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Everything I Know (1 card/1 envelope) Nobleworks Funny Mother's Day Card (Item# CD4145)
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Everything I Know (1 card/1 envelope) Nobleworks Funny Mother's Day Card - FRONT: Everything I know I learned from my mom: My mother taught me RELIGION: You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet. My Mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me STAMINA: You sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when I get home. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. My mother taught me about JUSTICE..  INSIDE: One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Happy Mother's Day!

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Everything I Know (1 card/1 envelope) Nobleworks Funny Mother's Day Card - FRONT: Everything I know I learned from my mom: My mother taught me RELIGION: You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet. My Mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me STAMINA: You sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when I get home. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. My mother taught me about JUSTICE..  INSIDE: One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Happy Mother's Day!
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Front: Everything I know I learned from my mom: My mother taught me RELIGION: You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet. My Mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me STAMINA: You sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when I get home. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. My mother taught me about JUSTICE..
Inside: One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Happy Mother's Day!
Size: 4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: Yellow
Publisher: Nobleworks
Product Line: Talk Bubbles
Price: $2.95  $2.80  SALE!
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Awesome and excellent choices and varieties to choose from. Range from extremely beautiful and tasteful to adorable and fun. I'd say there's something here for all types of people and all tastes. I don't consider myself a holy roller type 'religious' person, but for Christmas I do look for a 'personal message' type of card that's more than just a 'joke' card. You seem to have it all. Thank you.

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