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Here's A List Of Useful Terms (1 card/1 envelope) Oatmeal Studios Funny Get Well Card (Item# CD3083)
Front
Here's A List Of Useful Terms (1 card/1 envelope) Oatmeal Studios Funny Get Well Card - FRONT: Here's a list of useful terms to speed your recovery:  INSIDE: Bacteria:  Rear entrance of a cafeteria.  Nitrate:  Cheaper than day rate.  Urine:  Opposite of “You're out!”  Barium:  What happens if CPR fails.  Dilate:  To live longer.  Outpatient:  A person who has fainted.  Get Well Soon!

Inside
Here's A List Of Useful Terms (1 card/1 envelope) Oatmeal Studios Funny Get Well Card - FRONT: Here's a list of useful terms to speed your recovery:  INSIDE: Bacteria:  Rear entrance of a cafeteria.  Nitrate:  Cheaper than day rate.  Urine:  Opposite of “You're out!”  Barium:  What happens if CPR fails.  Dilate:  To live longer.  Outpatient:  A person who has fainted.  Get Well Soon!
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Front: Here's a list of useful terms to speed your recovery:
Inside: Bacteria: Rear entrance of a cafeteria. Nitrate: Cheaper than day rate. Urine: Opposite of “You're out!” Barium: What happens if CPR fails. Dilate: To live longer. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Get Well Soon!
Size: 5 x 7 inches
Paper Stock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Envelope: White
Publisher: Oatmeal Studios
Features: Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Artist/Credits: Helene Lehrer
Price: $2.95  $2.80
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