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Sorry Ferrari (1 card/1 envelope) Funny Birthday Card (Item# CD459)
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Sorry Ferrari (1 card/1 envelope) Funny Birthday Card - FRONT: A SORRY FERRARI - An old guy on a scooter pulls up alongside a young guy driving a Ferrari. 'Nice Car,' says the old guy. 'How fast can she go?' '220 mph,' replies the young guy. Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old guy what the car can do. Within 10 seconds he's going 100 mph.  INSIDE: Suddenly, he notices something in his rear-view mirror gaining on him. Then, WHOOOSH, it whips right by him. Sure enough, it's the old guy on his scooter. Astounded, the young guy floors it and takes the car all the way up to 220 mph. Sure enough, the old guy is right on his tail, but this time he plows right into the back of the Ferrari. The young guy says, 'Omigod! Is there anything I can do?' - 'Yes,' the old guy gasps painfully, 'Unhook.. my suspenders.. from your side-view mirror.' - (You may be getting older, but you can keep up with the best of them!) Happy Birthday

Inside
Sorry Ferrari (1 card/1 envelope) Funny Birthday Card - FRONT: A SORRY FERRARI - An old guy on a scooter pulls up alongside a young guy driving a Ferrari. 'Nice Car,' says the old guy. 'How fast can she go?' '220 mph,' replies the young guy. Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old guy what the car can do. Within 10 seconds he's going 100 mph.  INSIDE: Suddenly, he notices something in his rear-view mirror gaining on him. Then, WHOOOSH, it whips right by him. Sure enough, it's the old guy on his scooter. Astounded, the young guy floors it and takes the car all the way up to 220 mph. Sure enough, the old guy is right on his tail, but this time he plows right into the back of the Ferrari. The young guy says, 'Omigod! Is there anything I can do?' - 'Yes,' the old guy gasps painfully, 'Unhook.. my suspenders.. from your side-view mirror.' - (You may be getting older, but you can keep up with the best of them!) Happy Birthday
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Front: A SORRY FERRARI - An old guy on a scooter pulls up alongside a young guy driving a Ferrari. 'Nice Car,' says the old guy. 'How fast can she go?' '220 mph,' replies the young guy. Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old guy what the car can do. Within 10 seconds he's going 100 mph.
Inside: Suddenly, he notices something in his rear-view mirror gaining on him. Then, WHOOOSH, it whips right by him. Sure enough, it's the old guy on his scooter. Astounded, the young guy floors it and takes the car all the way up to 220 mph. Sure enough, the old guy is right on his tail, but this time he plows right into the back of the Ferrari. The young guy says, 'Omigod! Is there anything I can do?' - 'Yes,' the old guy gasps painfully, 'Unhook.. my suspenders.. from your side-view mirror.' - (You may be getting older, but you can keep up with the best of them!) Happy Birthday
Size: 5x7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Cardstock
Envelope: Blue
Publisher: Recycled Paper Greetings
Product Line: Tomato Cards
Price:  $2.59
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Availability: In Stock

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After my first order was shipped and delivered so quickly I knew I could count on you to get the few extra cards to me in a timely manner. I have no doubt I will receive them very quickly!

Christine F.
Moore, Oklahoma