||'Double Your Pleasure'' A ghoul stumbles up to another ghoul in a bar and offers to buy him a beer. The second ghoul says, ''Thanks.. Hey, do I know you from somewhere?'' The first ghoul drains his beer and says, ''I dunno, where are you from?'' The second ghoul says, ''I'm from Transylvania.'' ''No kidding,'' says the first ghoul. ''I'm from Transylvania, too!'' The second ghoul says, ''Well I live in the city graveyard.'' The first ghoul says, ''HOLY MOLEY, I live in the city graveyard, too!''
||The second ghoul says, ''Where did you go to school? I graduated from Transylvania State in '69.'' ''INCREDIBLE… I graduated from Transylvania State in '69, too!'' A local watching from the bar says to the bartender, ''What's going on there?'' The bartender says, ''Not much.. ..the Zombie Twins are drunk again.'' (Hope your Halloween is filled with twice the fun.)
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