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Funny Birthday Cards
Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!
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| Front: | 10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories. | | Inside: | Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10190 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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| Front: | 21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me. | | Inside: | Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Artist/Credits: | K Krassner | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10187 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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| Front: | Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost! | | Inside: | It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Weekly World News | | Item #: | CD3932 | | Availability: | In Stock |
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| Front: | Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What? | | Inside: | I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior | | Item #: | CD10305 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA. |
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| Front: | Remember when we couldn't wait to be older? | | Inside: | Were we dumb or what? Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Mooning Duck | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD12920 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative. |
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| Front: | To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga. | | Inside: | Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | The Humor Company | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD6171 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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| Front: | Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.9x6.8 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Card Stock | | Prd Line: | Redback: Cloud Nine | | Features: | Pink Foil | | Item #: | CD13115 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped. |
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| Front: | recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do… | | Inside: | but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10705 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Front: | There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business! | | Inside: | Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD6155 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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| Front: | Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT? | | Inside: | No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10184 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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| Front: | Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea. | | Inside: | Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Weekly World News | | Item #: | CD3936 | | Availability: | Limited Quantity |
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| Front: | All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out. | | Inside: | And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Alan Wnuk | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10048 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Front: | All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you. | | Inside: | And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Alan Wnuk | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10047 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Inside: | Hope your Birthday is Rainbows & Sunshine & Glitter & Magic!!!! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 pink envelope | | Size: | 6.7x4.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD11570 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper. |
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| Inside: | Celebrate with a six-paca! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 6.6x4.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD12155 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper. |
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| Front: | Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”! | | Inside: | Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | The Humor Company | | Artist/Credits: | Randy Glasbergen | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD6160 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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| Front: | This card is AMAZING, TERRIFIC, TREMENDOUS. The best card ever in the history of cards… | | Inside: | It's the TRUMP card! #happybirthday #butenoughaboutyou #itsallaboutme #imastablegenius | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Jo Renfro | | Features: | Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior | | Item #: | CD12529 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. |
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| Front: | THE ANGRY BIRTHDAY BITCH She was a year older and she didn't like it one bit! | | Inside: | Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Sci-Fi | | Item #: | CD3987 | | Availability: | In Stock |
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| Front: | Just what you wanted for your birthday… Another Gray Hare! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 gray envelope | | Size: | 3.625x6.0 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Card Stock | | Prd Line: | Hullabaloo | | Item #: | CD13245 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Blank inside. Part of the Hullabaloo line of greeting cards. Made in the UK. |
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| Front: | Gas & Shop Gasoline Unleaded ARM Unleaded Plus LEG Premium YOUR FIRST BORN | | Inside: | Have a Happy Birthday no matter what it costs! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Item #: | CD3899 | | Availability: | In Stock |
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