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Over the Hill Birthday Cards
Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!
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and Related Items | by Oatmeal Studios | Our Price: $3.49
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| Front: | Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What? | | Inside: | I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior | | Item #: | CD10305 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA. |
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and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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| Front: | recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do… | | Inside: | but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10705 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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and Related Items | by Marian Heath | Our Price: $3.49
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| Front: | BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word) | | Inside: | It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10046 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. Carbon Neutral. |
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and Related Items | by Avanti Press | Our Price: $3.49
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| Inside: | Either we're getting older, or the ride's getting faster! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 6.6x4.7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10226 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper. |
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and Related Items | by Portal Publications | Our Price: $3.49
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| Front: | As we get older, we start to forget things… | | Inside: | But this is ridiculous. Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.75x6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Chris Crayner | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD12927 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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| Front: | First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up.. | | Inside: | Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Item #: | CD3890 | | Availability: | Limited Quantity |
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and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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| Front: | Geezerall 40 - OvaZahill, Ghoulomaxatine, Relicssoman | | Inside: | Indication: Memory or hearing deficit, gray hair, changes in vision - Recommended by: Dr. Mead Life Chrises - Can cause increased longing for youthfulness impulsive inappropriate behavior --- It's never too late to have a happy birthday… or drive a red sports car | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Take As Needed | | Artist/Credits: | K Krassner, R Kanfi | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD6141 | | Availability: | Limited Quantity | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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and Related Items | by Freedom Greetings | Our Price: $2.50
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| Front: | You're getting sleepy… very, very sleepy… | | Inside: | …of course you are, you're getting old! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4x8.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | hubbub | | Item #: | CD10348 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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and Related Items | by Recycled Paper Greetings | Our Price: $3.79
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| Front: | Birthdays always remind me of the giant redwoods on the West Coast. The way they stand tall and proud, year after year, century after century. Their majestic beauty never fails to take my breath away. | | Inside: | Thank you for planting them. Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Left Field | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD3530 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative. |
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and Related Items | by Freedom Greetings | Our Price: $2.95
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| Front: | Boy, was I ever glad to hear you're celebrating your birthday… | | Inside: | …Heck, I thought you croaked already. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Cheers | | Item #: | CD10342 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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| Front: | The Golden Years… The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass. | | Inside: | Hope your birthday is nothing but Golden! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10703 | | Availability: | Limited Quantity | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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