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Control Freak (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3958)
Control Freak (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!'  INSIDE: It's your birthday. Get pissed.
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Front: How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!'
Inside: It's your birthday. Get pissed.
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Artist/Credits: Glenn McCoy
Product Line: McCoy Bros.
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Doctor's Office Samples (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD6165)
Doctor's Office Samples (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear.  INSIDE: Listen carefully: Happy Birthday!
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Front: The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear.
Inside: Listen carefully: Happy Birthday!
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: Daniel Collins
Product Line: The Humor Company
Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper
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Don't Sweat (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5826)
Don't Sweat (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Don't sweat another Birthday…  INSIDE: Nobody likes a sweaty old person! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Don't sweat another Birthday…
Inside: Nobody likes a sweaty old person! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Artist/Credits: Jim Edmon
Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Every Man's Birthday Fantasy (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3789)
Every Man's Birthday Fantasy (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Ah, Every Man's Birthday Fantasy  INSIDE: To be stranded on a remote island with a beautiful woman.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Front: Ah, Every Man's Birthday Fantasy
Inside: To be stranded on a remote island with a beautiful woman. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Steve Kennedy
Product Line: Proud Monkey Productions
This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.
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Forgetting (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3890)
Forgetting (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: First you forget NAMES.  Then you forget FACES.  Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..  INSIDE: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down!  Happy Birthday.  I could never forget that!
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Front: First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..
Inside: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that!
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Product Line: Talk Bubbles
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Geezerall 40 (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD6141)
Geezerall 40 (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Geezerall 40 - OvaZahill, Ghoulomaxatine, Relicssoman  INSIDE: Indication: Memory or hearing deficit, gray hair, changes in vision - Recommended by: Dr. Mead Life Chrises - Can cause increased longing for youthfulness impulsive inappropriate behavior --- It's never too late to have a happy birthday… or drive a red sports car
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Front: Geezerall 40 - OvaZahill, Ghoulomaxatine, Relicssoman
Inside: Indication: Memory or hearing deficit, gray hair, changes in vision - Recommended by: Dr. Mead Life Chrises - Can cause increased longing for youthfulness impulsive inappropriate behavior --- It's never too late to have a happy birthday… or drive a red sports car
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Nobleworks
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: K Krassner, R Kanfi
Product Line: Take As Needed
Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper
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Gesundheit (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3143)
Gesundheit (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: It's hard getting old!  Gesundheit!  INSIDE: Every time you sneeze, you have to take inventory!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: It's hard getting old! Gesundheit!
Inside: Every time you sneeze, you have to take inventory! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
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Lose Your Youth (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5330)
Lose Your Youth (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You didn't lose your youth…  INSIDE: You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You didn't lose your youth…
Inside: You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Man With Hot Flash (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4833)
Man With Hot Flash (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: If men had hot flashes  INSIDE: Have a cool birthday!
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Front: If men had hot flashes
Inside: Have a cool birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
Both the card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Printed in the USA.
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Motorcycle Angels (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3712)
Motorcycle Angels (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: C'mon!  Hop on!  Let's ride!  INSIDE: Great news -- The OLD as HELL Angels want you!  Happy Birthday
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Front: C'mon! Hop on! Let's ride!
Inside: Great news -- The OLD as HELL Angels want you! Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Tomato Cards
Made in the USA.
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Old Fart in Elevator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4040)
Old Fart in Elevator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: The guard discovered that someone had left an old fart in the elevator.  INSIDE: Getting older really stinks.. Have a Happy Birthday anyway.
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Front: The guard discovered that someone had left an old fart in the elevator.
Inside: Getting older really stinks.. Have a Happy Birthday anyway.
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Artist/Credits: Stan Eales
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Old Guys Pants (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3710)
Old Guys Pants (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Know why old guys wear their pants up so high?  INSIDE: You will soon.  Happy Birthday
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Front: Know why old guys wear their pants up so high?
Inside: You will soon. Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Orange
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Tomato Cards
Made in the USA.
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One Big Pass of Gas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3464)
One Big Pass of Gas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You know you're old when..  INSIDE: one big fart throws your entire back out!  Happy Birthday..you ol'  fart.
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Front: You know you're old when..
Inside: one big fart throws your entire back out! Happy Birthday..you ol' fart.
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Cream
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Artist/Credits: Marsha Gray Carrington
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Shoot Me (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD6169)
Shoot Me (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Remember when we were young and you saw that old man and said, “If I ever try to leave the house dressed that way, shoot me?”  INSIDE: Been nice knowing you. Happy Birthday.
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Front: Remember when we were young and you saw that old man and said, “If I ever try to leave the house dressed that way, shoot me?”
Inside: Been nice knowing you. Happy Birthday.
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: Dan Piraro
Product Line: The Humor Company
Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper
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Still Checking You Out (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4605)
Still Checking You Out (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You're another year older and women are still checking you out!  INSIDE: Next! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You're another year older and women are still checking you out!
Inside: Next! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
Printed in the USA.
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Suppository (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3465)
Suppository (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Did you find out what's wrong with my left ear?  You have a suppository in there.  INSIDE: Hmmm, now I know where my hearing aid is.  Happy Birthday
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Front: Did you find out what's wrong with my left ear? You have a suppository in there.
Inside: Hmmm, now I know where my hearing aid is. Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Product Line: Tomato Cards
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