||The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
||Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
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