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7 Dwarves of Christmas Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $16.98
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Xmas - Gifty Cheery Cooky Twinkly Santy Chargey Carol
Inside:Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8382-12
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7 Dwarves of Christmas Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Xmas - Gifty Cheery Cooky Twinkly Santy Chargey Carol
Inside:Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8382
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Ask For Directions Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Moses, we've been lost in the desert for forty years! Now will you stop and ask for directions?
Inside:Thou shalt have a Happy Father's Day.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4154
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Baby Pulling Grandpa's Finger Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Inside:Birthdays blow.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4034
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Been Papered Funny / Humorous Halloween Card

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Front:We got tee peed.
Inside:It's Halloween.. Time to roll out the fun!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4499
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on Recycled Paper, Made in USA.

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Boring Without You Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:“Life is boring and meaningless without you.”
Inside:Hope this birthday soars!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4023
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Caffeinator Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:The Caffeinator No job too tall or too Grande!
Inside:Have a super birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4050
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Captain Couch Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Captain Couch Always on top of his game! Saving the world, but only during halftime!
Inside:Time out! Have a Happy Father's Day.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4170
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Captain Flatulence Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Captain Flatulence Able to defeat enemies with a single blast! SILENT but DEADLY!!
Inside:Hope your birthday is a blast!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4049
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Commander Remote Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Commander Remote. The power is in his hand. Saving the world from the comfort of his recliner.
Inside:We interrupt this broadcast to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4047
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Doctor's Office Samples Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear.
Inside:Listen carefully: Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6165
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Elf is Missing Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $16.98
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Front:Santa, an elf is missing! We can't find Dimples any where!
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas. No ifs, ands, or butts…
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8480-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Elf is Missing Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Santa, an elf is missing! We can't find Dimples any where!
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas. No ifs, ands, or butts…
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8480
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA

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Estro-Jenny Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Estro-Jenny. Getting Hotter by the minute! ..The hot flash
Inside:Happy Birthday. Party like you're on fire!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4048
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Fatherhood Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Fatherhood Fixey Farty Growly Horsey Clicky Hairy Hugsalot
Inside:Happy Father's Day.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4151
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Five Second Rule Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Five second rule!
Inside:Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4078
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Fleas Navidad Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $16.98
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Front:Fleas Navidad
Inside:Merry Christmas
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:BX8034-12
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Fleas Navidad Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Fleas Navidad
Inside:Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD8034
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Graduation Dwarves Graduation Card

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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Graduation Smarty Sporty Nerdy Cheery Flunky Artsy Needs a Job
Inside:Happy Graduation.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4180
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Group of Joe's Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Joe six pack. Joe twelve pack. Joe case. Joe keg.
Inside:Cheers! Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3998
Availability:In Stock

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I Am Full Funny / Humorous Halloween Card

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Front:You get this one, I'm full!
Inside:Happy Halloween
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4500
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on Recycled Paper, Made in USA.

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Is It Warm In Here? Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Is it warm in here or am I crazy?
Inside:Warm birthday wishes.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4077
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Left The Seat Up Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Wedding Anniversary Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I can't remember whether I left the seat up on the toilet last night.
Inside:Happy Anniversary..how could I forget?
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3923
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Menopausal Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:The 7 menopausal dwarves: itchy, bitchy, sweaty, bloaty, sleepy, forgetful, psycho
Inside:Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3993
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Mid-Life Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

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Front:7 dwarves of mid-life: flabby, alkie, baldy, divorcy, moody, unemployable, self-doubty, will work for Viagara.
Inside:The best is yet to come! Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3995
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Motherhood Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Mother's Day Card

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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Motherhood Huggy Fussy Worry Guilty Naggy Saintly and The Enabler
Inside:Happy Mother's Day.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4128
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Mr. Fixit Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Mr. Fixit He's licensed to drill! Go ahead and break something!
Inside:Happy Father's Day. You know the drill.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4200
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Officially Old Fart Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:AARP!
Inside:You are now officially an old fart!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4074
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Old Age Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

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Front:7 dwarves of old age: nappy, wrinkly, squinty, rocky, saggy, farty, leaky
Inside:You're only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3994
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Pandas at Zoo Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

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Front:Pandas. Ling Ling and Bling Bling.
Inside:Happy Birthday! It's your time to shine.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3992
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Plasticgirl Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

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Front:Plastic Girl Super charged and ready to spend! Don't leave home without her!
Inside:It's your birthday. Shop 'til you drop.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4193
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Pregnancy Dwarves New Baby Card

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Front:The 7 dwarves of pregnancy. Achy. Bloaty. Moody. Glowy. Busty. Cravey. Doc.
Inside:Congratulations
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3997
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Proof of Global Warming Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Definitive Proof of Global Warming!
Inside:Warm Wishes for a Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10186
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Push Push Push New Baby Card

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Front:Delivery Room PUSH PUSH PUSH
Inside:Take a deep breath and celebrate, celebrate, celebrate, congratulations!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4076
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Running on Fumes Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

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Front:The last five years Stanley has been running on fumes.
Inside:Hope your birthday is a blast!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4072
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Running Out of Ice Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Bear Christmas Cards

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Front:Bad news, we're running out of ice.
Inside:The good news is it's Christmastime! Season's Greetings.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8381-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Running Out of Ice Funny / Humorous Bear Christmas Card

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Front:Bad news, we're running out of ice.
Inside:The good news is it's Christmastime! Season's Greetings.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8381
Availability:In Stock
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Santa Kidnap Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

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Front:I'm sorry you had to see me.
Inside:Don’t get carried away this Christmas.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8289-12
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Santa Kidnap Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:I'm sorry you had to see me.
Inside:Don’t get carried away this Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8289
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Super Mom Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Mother's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Super Mom She's everything you want to be! Can multitask and kick enemy ass..all in a single bound!
Inside:You make it look so easy. Happy Mother's Day.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4121
Availability:In Stock

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Universal Cleaner Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Mother's Day Card

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Front:Mom Spit Universal Cleaner Great for faces, ears, hair, necks, clothes, shoes, floors, counters, linoleum, bathrooms, automotive degreasing and much, much more! Caution: Vapors harmful if inhaled, flammable, do not swallow, read back.
Inside:Happy Mother's Day to a universally loved mom.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4125
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We Traced The Call Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:This is the police! We traced the call and it's coming from inside the house!!
Inside:Another birthday behind you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4073
Availability:In Stock

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Weather Channel Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:He thinks it's the weather channel.
Inside:I think it's your birthday..Hope it's happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4033
Availability:In Stock

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Wedding Cake Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Wedding Anniversary Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Inside:Happy Anniversary.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3925
Availability:In Stock

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Your Brain Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:One more time. This is your brain, this is your brain on Britney.
Inside:It's your birthday. Go out and kill some more brain cells!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4075
Availability:In Stock
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