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All I Need From Cat (1 card/1 envelope) Portal Funny Birthday Card (Item# CD10048)
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All I Need From Cat (1 card/1 envelope) Portal Funny Birthday Card - FRONT: All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat  *  Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you.  *  Give attitude. Get Attention.  *  If you don't like your presents, sulk.  *  Never tell your age.  *  If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap.  *  Don't stress out over your first gray whisker.  *  Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.  *  Paws and reflect on what life has given to you.  *  Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit.  *  Take the day off and lie in the sun.  *  Stay out on the prowl all night long.  *  Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.  *  It's a good day to shed you inhibitions.  *  Act catty.  *  Toy with your presents before you tear them open.  *  Spend some quality time in the litterbox.  *  Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.  *  If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.  *  Don't let anything or anyone put you out.  INSIDE: And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't!  Happy Birthday

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All I Need From Cat (1 card/1 envelope) Portal Funny Birthday Card - FRONT: All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat  *  Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you.  *  Give attitude. Get Attention.  *  If you don't like your presents, sulk.  *  Never tell your age.  *  If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap.  *  Don't stress out over your first gray whisker.  *  Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.  *  Paws and reflect on what life has given to you.  *  Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit.  *  Take the day off and lie in the sun.  *  Stay out on the prowl all night long.  *  Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.  *  It's a good day to shed you inhibitions.  *  Act catty.  *  Toy with your presents before you tear them open.  *  Spend some quality time in the litterbox.  *  Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.  *  If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.  *  Don't let anything or anyone put you out.  INSIDE: And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't!  Happy Birthday
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Front: All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside: And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Size: 4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Portal
Features: Recycled Paper
Artist/Credits: Alan Wnuk

Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.
Price: $2.99  $2.75  SALE!
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