)
50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card - FRONT: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..  INSIDE: It's time to find God or become a biker!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Front: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..
Inside: It's time to find God or become a biker!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
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A Little Forgetfulness (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3134)
A Little Forgetfulness (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Getting old isn't so bad, except for a little forgetfulness.  INSIDE: Happy Birthday!
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Front: Getting old isn't so bad, except for a little forgetfulness.
Inside: Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Bob Zahn
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A Roller Coaster Ride (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3117)
A Roller Coaster Ride (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride.  There are highs & lows, laughter & tears  INSIDE: and sometimes you pee your pants a little!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside: and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
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AARP Bark (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3960)
AARP Bark (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Ol'Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP  INSIDE: Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
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Front: Ol'Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside: Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Artist/Credits: Glenn McCoy
Product Line: McCoy Bros.
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Age is But a Number (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5738)
Age is But a Number (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Age is but a number, youth is but an attitude…  Oh Yeah baby! Who says I can't shop in the Junior's Department!?  INSIDE: Reality is a bitch! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Age is but a number, youth is but an attitude… Oh Yeah baby! Who says I can't shop in the Junior's Department!?
Inside: Reality is a bitch! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
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Age with Style and Grace (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10009)
Age with Style and Grace (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You can age with style and grace…  INSIDE: …or do it the way we're doing it!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: You can age with style and grace…
Inside: …or do it the way we're doing it! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Aging Gracefully (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5809)
Aging Gracefully (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Aging gracefully is an art…  INSIDE: Aging disgracefully is a blast! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Aging gracefully is an art…
Inside: Aging disgracefully is a blast! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Helene Lehrer
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10184)
Aging Gracefully is a Virtue (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?  INSIDE: No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside: No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Nobleworks
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Talk Bubbles
Made in USA.
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Aliens Attack on Your Birthday (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10207)
Aliens Attack on Your Birthday (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: If aliens attack on your birthday, you don't need to worry…  INSIDE: …they never take old people! Happy Birthday!
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Front: If aliens attack on your birthday, you don't need to worry…
Inside: …they never take old people! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Mel Henze
Made in USA.
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All Nighter (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10010)
All Nighter (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!  INSIDE: That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside: That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Asian Beef & Snow Peas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4310)
Asian Beef & Snow Peas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Sayonara!  INSIDE: Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas.  Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
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Front: Sayonara!
Inside: Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas. Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Pictura
Features: Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Artist/Credits: Joey Heiberg
Product Line: Dolly Mama
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Baby Officer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10026)
Baby Officer (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  INSIDE: You have the right to remain in denial! Happy Birthday
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Inside: You have the right to remain in denial! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Green
Publisher: Avanti Press
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: H. Armstrong Roberts, Thom Lang
Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.
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Baby Officer (1 oversized card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# AV-201554)
Baby Officer (1 oversized card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  INSIDE: You have the right to remain in denial! Happy Birthday
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Inside: You have the right to remain in denial! Happy Birthday
Size: 6x11 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Avanti Press
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Big Funny
This Avanti Big Funny birthday card measures 6x11 inches and is sure to get big laughs! Extra postage required. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.
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Bar Stools (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5838)
Bar Stools (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Girls Night Out…  INSIDE: …ends a lot earlier than it used to! Happy Birthday
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Front: Girls Night Out…
Inside: …ends a lot earlier than it used to! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Avanti Press
Features: Pearlized Paper, Red Foil, Silver Foil, Black Foil, Embossed
Product Line: A*Press
Printed in USA.
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Bending Baby Cupcake (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4782)
Bending Baby Cupcake (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  INSIDE: Another year, gone with the wind! Happy Birthday
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Inside: Another year, gone with the wind! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Avanti Press
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: Constance Bannister, Phillip Graybill, Thom Lang
Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.
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Beware Of The Kids (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4238)
Beware Of The Kids (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: forget the dog.. beware of the kids!  INSIDE: Forget the kids.. beware of another birthday!
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Front: forget the dog.. beware of the kids!
Inside: Forget the kids.. beware of another birthday!
Size: 6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Coordinating
Publisher: Pictura
Features: Red Wire, Beads, clear jewel
Artist/Credits: Joey Heiberg
Product Line: Dolly Mama
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Bikini Top (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10344)
Bikini Top (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Birthday Boy - The good news is that Sarah's going to take off her bikini top!!  INSIDE: …the bad news is this is Sarah!!  Happy Birthday
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Front: Birthday Boy - The good news is that Sarah's going to take off her bikini top!!
Inside: …the bad news is this is Sarah!! Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Freedom Greetings
Product Line: Cheers
Made in USA.
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Birthday Candles (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5120)
Birthday Candles (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  INSIDE: IT'S JUST AN ESTIMATE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Inside: IT'S JUST AN ESTIMATE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Size: 4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Avanti Press
Features: Pearlized Paper, Thermographic Embossing, Glitter
Product Line: A*Press
Embossed (raised up) images and glitter give a 3-dimensional look and feel to this colorful birthday card from A*Press. Printed in the USA.
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Birthday Not Just a Word (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10046)
Birthday Not Just a Word (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word)  INSIDE: It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old!
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Front: BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word)
Inside: It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Marian Heath
Features: Recycled Paper
Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. Carbon Neutral.
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Birthday Puzzle (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3786)
Birthday Puzzle (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Look inside and find the words in this birthday puzzle created especially for you!  INSIDE: Happy Birthday!  Find all the 18 words.  Answers on the back.
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Front: Look inside and find the words in this birthday puzzle created especially for you!
Inside: Happy Birthday! Find all the 18 words. Answers on the back.
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.
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Birthday Sayings (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5832)
Birthday Sayings (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: With age comes wisdom… You're as young as you feel… Age is just a number…  INSIDE: BETA will replace VHS… Houses will always go up in value… Seriously though, Happy Birthday!
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Front: With age comes wisdom… You're as young as you feel… Age is just a number…
Inside: BETA will replace VHS… Houses will always go up in value… Seriously though, Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Mel Henze
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Birthday Wishes (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD10334)
Birthday Wishes (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Do Birthday wishes really come true?  INSIDE: Are you any younger?  Happy Birthday
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Front: Do Birthday wishes really come true?
Inside: Are you any younger? Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7.75 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Freedom Greetings
Product Line: CoryCard
Made in USA.
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Bite Me! (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4250)
Bite Me! (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Bite Me!  INSIDE: Birthdays can be one painful experience.
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Front: Bite Me!
Inside: Birthdays can be one painful experience.
Size: 4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Coordinating
Publisher: Pictura
Features: Die-Cut, Blue Jewel, Yellow Ribbon, Copper Wire
Artist/Credits: Joey Heiberg
Product Line: Dolly Mama
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Blowing Up Balloons (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5737)
Blowing Up Balloons (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: I tried to blow up one balloon for each year of your life…  INSIDE: but I passed out halfway through! Happy Birthday!
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Front: I tried to blow up one balloon for each year of your life…
Inside: but I passed out halfway through! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Product Line: Friends & Neighbors
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