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Shop for name brand birthday cards from our awesome selection of cards that includes great name brands like Avanti, Paper House, Pictura, Freedom Greetings and Marian Heath. With dozens of brands and thousands of designs to choose from, you'll find an incredible assortment while shopping in our birthday card department. Mail the cards to yourself for hand delivery or you have the option to add a personal message to the interior of the birthday card and we'll mail it directly to your family and friends.

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:	Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Talk Bubbles
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10190
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards

Our Price: $1.85

Front:	EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:	You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Curiosities
Artist/Credits:	Chuck Donner
Item #:	CD51
Availability:	In Stock

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:	Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:	K Krassner
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10187
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:	It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Weekly World News
Item #:	CD3932
Availability:	In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.99

Front:	It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:	This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD3466
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Kittens Birthday Card from All

by Avanti Press

Our Price: $3.49

Inside:	Group hug! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:	CD2707
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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3 Windows Balloon Present Wine Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings

Our Price: $2.69
List Price: $2.99
(10% saved)

Front:	Happy Birthday
Inside:	…to You!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	a la Creme
Features:	Die-Cut Window, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD5475
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Three die cut windows allow the interior illustration of a balloon, present, and wine glass to be seen while the cover is closed. Made in USA.

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30 is Fine, 30 is Sexy Funny Age 30 / 30th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.69

Front:	Happy Birthday - 30 is Fine - 30 is Sexy - 30 is Exciting
Inside:	30 is better than 40! Happy 30th Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12669
Availability:	In Stock

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:	I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10305
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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300 Pound Gorilla Eating a Piece of Cake Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	What do you get a 300 pound GORILLA for his birthday?
Inside:	Well, a NAPKIN for starters. (And then whatever he wants!) Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Expose
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD15565
Availability:	In Stock

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:	May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3114
Availability:	In Stock

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3D Colorful Planets and Sun 1st Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $5.99

Front:	Hope Your 1st Birthday is Out of this World!
Inside:	It's time to celebrate and have tons of fun because a little star is turning one! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	3D by Designer Greetings
Features:	Lenticular, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12778
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	This 3-dimensional lenticular motion 1st birthday card design features the Sun, Earth, surrounding planets and bright pink stars. The 3D printing process creates a wonderful look of depth and motion as the card is viewed from different angles.

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3D Hot Air Balloons Lenticular Motion Age 50 / 50th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $5.99

Front:	Fifty Years Young…
Inside:	Wishing you a year that is far and away your best one yet! Happy 50th Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	3D by Designer Greetings
Features:	Lenticular, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12726
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	The lenticular 3D printing process used on this colorful 50th birthday card design creates an incredible look of depth when viewing the hot air balloons as they float in a light blue sky. The printing process allows the images to move as the card is viewed from different angles.

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3D Tip On Balloons and Floating Girl Granddaughter Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $5.99

Front:	Just for you, Granddaughter, On your Birthday
Inside:	It's the perfect day to get carried away in all the fun and joy, the laughter and love, that a granddaughter as special as you deserves! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Designer Boutique
Features:	Hand Decorated, 3D Tip-On, Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Tri-Fold, Insert
Item #:	CD13880
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	This cute and simple illustration of a girl floating away with a bunch of balloons is made special through the use of thin gold foil for the strings connected to the balloons. More gold foil accents are found on the balloon artwork that is a 3D die cut illustration and attached to the front of the card. A second 3D die cut illustration of a single red balloon is attached at the bottom of the card. The 3D tip-on images add a wonderful look of depth and create delicate shadows.

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3D Tip On Candles, Banner and Gold Sequins Granddaughter Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $5.99

Front:	A wish was made for you, Granddaughter...
Inside:	As you blow out the candles, know that the whole family is making a wish along with you… With our fingers crossed and hearts in sync, we're hoping all your dreams come true! Happy Birthday with Love
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Designer Boutique
Features:	Hand Decorated, 3D Tip-On, Gold Foil, Gold Sequins, Spot UV Coating, Insert, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13883
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Three tip-on candle illustrations and a tip-on banner create a unique 3D look to this hand decorated keepsake birthday card for granddaughter. The unique look is enhanced by the small shadows that are created underneath the raised images, sparkling glitter, gold sequins and spot UV treatment in the candle flames.

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3D Tip On Flip Flops and Pink Gems Teen Birthday Card for Her

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.95

Front:	Birthdays are a time to kick back!
Inside:	Wishing you… a fun-each-minute, great-things-in-it, happy kind of day! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Designer Boutique
Features:	Hand Decorated, 3D Tip-On, Gem Embellishment, Silver Foil, Insert, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13931
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	hand crafted keepsake

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3D Tip On Pink Shoe with Black Ribbon and Gems Wife Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $5.99

Front:	To my fabulous Wife - The two of us go perfectly together...
Inside:	…no wonder I'm as wild about you as ever! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Designer Boutique
Features:	Hand Decorated, 3D Tip-On, Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Black Ribbon, Gem Embellishment, Insert, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13913
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	This fashion forward handmade keepsake birthday card for your wife is loaded with special features like the die-cut 3D tip-on illustration of a pink high-heeled shoe with leopard spot patterns. The 3D illustration 'floats' above the front panel to create a wonderful look and feel of depth while contrasting perfectly with the black and white zebra stripes along the bottom of the card. A black bow is fastened to the top of the shoe while a group of 6 pink gems are attached to the tip of the shoe. Spot UV coating is added to create a wonderful shimmer to the lettering, leopard pattern and zebra pattern.

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4 Cute Owls with Balloons, Cake and Present Birthday Card

by Paper House Productions

Our Price: $2.95

Inside:	It's your birthday today!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Playhouse
Features:	Non-Flake Glitter, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12630
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Printed on FSC paper with soy inks.

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40 is Fine, Sexy, Exciting Funny Age 40 / 40th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.29

Front:	Happy Birthday - 40 is Fine! 40 is Sexy! 40 is Exciting!
Inside:	40 is better than 50! Happy 40th Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Wit Happens
Features:	Gold Foil, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12672
Availability:	In Stock

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40ish with Faint Circles Age 40 / 40th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $2.89

Front:	40ish
Inside:	39 wish! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD12720
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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49 Again Funny Age 50 / 50th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $2.89

Front:	49 again
Inside:	Here's to never rounding up! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 tan envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD12732
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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50 Is When You Funny / Humorous 50th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	50 is when you bend over to tie your shoelace and wonder..
Inside:	“What else can I do while I'm down here?” Happy 50th!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Helene Lehrer
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3087
Availability:	In Stock

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	50 Shades of Hay
Inside:	It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Bobby Gombert
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10285
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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50th Inside Die Cut Circular Window on Purple 50th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	50th
Inside:	Hope your favorite memories from the years that have passed and new hopes and dreams for the years still to come will make this day just as special as you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 tan envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Die-Cut Window, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12731
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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6 Steps For Neck Tie Funny / Humorous Birthday Card for Son

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.29

Front:	Son, On Your Birthday…
Inside:	Let loose! Wishing you a great Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Orange Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13833
Availability:	In Stock

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60th Birthday Has Arrived Funny / Humorous 60th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	Pardon me, your 60th birthday has arrived.
Inside:	Shall I say you're not in? Happy 60th Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Mel Henze
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12336
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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70th Inside Die Cut Window on Light Yellow Background 70th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Happy 70th Birthday
Inside:	Your 70th birthday is the perfect time to look back on your happiest memories, to appreciate and enjoy the simple pleasures of life, and to celebrate the very special person you are! Happy 70th Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Gold Foil, Die-Cut Window, Spot UV Coating, Insert, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12745
Availability:	In Stock

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80th Cake Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	80!
Inside:	Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Essential Colors
Artist/Credits:	Bjorkman Bros.
Features:	Purple Foil
Item #:	CD1078
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.99

Inside:	Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:	Bjorkman Bros.
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12135
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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95 Repeated in Silver and Gold Foil Age 95 / 95th Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	95
Inside:	Your 95th birthday is the perfect time to celebrate how special you are and to wish you a year filled with happiness in every way. Happy 95th Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 tan envelope
Size:	5.25x7.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Silver Foil, Embossed, Insert
Item #:	CD12764
Availability:	In Stock

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries

Our Price: $4.25

Front:	Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:	Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:	Pink Foil
Item #:	CD13115
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Little Early for Cake Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.69

Front:	A little early for cake, isn't it? - It's someone's birthday, somewhere...
Inside:	It's never too early for cake. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Funny Side Up
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD16022
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries

Our Price: $4.25

Front:	A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:	1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:	4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:	Geronimo
Features:	Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:	CD13243
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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A Lot of Money Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:	It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:	Gary McCoy
Item #:	CD4042
Availability:	In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:	A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Hot Betty
Features:	Jewel
Item #:	CD3898
Availability:	In Stock

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A New Spirit Birthday Card

by Freedom Greetings

Our Price: $2.66
List Price: $2.95
(10% saved)

Inside:	A new year of life awakens a new spirit. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5.25x6.25 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Repartee
Features:	Gold Foil, Gold Wire, Handcrafted
Item #:	CD5164
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	A textured gold foil icon and tassles sit in the middle of a diecut window with a woven background, bringing a simple but unique look to this birthday card. No additional postage necessary.

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A Special Love Earthtone Trees Birthday Card for Husband

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Happy Birthday Dear Husband - We have a special love because we share so many things… The joys, the small discoveries and the laughter each day brings.
Inside:	We share a world of memories, some far too sweet to tell - Our hopes, our disappointments and our private jokes, as well. No matter what the future holds or if our dreams come true, Im glad to share this life, this love, with a wonderful husband like you. Happy Birthday with all my love
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Sentiments
Features:	Gold Foil, Tri-Fold, Z-Fold, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13917
Availability:	In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:	but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Talk Bubbles
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10705
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARF Dog Shirt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	It came in the mail when I turned 8.
Inside:	Birthdays can be RUFF! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	DT Walsh
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13668
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:	Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:	Glenn McCoy
Item #:	CD3960
Availability:	In Stock

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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:	…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12538
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:	It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:	Norman Rockwell
Item #:	CD3999
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:	…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:	DT Walsh
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10697
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Act Accordionly Funny / Humorous Birthday Card For Her / Woman

by Portal Publications

Our Price: $3.49

Inside:	It's your birthday… act ACCORDIANly.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12941
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Add Another Candle Funny 80th Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	Today you get to add another candle to your cake!
Inside:	If there's any room, that is! Happy 80th Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12164
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.69

Front:	I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:	You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15733
Availability:	In Stock

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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.50

Front:	Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:	Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:	Eric Decetis
Features:	Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD12636
Availability:	In Stock

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Adventure Waiting Hot Air Balloons Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.75

Front:	another YEAR of ADVENTURE is WAITING
Inside:	Let your spirit soar! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Patchwork
Artist/Credits:	Nicole Tamarin
Features:	Velvet Touch Finish, Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD13766
Availability:	In Stock

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Age Doesn't Matter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Our Price: $3.69

Front:	Age Doesn't Matter
Inside:	It's How Well You LIE About It. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Matte UV, Silver Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15705
Availability:	In Stock

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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

Our Price: $3.25

Front:	Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:	Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:	Joey Heiberg
Features:	Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD13262
Availability:	In Stock

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