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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:	…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12538
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Aging Gracefully Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	It's your birthday! I wanted to say how gracefully you're aging…
Inside:	…but I've seen you dance! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11929
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Birthday Message on TV Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	This birthday message is brought to you by…
Inside:	…the fact that your wife hasn't killed you yet! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13660
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Blessings Outnumber Candles Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	May your blessings always outnumber your candles.
Inside:	Holy Shit-! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12516
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Boldly Walk Into Any Room Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Happy Birthday! You've reached that age where you can boldly walk into any room and say…
Inside:	Why the hell did I come in here? Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11521
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Choosing Swimsuits Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	Boy - halter, strapless, bandeau, racerback… it's getting harder to find swimsuits in our style…
Inside:	…turtleneck. Hope your big day suits you to a tee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10319
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Considered Wizards Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	We have reached an age where we are considered wizards…
Inside:	…we wiz morning, noon and night. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11538
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Count the Years Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	You're getting to the age where it's wonderful to count the years…
Inside:	…but it's better to make the years count! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10607
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple Letting Go Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Birthdays are for letting go…
Inside:	…but I think our bodies may have figured that out… Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12071
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Describe Your Birthday Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	A school of fish. A gaggle of geese. A pride of lions. How would I describe your birthday?
Inside:	A shitload of candles!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3199
Availability:	In Stock

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Doing The Things You Love Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	It's good to see you still doing the things you love.
Inside:	Some more than others… Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12139
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Elderly Couple Dancing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	You're never too old to go out and party…
Inside:	…within reason! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10287
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Face the Difficult Truth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.61
List Price: $2.75
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Front:	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! As we get older we know ourselves better and find it easier to face the difficult truth..
Inside:	Like buying a size 5 bikini does not make us lose weight!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3784
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.

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Getting Better, Not Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	You're not getting older. You're getting better…
Inside:	…discounts! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12075
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Getting Lucky Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	At your age, “getting lucky” means…
Inside:	…no one has any idea how old you are. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10593
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Getting Older Would Be A Lot Harder Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Getting older would be a lot harder…
Inside:	…without you leading the way. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13015
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed using vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Hangover Woman Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to get over having a good time…
Inside:	…than it took to have it! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10569
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Hot, Wild Love Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	On your birthday, remember - there's only one thing standing between you and a night of hot, wild sex…
Inside:	…reality. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10316
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Information Age Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	Happy Birthday to someone who's passing through the information age…
Inside:	…and heading for the inflamation age!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD10202
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in USA.

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Just Remember That At Your Age Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Another Birthday? Well, just remember that at your age, it's important to exercise, stay flexible, and keep moving..
Inside:	it makes it harder for the vultures to land.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3082
Availability:	In Stock

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Looking At Old Photos Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	We're not as young as we once were…
Inside:	…but we're not as dumb either, so it all balances out. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12533
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Recapture Your Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.80
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	Don't waste time on your birthday trying to recapture your youth…
Inside:	…it has too much of a head start! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD5810
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Seem Quite Alert Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.38
List Price: $2.50
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Front:	Happy Birthday! Don't be the least bit concerned about getting older. You still seem quite alert.
Inside:	I said alert, you still seem quite alert!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3148
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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Someone Once Said Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	Happy Birthday! Someone once said age doesn't matter
Inside:	probably the same idiot who said money can't buy happiness.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3103
Availability:	In Stock

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Stop Enjoying Birthdays Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	Growing older doesn't mean we stop enjoying birthdays…
Inside:	It just means we let the grandkids blow out the candles! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10602
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Sum Up Birthdays: 80th Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	People your age can sum up birthdays in just a few words.
Inside:	Sadly, none of them can be printed here. Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11476
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Talking in the Dark Funny Anniversary Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:	You want it, don't you? You know I do - ! Easy now - no grabbing! Then give it to me already!
Inside:	You guys just know how to make it work. Happy Anniversary!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10689
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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What Do Older Women Have Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
Inside:	A belly button. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3081
Availability:	In Stock

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Whole Century Funny 100th Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Who says they lived a whole century?
Inside:	You can! Happy 100th Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12080
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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With A Grain Of Salt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.38
List Price: $2.50
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Front:	If you want to stay young, you have to take your birthday with a grain of salt..
Inside:	and an aspirin, some fiber, plenty of calcium, an antacid, and lots of water!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3098
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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Woman in Front of TV Scott Jensen Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Another year older - you can either whine about it…
Inside:	…of wine about it! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12002
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Work is a Lot Less Fun Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	You know your age is getting up there when working is a lot less fun…
Inside:	…and fun is a lot more work! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11919
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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You're Not Getting Older Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	You're not getting older
Inside:	Aw, hell. Yes, you are. Happy Birthday.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3080
Availability:	In Stock

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Youth Is Overrated Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Happy Birthday! Youth is so overrated.
Inside:	I mean, who really needs to remember what they did five minutes ago?
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3184
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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