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Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Shop for Teresa Burns Parkhurst birthday cards featuring her extremely funny cartoons. Available for multiple occasions including birthday, friendship, anniversary, just for fun and retirement.

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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A Second Opinion Funny Get Well Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I heard you were sick, so I got a second opinion.
Inside:You're also awesome! Hope you feel better soon!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11435
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Always Enjoy Hanging Out Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We always enjoy hanging out
Inside:Maybe “hanging out” is a poor choice of words! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11520
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bicycle Traffic Stop 70th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're doing 70!
Inside:This time I'll let you off with a greeting. Happy 70th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11997
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Bright Side Of Getting Older: 50th Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Look at the bright side of getting older…
Inside:You're hotter than ever! Happy 50th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11503
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Candles are Lit Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It's your birthday and the candles are lit!
Inside:And happy me, so am I! Cheers to you on your special day!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10571
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Cat on Counter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:So, she's like “Get off the counter!” and I'm like “Get off my ass!!”.
Inside:Hope this birthday has you feeling on top!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD4832
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Both the card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Printed in the USA.

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Cat Whisperer Funny Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Dog Whisperer - Horse Whisperer - Cat Whisperer
Inside:Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Coming to Terms 40th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Coming to terms with being forty will take some time. 39 40
Inside:40 - You have one year! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13433
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Cosmetic Surgery Costs Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:facelift: $4,000 lip implants: $1,500 breast lift: $6,000 liposuction: $2,000 tummy tuck $4,500
Inside:Getting older with your friends… priceless! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10304
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Counting Years Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Birthdays are for counting years…
Inside:…not calories! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11934
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Couple at Movie Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I don't know about you, but sex in the movies makes me uncomfortable.
Inside:The seats always fold up and dump popcorn and soda all over me! Hope your birthday is two thumbs up!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10559
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Craft Beer Belly Funny Masculine Birthday Card for Him / Man

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At least it's a craft beer belly.
Inside:Wow, that year brew by! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12065
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Decision on Birthday Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You have a very important decision to make on your birthday.
Inside:How old you are going to be this year! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10591
Availability:In Stock
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Don’t Take Heat From Anybody Funny Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At our age, we don't take heat from anybody!
Inside:We give the heat! Warm wishes on your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12073
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Earth with Birthday Hat Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I hope you celebrate your birthday the same way you came into this world.
Inside:Naked and screaming! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12137
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Eating Healthy And Exercising Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You can recapture your youth by eating healthy, exercising, and drinking a lot less! But…
Inside:You'll be doing it on your own! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10642
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Fantastic Brilliant Amazing Balloons Relative Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It's not easy being related to someone so… Fantastic - Brilliant - Amazing
Inside:But hopefully one day you'll get over it! Happy Birthday!!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12518
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Few Women Admit Their Age Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs. Then there are people like you…
Inside:…who never show theirs! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11430
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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First Day of Retirement Funny Retirement Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:First Day of Retirement “Let's say we meet at eleven to go over some plans for lunch.”
Inside:Hoping that FUN is the only thing on your agenda! Congratulations!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11944
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Forgetful Woman Hand on Head Funny / Humorous Belated Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!
Inside:But I think you've reached that age where you'll forget that I forgot! Belated Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13434
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Gained a Lot of Wisdom Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:One thing about getting older, we've gained a lot of wisdom…
Inside:I think I carry mine in my thighs! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10563
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Girls on Lounge Chairs Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Remember when we couldn't wait to get older?
Inside:Yeah, what was up with that!? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10005
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Golfing Couple Putting Green Funny Golf Anniversary Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Anniversary
Inside:…to a couple who's right on course!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12236
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Great Team Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We make a great team!
Inside:You don't like to celebrate your birthday and I'm too lazy to plan anything! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10540
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Guilty Funny Femanine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:GUILTY
Inside:…of not looking any older! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12162
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Handsome Bartender Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday, I hope some handsome bartender looks deeply into your eyes and says those magic words…
Inside:May I see your I.D.? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10556
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Helping to Cross the Street Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're a kind, decent, law-abiding person…
Inside:Good thing you've got a friend like me to spice up your life! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10310
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Hiring a Psychic Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I've forgotten where so many things are in my house, I've considered hiring a psychic.
Inside:Hope this finds you having a great birthday! So that's where I put my coffee!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD4837
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Both the card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Printed in the USA.

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Hold Your Liquor Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Anyone who says you can't hold your liquor…
Inside:Obviously never tried taking it away from you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10588
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Husband Helps With Laundry Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Hey, why don't you take a break and let me do that the wrong way for you?
Inside:Hope everything is done just the way you like it on your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13014
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed using vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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In Between Age Funny / Humorous Feminine Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We're at that in-between age
Inside:Somewhere between twenty-nine and it's nobody's @#$@# business! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13437
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Knock Your Socks Off Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It’s your birthday, I hope you meet a dreamy guy with the personality that knocks your socks off!!
Inside:Because we all know tequila will take care of the rest of your clothes! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10686
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ladies Night Karaoke Feminine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your Birthday, remember just three glasses of wine will reduce the risk…
Inside:…of giving a rat's ass! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12334
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Letting Them Grow Out Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Oh wow. I'm letting mine grow out too.
Inside:Hope the birthday fun lasts a long time! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11539
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Lingerie Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I bought one of those thongs once, put it on and I haven't seen it since.
Inside:It's your birthday! Go ahead and lose it.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Proud Monkey Productions
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3127
Availability:In Stock

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Lose Your Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You didn't lose your youth…
Inside:You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5330
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Margaritas and Men Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday, I'm going to tell you the difference between margaritas and men…
Inside:Margaritas hit the spot every time! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10610
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Marriage is a Gamble Funny Anniversary Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:If marriage is a gamble,
Inside:you two are big winners! Happy Anniversary!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11921
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Moderation Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday remember all things in moderation!
Inside:Especially moderation! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD10200
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA.

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Mojo Working Funny Femenine Birthday Card For Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:For your birthday we have to get our mojo working.
Inside:We just need to find it first! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12528
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Morning Newspaper Alternative Facts Birthday Card

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Front:Great News! Since your last birthday, age is whatever you want it to be!
Inside:It's a new thing called Alternative Facts! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12536
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Needs a Furnace Guy Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I mean, one minute you're young and carefree, and the next you're someone who needs a furnace guy.
Inside:Warm wishes for a very Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13669
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Not Too Old To Twerk Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Even though you're another year older, you're not too old to twerk.
Inside:You just have to figure out what it is! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11450
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Nun Jumping on Trampolene Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday!
Inside:Do something ungodly!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11436
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Pass For A Twenty Year Old Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You could pass for a twenty year old…
Inside:…with low lighting and a few beers! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12210
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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People Who Actually Eat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Do you carry this in a size for people who actually eat?
Inside:Happy Birthday! You're lookin' good!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Proud Monkey Productions
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3125
Availability:In Stock

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Pinata At Bar Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Make it a double, I'm on my way to a birthday party.
Inside:Hope your birthday is a real bash!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11505
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Pizza Guy Performance Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:That was just my pizza guy performance, you should see my mailman show.
Inside:It's your birthday, GO WILD!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11987
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Ponytail Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:I couldn't do a thing with my butt today, so I just threw it back in a ponytail.
Inside:Congratulations on putting another year behind you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Proud Monkey Productions
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3141
Availability:In Stock
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