BRANDS

FILTER BY PRICE

 Between: and

Current Special Offers

test informationtest informationtest informationtest informationVISA, Mastercard, Discover and American Express Accepted
PayPal AcceptedSecurity Seals
Jul 4 Independence Day
Sep 3 Labor Day
Sep 9 Rosh Hashanah
Sep 9 Grandparent's Day
Oct 8 Columbus Day
Oct 16 Boss' Day
Oct 20 Sweetest Day
Oct 31 Halloween
Nov 11 Veterans Day
Nov 12 Veterans Day
Nov 22 Thanksgiving
Dec 2 Hanukkah
Dec 25 Christmas
Dec 26 Kwanzaa
Jan 1 New Year's Day
12 Month Calendar

Scott Jensen

Shop for funny birthday cards featuring the artwork of Scott Jensen.

Sort By:
Showing 1-34 of 34 items (Page 1 of 1)
1
Items Per Page:
255075100

Larger Images
and Related Items

Aging Gracefully Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:It's your birthday! I wanted to say how gracefully you're aging…
Inside:…but I've seen you dance! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11929
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Birthday Wine Quiz Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Time to celebrate! Take the Birthday Wine Quiz:
Inside:Red or White? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10272
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Boldly Walk Into Any Room Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday! You've reached that age where you can boldly walk into any room and say…
Inside:Why the hell did I come in here? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11521
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Choosing Swimsuits Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Boy - halter, strapless, bandeau, racerback… it's getting harder to find swimsuits in our style…
Inside:…turtleneck. Hope your big day suits you to a tee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10319
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Considered Wizards Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:We have reached an age where we are considered wizards…
Inside:…we wiz morning, noon and night. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11538
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Count the Years Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You're getting to the age where it's wonderful to count the years…
Inside:…but it's better to make the years count! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10607
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Couple Letting Go Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Birthdays are for letting go…
Inside:…but I think our bodies may have figured that out… Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12071
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Describe Your Birthday Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:A school of fish. A gaggle of geese. A pride of lions. How would I describe your birthday?
Inside:A shitload of candles!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3199
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Doing The Things You Love Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:It's good to see you still doing the things you love.
Inside:Some more than others… Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12139
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Elderly Couple Dancing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You're never too old to go out and party…
Inside:…within reason! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10287
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Face the Difficult Truth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.56
List Price: $2.75
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:HAPPY BIRTHDAY! As we get older we know ourselves better and find it easier to face the difficult truth..
Inside:Like buying a size 5 bikini does not make us lose weight!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3784
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Getting Better, Not Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You're not getting older. You're getting better…
Inside:…discounts! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12075
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Getting Lucky Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:At your age, “getting lucky” means…
Inside:…no one has any idea how old you are. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10593
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Glasses on Head Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.56
List Price: $2.75
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:The great thing about being older is that when we need our glasses..
Inside:..they're usually on our heads! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3402
Availability:Limited Quantity

Larger Images
and Related Items

Grocery Shopping Woman Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:At your age, you should have no trouble finding a date…
Inside:They're in the same section as the prunes! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10580
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Hangover Woman Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to get over having a good time…
Inside:…than it took to have it! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10569
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Hot, Wild Love Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:On your birthday, remember - there's only one thing standing between you and a night of hot, wild sex…
Inside:…reality. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10316
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Information Age Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday to someone who's passing through the information age…
Inside:…and heading for the inflamation age!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD10202
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Just Remember That At Your Age Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Another Birthday? Well, just remember that at your age, it's important to exercise, stay flexible, and keep moving..
Inside:it makes it harder for the vultures to land.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3082
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Partiers with Sunglasses Funny / Humorous 70th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:There's a term for a special day like today…
Inside:Worst Cake Scenario! Happy 70th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5745
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Recapture Your Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Don't waste time on your birthday trying to recapture your youth…
Inside:…it has too much of a head start! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5810
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Seem Quite Alert Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.33
List Price: $2.50
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday! Don't be the least bit concerned about getting older. You still seem quite alert.
Inside:I said alert, you still seem quite alert!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3148
Availability:Limited Quantity

Larger Images
and Related Items

Someone Once Said Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday! Someone once said age doesn't matter
Inside:probably the same idiot who said money can't buy happiness.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3103
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Speaks 4 Languages Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday to a guy who speaks 4 languages!
Inside:Football, baseball, basketball and golf! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10004
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Stop Enjoying Birthdays Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Growing older doesn't mean we stop enjoying birthdays…
Inside:It just means we let the grandkids blow out the candles! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10602
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Sum Up Birthdays: 80th Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:People your age can sum up birthdays in just a few words.
Inside:Sadly, none of them can be printed here. Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11476
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Talking in the Dark Funny Anniversary Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You want it, don't you? You know I do - ! Easy now - no grabbing! Then give it to me already!
Inside:You guys just know how to make it work. Happy Anniversary!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10689
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

What Do Older Women Have Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
Inside:A belly button. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3081
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Whole Century Funny 100th Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Who says they lived a whole century?
Inside:You can! Happy 100th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12080
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

With A Grain Of Salt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $2.33
List Price: $2.50
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:If you want to stay young, you have to take your birthday with a grain of salt..
Inside:and an aspirin, some fiber, plenty of calcium, an antacid, and lots of water!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3098
Availability:Limited Quantity

Larger Images
and Related Items

Woman in Front of TV Scott Jensen Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Another year older - you can either whine about it…
Inside:…of wine about it! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12002
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

Work is a Lot Less Fun Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You know your age is getting up there when working is a lot less fun…
Inside:…and fun is a lot more work! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11919
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

Larger Images
and Related Items

You're Not Getting Older Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:You're not getting older
Inside:Aw, hell. Yes, you are. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3080
Availability:In Stock

Larger Images
and Related Items

Youth Is Overrated Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
(7% saved)
Quantity:

Front:Happy Birthday! Youth is so overrated.
Inside:I mean, who really needs to remember what they did five minutes ago?
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3184
Availability:In Stock
Sort By:
Showing 1-34 of 34 items (Page 1 of 1)
1
Items Per Page:
255075100