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Shop for name brand birthday cards from our awesome selection of cards that includes great name brands like Avanti, Paper House, Pictura, Freedom Greetings and Marian Heath. With dozens of brands and thousands of designs to choose from, you'll find an incredible assortment while shopping in our birthday card department. Mail the cards to yourself for hand delivery or you have the option to add a personal message to the interior of the birthday card and we'll mail it directly to your family and friends.

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards		 Our Price: $1.85
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $3.79
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Kittens Birthday Card from All

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Group hug! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2707
Availability:In Stock

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3 Windows Balloon Present Wine Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings		 Our Price: $2.69
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Front:Happy Birthday
Inside:…to You!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:a la Creme
Features:Die-Cut Window, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5475
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Three die cut windows allow the interior illustration of a balloon, present, and wine glass to be seen while the cover is closed. Made in USA.

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3 Women Running Into Sea Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:We're still hot..
Inside:only now it comes in flashes! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD2337
Availability:In Stock

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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50 Is When You Funny / Humorous 50th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:50 is when you bend over to tie your shoelace and wonder..
Inside:“What else can I do while I'm down here?” Happy 50th!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Helene Lehrer
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3087
Availability:In Stock

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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60th Birthday Has Arrived Funny / Humorous 60th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Pardon me, your 60th birthday has arrived.
Inside:Shall I say you're not in? Happy 60th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12336
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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70 Over Cake Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $2.99
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Front:70 Congratulations
Inside:Congratulations On Your Special Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Second Nature
Item #:CD1083
Availability:Limited Quantity

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70th Birthday Seventieth Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Funny Exuberant Mindful Joyful Energetic Ambitious Loving Creative Stylish Dynamic Curious Attractive
Inside:70 never looked as good as it looks on you! Have a wonderful birthday celebration!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Leslie Richmond Simmons
Item #:CD3458
Availability:Limited Quantity

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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80th Cake Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $3.79
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Front:80!
Inside:Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Essential Colors
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Purple Foil
Item #:CD1078
Availability:Limited Quantity

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9 Embossed Hearts Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings		 Our Price: $2.69
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Front:Happy Birthday
Inside:…to you!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:a la Creme
Features:Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5474
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:The nine embossed (raised up) heart illustrations give a 3-dimensional look and feel to this wonderful birthday card design. Made in USA.

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $3.79
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Good Poop Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Hope you have the perfect birthday..
Inside:A little playtime, a good poop, then a long nap.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Item #:CD431
Availability:Limited Quantity

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A Lot of Money Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD4042
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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A New Spirit Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings		 Our Price: $2.66
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Inside:A new year of life awakens a new spirit. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5.25x6.25 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Repartee
Features:Gold Foil, Gold Wire, Handcrafted
Item #:CD5164
Availability:In Stock
More Info:A textured gold foil icon and tassles sit in the middle of a diecut window with a woven background, bringing a simple but unique look to this birthday card. No additional postage necessary.

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:In Stock

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Accidents Happen Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Accidents Happen!
Inside:Hence your birthday. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5338
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Action Adventure Dog Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Heroes come along once in a lifetime - or when there's cake. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11959
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Add Another Candle Funny 80th Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Today you get to add another candle to your cake!
Inside:If there's any room, that is! Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12164
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Adore Candlelight Funny / Humorous 90th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Most people your age just adore candlelight…
Inside:Except when it's coming from a cake! Happy 90th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10551
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Age Is State Of Mind Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11461
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Aged Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $4.49
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Front:Aged to Perfection
Inside:Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white (shimmery) envelope
Size:4.75x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A*Press
Features:Embossed, Silver Foil
Item #:CD2838
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA.

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:It's your birthday! I wanted to say how gracefully you're aging…
Inside:…but I've seen you dance! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11929
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Aging gracefully is an art…
Inside:Aging disgracefully is a blast! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Helene Lehrer
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5809
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Alien Cat Invasion Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:From one superior being to another… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12249
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alien Eighth Birthday 8th Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings		 Our Price: $2.69
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Front:8
Inside:Happy 8th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5.25x6.25 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Imagine
Features:Recycled Paper, Silver Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5387
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Silver foil enhances this silly 8th birthday illustration containing wacky images of aliens. The perfect birthday card for kids turing 8. Made in USA.

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Alien Foil Birthday Kid's Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings		 Our Price: $2.69
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Front:Hope your Birthday is Out of This World!
Inside:Wishing You a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5.25x6.25 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Imagine
Features:Recycled Paper, Green Foil, Purple Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5405
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Out of this world is the theme of this great kid's birthday card. Features purple foil, green foil, and a full-color interior design. Made in USA.

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All I Need From Cat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside:And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10048
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All I Need From Dog Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
Inside:And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10047
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All Nighter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Our Price: $3.49
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Front:On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10010
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Alpaca Party Hats Big Funny / Humorous Oversized Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $4.99
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Inside:HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:6x11 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-203436
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Alpaca Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Hope your Birthday is Rainbows & Sunshine & Glitter & Magic!!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11570
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alpacas with Red Cups Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Celebrate with a six-paca! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:6.6x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper
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