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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.99
List Price: $4.29
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Front:	On your birthday, remember…
Inside:	...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:	Glitter
Item #:	CD16235
Availability:	Backorder
More Info:	Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:	I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10305
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:	and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3117
Availability:	In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:	but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Talk Bubbles
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10705
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:	Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:	Glenn McCoy
Item #:	CD3960
Availability:	In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:	…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:	DT Walsh
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10697
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.43
List Price: $3.69
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Front:	I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:	You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15733
Availability:	In Stock

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Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.43
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Front:	Age is just a number
Inside:	Also, it's an indicator that you're Closer To Death.
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15746
Availability:	In Stock

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All Nighter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:	That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10010
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Alligator Shoes Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot!
Inside:	Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle.
Includes:	1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:	Smart Alex
Item #:	CD16258
Availability:	Backorder
More Info:	Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	What are you watching on the Seniors Network? “America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos.”
Inside:	Bottoms up! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:	Eric Decetis
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:	CD13306
Availability:	In Stock

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Anubis Happy Birthday Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Happy Birthday…
Inside:	…you old fart!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11470
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Aren't You Sick Of Birthdays Yet Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.43
List Price: $3.69
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Front:	Aren't you sick of birthdays yet?
Inside:	You've had so many.
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD15760
Availability:	In Stock

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Baby on Leopard Pattern with Cocktail Glass Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	It's your birthday…
Inside:	...live LARGE!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Christina Breaux
Item #:	CD16268
Availability:	Backorder
More Info:	Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Bikini Tee Shirts Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Enjoy Your Birthday!
Inside:	We won't be young and gorgeous forever!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Our House
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:	CD3154
Availability:	In Stock

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Birthday Not Just a Word Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Marian Heath

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word)
Inside:	It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10046
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. Carbon Neutral.

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Body Falling Apart Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	I'm at that age where I finally got my head together but my body is falling apart.
Inside:	You're at the age where I hope you can still read this card! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:	Eric Decetis
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:	CD13303
Availability:	In Stock

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Boldly Walk Into Any Room Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	Happy Birthday! You've reached that age where you can boldly walk into any room and say…
Inside:	Why the hell did I come in here? Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11521
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bothers Me About Getting Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	You know the thing that REALLY, REALLY bothers me about getting older?
Inside:	I can NEVER remember where I buried all my bones. Here's to a memorable birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11432
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Boy With Toy Gun Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	Looks like you've been robbed…
Inside:	…of your youth! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11528
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Brown Cow Stuck on White Fence Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Don't get hung up on your age...
Inside:	Life's too short. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Expose
Features:	Recycled Paper, Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15590
Availability:	In Stock

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Bulldog Sticking Out Tongue at Phone Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.06
List Price: $3.29
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Front:	I am sorry sir, but you can't return those unwanted years!
Inside:	Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Expose
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD15584
Availability:	In Stock

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Bulldog Underbite B&W Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Inside:	Deal with it. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD11808
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Bury Birth Certificate Dog Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.71
List Price: $3.99
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Inside:	Want me to bury your birth certificate? Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12915
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Cake with Tombstone Candle Funny Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Happy Birthday - RIP
Inside:	You're one step closer to becoming a ghost.
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Awesome Sauce
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD12449
Availability:	In Stock

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Cats On Carnival Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Inside:	Either we're getting older, or the ride's getting faster! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	6.6x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10226
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Cave Paintings Look Familiar Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.43
List Price: $3.69
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Front:	I'm not saying you're OLD, but do these paintings look familiar?
Inside:	Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD15727
Availability:	In Stock

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Chest Pains Funny Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	When a lot of men reach a certain age, they experience chest pains…
Inside:	…mostly because their belts are too tight. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:	DT Walsh
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD10693
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Considered Wizards Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	We have reached an age where we are considered wizards…
Inside:	…we wiz morning, noon and night. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11538
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Control Freak Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!'
Inside:	It's your birthday. Get pissed.
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:	Glenn McCoy
Item #:	CD3958
Availability:	In Stock

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Corgi Die Cut Funny Dog Birthday Card

by Paper House Productions

Sale Price: $3.67
List Price: $3.95
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Front:	I'm smiling…
Inside:	…because I know how old you really are. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x6.5 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Brooke Jacobs
Features:	Die-Cut
Item #:	PH-CDC01-0533E
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	This birthday card is die-cut and is made in the USA.

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Couple Hiking Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Over The Hill…
Inside:	…and off the pill! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11487
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple in Bathroom Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
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Front:	After all these years, I'm finally comfortable in my own skin. Maybe it's because my skin is a lot bigger than it used to be!
Inside:	Get comfortable… it's your birthday.
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:	Randy Glasbergen
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD6162
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Couple Letting Go Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
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Front:	Birthdays are for letting go…
Inside:	…but I think our bodies may have figured that out… Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12071
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Couple Sitting In Bed Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Be honest, Ed…do I look my age? - That depends. What age are you using this year?
Inside:	You'll always be ageless to me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11474
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple with Martinis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	Don't worry about getting older… Age is just a number.
Inside:	Yeah, right! And Godzilla is just a big lizard! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Harley Schwadron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10317
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Dinosaur Birthday Party Funny / Humorous A-Press Birthday Card

by Avanti Press

Sale Price: $4.18
List Price: $4.49
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Inside:	Not extinct yet! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A*Press
Features:	Embossed, Blue Foil, Silver Foil, Red Foil
Item #:	CD12947
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified paper.

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Doctor's Office Samples Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
List Price: $3.50
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Front:	The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear.
Inside:	Listen carefully: Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:	Dan Collins
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD6165
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Dog Wears Glasses on Tip of Nose Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.06
List Price: $3.29
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Front:	happy birthday! don't think of it as growing old…
Inside:	think of it as falling apart! happy birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:	Paws & Claws
Features:	Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD16339
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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Doing a Jigsaw Puzzle Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Happy Birthday! At your age you should really celebrate your birthday!
Inside:	Hell at your age you should probably celebrate everyday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10637
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Donkey My Back Hurts Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.71
List Price: $3.99
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Front:	My BACK hurts! My KNEES hurt! My BUTT hurts!
Inside:	Getting older can be such a Pain-in-the-ASS! Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Tomato Cards
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12279
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Door to Bathroom Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Look on the bright side of getting older!
Inside:	Getting up to pee at night makes a great security system! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Michael Sieron
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD11941
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Eating Healthy And Exercising Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	You can recapture your youth by eating healthy, exercising, and drinking a lot less! But…
Inside:	You'll be doing it on your own! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10642
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Elderly Couple Dancing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	You're never too old to go out and party…
Inside:	…within reason! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Jensen
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10287
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Eleven Phones : Old Rotary Style to Cell Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings

Sale Price: $3.43
List Price: $3.69
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Inside:	Did You Ever Think You'd Outlive So Many Phones? Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	A Little Salty
Features:	Spot UV Coating, Blue Foil
Item #:	CD15671
Availability:	In Stock

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Every Day is Gift Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Every day is a gift at your age.
Inside:	But I thought this card would still be a nice touch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Mel Henze
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10592
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Father Time Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Marian Heath

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	It's your birthday! If you should run into Father Time…
Inside:	Back up and hit him again.
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Love Mother Earth
Artist/Credits:	Richard Rossi
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD5321
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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Flirting Cougar Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Sale Price: $2.74
List Price: $2.95
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Front:	You know you're getting older when you start flirting with a handsome stud, and he says you're perfect…
Inside:	…for his father! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Scott Nickel
Features:	Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD10306
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Forget Things Tandem Bike Couple Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications

Sale Price: $3.25
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	As we get older, we start to forget things…
Inside:	But this is ridiculous. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:	Chris Crayner
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12927
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Forgetting Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

Sale Price: $3.26
List Price: $3.50
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Front:	First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..
Inside:	Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Talk Bubbles
Item #:	CD3890
Availability:	Limited Quantity

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