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Funny Birthday Cards

Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 humorous birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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10 Diet Rules Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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21st Century Quotations Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Ron Kimball, Thom Lang
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Stages of Womanhood Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Three Stages of Womanhood 1. Kitten 2. Cougar
Inside:3. Alley Cat! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10294
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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3 Women on Donkeys Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We may be a little older..
Inside:..but we've still got great asses!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Our House
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3780
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper.

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3 Women Running Into Sea Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Front:We're still hot..
Inside:only now it comes in flashes! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dennis Mosner
Features:Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD2337
Availability:In Stock

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30,000 Words a Day Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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34 Long Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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50 Shades of Hay Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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A Good Poop Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Hope you have the perfect birthday..
Inside:A little playtime, a good poop, then a long nap.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Item #:CD431
Availability:In Stock

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A Lot of Money Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD4042
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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A Roller Coaster Ride Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock

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AAADD Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARP Bark Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:In Stock

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Absolute Power Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Accidents Happen Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Accidents Happen!
Inside:Hence your birthday. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5338
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Act My Age Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Actually, I don't know how to act my age. I've never been my age before!
Inside:Happy Birthday to someone who doesn't look or act their age! Keep it up!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Henry Boye
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD4612
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in the USA.

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Age Is State Of Mind Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11461
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ages of Women Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It's your birthday! I wanted to say how gracefully you're aging…
Inside:…but I've seen you dance! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11929
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Aging gracefully is an art…
Inside:Aging disgracefully is a blast! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Helene Lehrer
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5809
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Alcohol Is The Answer Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Alcohol is definitely the answer.. what was the question?
Inside:Who cares! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Green Foil
Item #:CD4202
Availability:In Stock

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Alien Body Snatchers Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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All I Need From Cat Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside:And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10048
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All I Need From Dog Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
Inside:And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10047
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All Nighter Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10010
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Alpaca Unicorn Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Hope your Birthday is Rainbows & Sunshine & Glitter & Magic!!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Carolyn Hitchcock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11570
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alternative Medicine Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Always Enjoy Hanging Out Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We always enjoy hanging out
Inside:Maybe “hanging out” is a poor choice of words! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11520
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Amoeba Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
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Front:Ok...Now we need to divide into equal teams... - At the Amoeba Playground
Inside:Honestly...I got you a birthday present...but my amoeba ate it!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD49
Availability:In Stock

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Angels at Crib Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On the day you were born, angels looked down into your cozy crib, gazed upon your cherubic face and declared…
Inside:“This one's going to be trouble!” Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10284
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Angry Birthday Bitch Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:THE ANGRY BIRTHDAY BITCH She was a year older and she didn't like it one bit!
Inside:Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Sci-Fi
Item #:CD3987
Availability:In Stock

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Anubis Happy Birthday Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday…
Inside:…you old fart!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11470
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Anything Is Possible Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At your age anything is possible…
Inside:As long as you can mix your meds right! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11509
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Arm and Leg Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Gas & Shop Gasoline Unleaded ARM Unleaded Plus LEG Premium YOUR FIRST BORN
Inside:Have a Happy Birthday no matter what it costs!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3899
Availability:In Stock

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Arm Flab Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I always knew the arm flab had a purpose!
Inside:Have a Flabulous Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mary Lawton
Item #:CD4051
Availability:In Stock

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Arrivals & Departures Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Arrivals: saggy boobs wrinkles stretch marks big ass cellulite varicose veins hot flashes mood swings Departures: smooth skin small sizes firm buns girlish voice flat tummy perky tits slender arms romance
Inside:Hope your birthday is turbulence-free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4068
Availability:In Stock

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Asian Beef & Snow Peas Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Sayonara!
Inside:Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas. Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4310
Availability:In Stock

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At A Certain Age Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:At a certain age…
Inside:EVERYTHING is an EXTREME sport! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11526
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ate My Willpower Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I just ate my willpower!
Inside:Life is too short for diet and exercise, so concentrate on sex and chocolate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4741
Availability:In Stock

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Attitude Test Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Kiss my FACE Get out of my HAND Talk to the ASS Nigel fails the “attitude” test
Inside:Merry Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Whyatt
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Item #:CD4091
Availability:In Stock

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Baby 5 O'Clock Shadow Oversized Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $4.99
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Inside:Party at my crib! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:6x11 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:AV-201540
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This Avanti Big Funny birthday card is perfect for that guy who had facial hair in first grade! Even if he didn't start shaving until second grade, this card will bring big laughs! The card measures 6x11 inches. Extra postage required. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Baby 5 O'Clock Shadow Sticker Card Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $4.99
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Inside:It's always five o'clock somewhere! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Peel & Stick
Artist/Credits:H. Armstrong Roberts
Features:Stickers
Item #:CD10514
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Decorate your world with Avanti attitude! Characters on the front and attitude statements on the back peel away and provide extra fun for the recipient. Includes a large sticker of a baby with facial hair on the front and three stickers on the back of the card including a small version of the front image along with two talk bubbles. Made in the USA. Removeable, reusable, no residue stickers. Safe on most surfaces.
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