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Over the Hill Birthday Cards
Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by RSVP | Our Price: $4.29
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Front: | On your birthday, remember… | Inside: | ...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | Features: | Glitter | Item #: | CD16235 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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Front: | Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What? | Inside: | I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Features: | Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior | Item #: | CD10305 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do… | Inside: | but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember. | Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD10705 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP | Inside: | Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.) | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | McCoy Bros. | Artist/Credits: | Glenn McCoy | Item #: | CD3960 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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Front: | My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot! | Inside: | Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle. | Includes: | 1 card / 1 lime envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | Prd Line: | Smart Alex | Item #: | CD16258 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Recycled Paper Greetings | Our Price: $3.99
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Front: | Amazing! And it's perfectly intact! | Inside: | GREAT NEWS! They found your birth certificate! Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 brown envelope | Size: | 4.7x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | Mooning Duck | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD20274 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by RSVP | Our Price: $3.69
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Front: | It's your birthday… | Inside: | ...live LARGE! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | Artist/Credits: | Christina Breaux | Item #: | CD16268 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Marian Heath | Our Price: $3.49
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Front: | BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word) | Inside: | It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD10046 | Availability: | Limited Quantity | More Info: | Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. Carbon Neutral. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Recycled Paper Greetings | Our Price: $3.99
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Inside: | Want me to bury your birth certificate? Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD12915 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | When a lot of men reach a certain age, they experience chest pains… | Inside: | …mostly because their belts are too tight. Happy Birthday! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | The Humor Company | Artist/Credits: | DT Walsh | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD10693 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | How can I put this..my bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak!' | Inside: | It's your birthday. Get pissed. | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | McCoy Bros. | Artist/Credits: | Glenn McCoy | Item #: | CD3958 | Availability: | Limited Quantity | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | After all these years, I'm finally comfortable in my own skin. Maybe it's because my skin is a lot bigger than it used to be! | Inside: | Get comfortable… it's your birthday. | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | The Humor Company | Artist/Credits: | Randy Glasbergen | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD6162 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear. | Inside: | Listen carefully: Happy Birthday! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | The Humor Company | Artist/Credits: | Dan Collins | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD6165 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Recycled Paper Greetings | Our Price: $3.99
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Front: | My BACK hurts! My KNEES hurt! My BUTT hurts! | Inside: | Getting older can be such a Pain-in-the-ASS! Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 green envelope | Size: | 5x7 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | Tomato Cards | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD12279 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Portal Publications | Our Price: $3.49
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Front: | As we get older, we start to forget things… | Inside: | But this is ridiculous. Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.75x6.65 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Artist/Credits: | Chris Crayner | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD12927 | Availability: | Limited Quantity | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up.. | Inside: | Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that! | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | Talk Bubbles | Item #: | CD3890 | Availability: | Limited Quantity | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Nobleworks | Our Price: $3.50
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Front: | Geezerall 40 - OvaZahill, Ghoulomaxatine, Relicssoman | Inside: | Indication: Memory or hearing deficit, gray hair, changes in vision - Recommended by: Dr. Mead Life Chrises - Can cause increased longing for youthfulness impulsive inappropriate behavior --- It's never too late to have a happy birthday… or drive a red sports car | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | Take As Needed | Artist/Credits: | K Krassner, R Kanfi | Features: | Recycled Paper | Item #: | CD6141 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper |
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 Larger Images and Related Items | by Freedom Greetings | Our Price: $2.50
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Front: | You're getting sleepy… very, very sleepy… | Inside: | …of course you are, you're getting old! Happy Birthday | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | Size: | 4x8.75 inches | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | Prd Line: | hubbub | Item #: | CD10348 | Availability: | In Stock | More Info: | Made in USA. |
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