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Funny Birthday Cards

Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
Our Price: $1.85
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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2 Lighthouses with Photo Album Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:You're right. All of our family photos look like Scenic Postcards.
Inside:You're not getting older... You're just kind of like a historical landmark. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16020
Availability:In Stock

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21 Nun Salute Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by RSVP
Our Price: $4.29
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Front:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Inside:You deserve a 21-nun salute
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bob Holt
Features:Embossed, Full Color Interior, Textured Paper, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16220
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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3 Cakes on Gold Foil Stands : Always Depend on Birthdays Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You can always depend on birthdays... They're always on time, and they show up no matter what…
Inside:Now if we could only find men like that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16295
Availability:In Stock

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
Our Price: $3.99
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

by RSVP
Our Price: $4.29
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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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3 Yorkshire Terriers : Only The Good Die Young Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! Only the good die young…
Inside:Us bitches live forever!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16326
Availability:Limited Quantity

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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300 Pound Gorilla Eating a Piece of Cake Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:What do you get a 300 pound GORILLA for his birthday?
Inside:Well, a NAPKIN for starters. (And then whatever he wants!) Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15565
Availability:In Stock

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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4 White Dogs with Thin Black Lines on Green Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Birthdays are best celebrated with family and friends...
Inside:...or a hot stranger you may get lucky with! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15970
Availability:In Stock

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5 Golf Balls with Candles on Tees Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:All Tee-d up for a great birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:7x5 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD19005
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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5 Kids on Bikes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Remember when we couldn't wait to be older?
Inside:Were we dumb or what? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Mooning Duck
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12920
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
Our Price: $3.99
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries
Our Price: $4.25
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Day Without Wine Humorous / Funny Birthday Card for Her : Woman

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.75
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Front:A day without wine is like… yeah, just kidding, I have no idea!
Inside:Cheers to you! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Green Foil
Item #:CD18799
Availability:Backorder

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A Fabulous Woman Denies Her Age Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:A fabulous woman denies her age... - {chitchat}
Inside:...but a true woman ages fabulous! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16464
Availability:In Stock

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A Little Birdie Told Me : Cat with Colorful Glasses Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:A little birdie told me how old you are.
Inside:Don't worry, I ate it. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gibson Carothers
Item #:CD16199
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries
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Front:A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Geronimo
Features:Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:CD13243
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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AARF Dog Shirt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:It came in the mail when I turned 8.
Inside:Birthdays can be RUFF! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13668
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Absolutely Right : Green Polka Dots Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.29
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Front:You're Absolutely Right!
Inside:Appletinis ARE better than men. Hope your birthday is, too!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16037
Availability:In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Act Accordionly Funny / Humorous Birthday Card For Her / Woman

by Portal Publications
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:It's your birthday… act ACCORDIANly.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12941
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15733
Availability:In Stock

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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12636
Availability:In Stock

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Advice : White Jacket on Black Background Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Birthday Advice...
Inside:Look Good, But Take No Shit.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Red Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15783
Availability:In Stock

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Age Doesn't Matter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Age Doesn't Matter
Inside:It's How Well You LIE About It. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Matte UV, Silver Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15705
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD13262
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Age is just a number
Inside:Also, it's an indicator that you're Closer To Death.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15746
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is State Of Mind Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11461
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA.

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Aging Is Like An Avocado Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Aging is like an avocado.
Inside:When you're young you're useless. But then suddenly everyone wants you at their party. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Matte UV, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15709
Availability:In Stock

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Aging Super Heroes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:Aging Super Heroes : I wonder how big my butt looks in this… - GRR-HULK SMASH PILLS!! - ROBIN!! Where is the bat paper!! - It's a bird!! It's a plane...!! It's time for a nap!!
Inside:Whatever your age, hope your birthday is SUPER!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Makowski
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16273
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Aging with Grace and Style Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're a lady who's aging with grace and style…
Inside:The others are doing it with nips and tucks! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16504
Availability:In Stock

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Ain't My Car Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car.
Inside:Happy Birthday… Enjoy the ride!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12640
Availability:Backorder

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Aliens Favorite Reality Show Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We love watching you. Your planet is our favorite reality show.
Inside:Hope your birthday is out of this world!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Harley Schwadron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD18276
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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All 120 lbs. Of You : Woman in Black Dress Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday to all 120 lbs. of you.
Inside:You lie about your age... Why stop there?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16446
Availability:In Stock

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All I Need From Cat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside:And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10048
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All I Need From Dog Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
Inside:And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10047
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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Alligator Shoes Birthday Card

by RSVP
Our Price: $3.69
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Front:My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot!
Inside:Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle.
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16258
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Alpaca Party Hats Big Funny / Humorous Oversized Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $4.99
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Inside:HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:6x11 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-203436
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Alpaca Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Hope your Birthday is Rainbows & Sunshine & Glitter & Magic!!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11570
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alpaca Wearing Fedora and Colorful Scarf Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Life's too short to follow the herd. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD18230
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper.
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