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50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card  (Item# CD3793)
50th Birthday Party (1 card/1 envelope) - 50th Birthday Card - FRONT: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..  INSIDE: It's time to find God or become a biker!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Front: Today is your 50th birthday and you know what that means..
Inside: It's time to find God or become a biker!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks

This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.
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Control Freak (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3958)
Control Freak (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!'  INSIDE: It's your birthday. Get pissed.
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Front: How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!'
Inside: It's your birthday. Get pissed.
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Artist/Credits: Glenn McCoy
Product Line: McCoy Bros.
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Every Man's Birthday Fantasy (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3789)
Every Man's Birthday Fantasy (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Ah, Every Man's Birthday Fantasy  INSIDE: To be stranded on a remote island with a beautiful woman.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Front: Ah, Every Man's Birthday Fantasy
Inside: To be stranded on a remote island with a beautiful woman. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Steve Kennedy
Product Line: Proud Monkey Productions

This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.
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Forgetting (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3890)
Forgetting (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: First you forget NAMES.  Then you forget FACES.  Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..  INSIDE: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down!  Happy Birthday.  I could never forget that!
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Front: First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..
Inside: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that!
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Product Line: Talk Bubbles
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Gesundheit (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3143)
Gesundheit (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: It's hard getting old!  Gesundheit!  INSIDE: Every time you sneeze, you have to take inventory!  Happy Birthday!
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Front: It's hard getting old! Gesundheit!
Inside: Every time you sneeze, you have to take inventory! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron
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Lose Your Youth (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD5330)
Lose Your Youth (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You didn't lose your youth…  INSIDE: You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You didn't lose your youth…
Inside: You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.
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Man With Hot Flash (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4833)
Man With Hot Flash (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: If men had hot flashes  INSIDE: Have a cool birthday!
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Front: If men had hot flashes
Inside: Have a cool birthday!
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

Both the card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Printed in the USA.
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Motorcycle Angels (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3712)
Motorcycle Angels (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: C'mon!  Hop on!  Let's ride!  INSIDE: Great news -- The OLD as HELL Angels want you!  Happy Birthday
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Front: C'mon! Hop on! Let's ride!
Inside: Great news -- The OLD as HELL Angels want you! Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Tomato Cards

Made in the USA.
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Old Fart in Elevator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4040)
Old Fart in Elevator (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: The guard discovered that someone had left an old fart in the elevator.  INSIDE: Getting older really stinks.. Have a Happy Birthday anyway.
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Front: The guard discovered that someone had left an old fart in the elevator.
Inside: Getting older really stinks.. Have a Happy Birthday anyway.
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Nobleworks
Artist/Credits: Stan Eales
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Old Guys Pants (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3710)
Old Guys Pants (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Know why old guys wear their pants up so high?  INSIDE: You will soon.  Happy Birthday
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Front: Know why old guys wear their pants up so high?
Inside: You will soon. Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Orange
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Features: Recycled Paper
Product Line: Tomato Cards

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One Big Pass of Gas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3464)
One Big Pass of Gas (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You know you're old when..  INSIDE: one big fart throws your entire back out!  Happy Birthday..you ol'  fart.
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Front: You know you're old when..
Inside: one big fart throws your entire back out! Happy Birthday..you ol' fart.
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Cream
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Artist/Credits: Marsha Gray Carrington
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Sorry Ferrari (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD459)
Sorry Ferrari (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: A SORRY FERRARI - An old guy on a scooter pulls up alongside a young guy driving a Ferrari. 'Nice Car,' says the old guy. 'How fast can she go?' '220 mph,' replies the young guy. Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old guy what the car can do. Within 10 seconds he's going 100 mph.  INSIDE: Suddenly, he notices something in his rear-view mirror gaining on him. Then, WHOOOSH, it whips right by him. Sure enough, it's the old guy on his scooter. Astounded, the young guy floors it and takes the car all the way up to 220 mph. Sure enough, the old guy is right on his tail, but this time he plows right into the back of the Ferrari. The young guy says, 'Omigod! Is there anything I can do?' - 'Yes,' the old guy gasps painfully, 'Unhook.. my suspenders.. from your side-view mirror.' - (You may be getting older, but you can keep up with the best of them!) Happy Birthday
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Front: A SORRY FERRARI - An old guy on a scooter pulls up alongside a young guy driving a Ferrari. 'Nice Car,' says the old guy. 'How fast can she go?' '220 mph,' replies the young guy. Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old guy what the car can do. Within 10 seconds he's going 100 mph.
Inside: Suddenly, he notices something in his rear-view mirror gaining on him. Then, WHOOOSH, it whips right by him. Sure enough, it's the old guy on his scooter. Astounded, the young guy floors it and takes the car all the way up to 220 mph. Sure enough, the old guy is right on his tail, but this time he plows right into the back of the Ferrari. The young guy says, 'Omigod! Is there anything I can do?' - 'Yes,' the old guy gasps painfully, 'Unhook.. my suspenders.. from your side-view mirror.' - (You may be getting older, but you can keep up with the best of them!) Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Product Line: Tomato Cards
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Still Checking You Out (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD4605)
Still Checking You Out (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: You're another year older and women are still checking you out!  INSIDE: Next! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You're another year older and women are still checking you out!
Inside: Next! Happy Birthday!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Red
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Michael Sieron

Printed in the USA.
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Suppository (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card  (Item# CD3465)
Suppository (1 card/1 envelope) - Birthday Card - FRONT: Did you find out what's wrong with my left ear?  You have a suppository in there.  INSIDE: Hmmm, now I know where my hearing aid is.  Happy Birthday
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Front: Did you find out what's wrong with my left ear? You have a suppository in there.
Inside: Hmmm, now I know where my hearing aid is. Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Product Line: Tomato Cards
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