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Funny Christmas Cards

Share a laugh this Christmas with a funny or humorous Christmas card from our collection of hundreds of designs from Avanti Press, Curiosities Greeting Cards, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings, Allport Editions and more!

If you prefer cards with photos, choose a funny Christmas card from Avanti Press or Recycled Paper Greetings. Avanti, known for their high-quality photography is always a hit with their very funny line of cards that feature people, dogs, cats, and a wide array of animals. Whatever you decide, we think you'll be impressed with our tremendous selection of funny Christmas cards.

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3 Christmas Dogs At Bakery Window Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.29
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Inside:Hope all your dreams come true! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mark Taylor, Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8716
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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3 Christmas Dogs At Bakery Window Pop-Up Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $4.49
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Inside:Hope all your dreams come true! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Stand Outs
Artist/Credits:Mark Taylor, Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper, Pop-Up
Item #:CD6629
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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7 Dwarves of Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $2.95
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Xmas - Gifty Cheery Cooky Twinkly Santy Chargey Carol
Inside:Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8382
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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80 and Sunny Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
Our Price: $2.99
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Front:it's 80° and sunny somewhere
Inside:oh yeah… here - happy holidays… there
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Oh My Word
Item #:CD5919
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Accountant Super Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $2.95
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Front:COOL! Accountant underwear!!
Inside:Have a SUPER Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD8033
Availability:In Stock

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Airy Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Oh boy. A new air guitar. Can I have your old one?
Inside:Airy Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Piraro
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9038
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Angels Barking Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Read the part where the angels start barking. For the last time, it's HARK not BARK.
Inside:Another doggone Christmas. Hope yours is merry.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9037
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Appy Holidays Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Peace on Earth, good will toward men? There's an app for that!
Inside:Appy Holidays!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8712
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Art Lover's 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:An Art Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Tree, mixed media - Two Picasso Doves - Three French Men - Four Calling Bids - Five Golden Haystacks - Six Ladies Smiling - Seven Starving Artists - Eight Andy Warhols - Nine Degas Dancers - Ten Docents “DON’T”ing - Eleven Opening Nighters Sipping - Twelve Abstracts Eluding
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8599
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Baseball Lover's 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Baseball Lover's Christmas - A Partridge Singing “O Say Can You See…” - Two Fenway Franks - Three Bases Loaded - Four Calling Umps - Five Gold Gloves - Six Rain Delay-ings - Seventh Inning Stretches - Eight Cards a-Trading - Nine Endless Innings - Ten Fans a-Cheering - Eleven Fielders Leaping - Twelve Homers Humming
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8601
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Batman Smells Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg..
Inside:“..The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away-ay!” Merry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8391
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Beanie Horse With Santa Hat Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Giddy up, Santa! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:4.75x8.625 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Little Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-701480
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This Avanti 'Little Big Funny' Christmas card features a die cut image of a silly horse in huge sunglasses and a Santa hat, measures 5x8.75 inches and is sure to bring smiles! Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Big Butt Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Do these pants make my butt look big? No. It's all the cookies & milk that make your butt look big!
Inside:Sending you BIG greetings this holiday season!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Tundra The Comic Strip
Artist/Credits:Chad Carpenter
Item #:CD5031
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA and printed on recycled paper.

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Big Dog With Santa Hat Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:He sees you when you're peeking! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 snowflakes envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Shaina Fishman, Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9032
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Bingo Santa Christmas Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
Our Price: $1.49
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Front:DARN IT... Why does it always fall on my bingo night??
Inside:Merry Christmas from Santa, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Bingo!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD04
Availability:In Stock

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Bird And Snowman Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Inside:Greetings of the Season!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Church
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8616
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Birdies & Snowman Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Inside:Greetings of the Season!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Church
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8610
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Bling Gingerbread Man Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Wishing you all the phat.. and half the calories! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Andrew McCaul
Features:Pearlized Paper
Item #:CD7741
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Book Lover's 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Book Lover's Christmas - A Potter in a Pear Tree - Two Green Eggs & Ham - Three Chilling King Tales - Four Da Vinci Clues - Five Little Golden Books - Six Book Club Meetings - Seven Habits of Highly Effective People - Eight Plots Thickening - Nine Hobbits Dancing - Ten Clancy Heroes Leaping - Eleven Unfortunate Events Unfolding - Twelve Grishams Gripping
Inside:Happy Holidays
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8585
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Boomerang Regifting Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ineveitable Regifting - Wait. Isn't this the gift I got you last year?
Inside:Merry Christmas and many happy returns
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dave Blazek
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD9209
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Boston 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
Our Price: $2.25
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Front:A Boston Christmas - A Pigeon in an Ivy-Covered Tree - Two Rowing Boats - Three Baked Beans - Four Lecturing Professors - Five Leaping Celtics - Six Marathoners Sweating - Seven Swan Boats Swimming - Eight Students Studying - Nine Brahmins Boasting - Ten Freedom Trail Followers - Eleven Patriots Running - Twelve Historians Hiccupping
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8566
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Boxer on Tobaggon Christmas Card

by Freedom Greetings
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Front:The holidays bring out the Christmas spirit in all of us…
Inside:…some more than others! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5 x 7.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:FurFun Fotos
Features:Silver Foil
Item #:CD6087
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This cute and funny Christmas card will bring a smile to everyone. Features silver foil snowflakes.

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Bulldog Reindeer Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Dashing through the snow … Merry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Stand Outs
Artist/Credits:Michele Nicolette
Features:Recycled Paper, Pop-Up
Item #:CD6795
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This fun Christmas card from Avanti Press features a coordinating pop-up illustration on the interior. Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Bulldog Santa Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:“His eyes how they twinkled, his belly so plump, his cheeks were like roses…
Inside:…As he licked his rump! Have a DOGGONE Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD4526
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Bulldog Santa Christmas Card

by Freedom Greetings
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Front:Have you been naughty or nice?
Inside:Merry Christmas! Woof! Woof!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5 x 7.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:FurFun Fotos
Features:Gold Foil
Item #:CD6089
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Santa doesn't look quite like himself in this cute and funny bulldog Christmas card that features gold foil lettering.

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Butt Dialing Christmas Card

by American Greetings
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Front:Tell him to take his phone out of his back pocket… He's been butt dialing me all night
Inside:Wishing you a great Christmas - no butts about it!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x7.25 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Item #:CD9509
Availability:In Stock

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Car With Tree Through Roof Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Wishing you the Best Christmas Ever!
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:6.6x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Ben Melger, Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8421
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Cat Bowl Full Of Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:He had a broad face, and a belly much rounder, that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of flounder.
Inside:Meowy Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Item #:CD2983
Availability:In Stock

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Cat In Small Christmas Box Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Big wishes for a Merry Little Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 white with snowflakes envelope
Size:4.75x8.625 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Little Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-701490
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This Avanti 'Little Big Funny' Christmas card features an die cut image of a big cat in a small gift box, measures 5x8.75 inches and is sure to bring smiles! Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Cat with Stocking on Head Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:The stockings were hung by the chimney with care! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Lauree Feldman, Allen Wallace
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8242
Availability:In Stock

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Cat with Tree on Head Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Inside:The things I do for love… and a little extra catnip! Merry Christmas from the cat
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Koji Takei
Features:Die-Cut
Item #:CD5042
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA and printed on recycled paper.

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Cat's 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Cat's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Tree - Two Fur Balls - Three Clawed Chairs - Four Furry Footstools - Five Golden Abyssinians - Six Legs a-Rubbing - Seven Siamese a-Sleeping - Eight Kittens a-Mewing - Nine Fleas Biting - Ten Toms a-Spraying - Eleven Persians Purring - Twelve Tabbies Tapping
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8577
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Charlie's Angels Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Inside:Hark the Charlie's Angels sing… Merry Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glen Hanson
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9205
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Chipmunk Eats Cookie Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Peace, Joy and Cookies! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 snowflakes envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Ken Palk, Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9034
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Chipmunks Wearing Santa Glasses Christmas Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Looks like a very Merry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 snowflakes envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Thom Lang
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9031
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Chris Pringle Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas. Chris Pringle
Inside:Seasoned Greetings.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Makowski
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8491
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA

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Chris the Moose Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:This is Chris. He is a Moose. He is always happy and the life of every party.
Inside:Everyone should have a Merry Chris Moose! Especially You.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Christy Beckwith
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD4521
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Chris the Moose Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:This is Chris. He is a Moose. He is always happy and the life of every party.
Inside:Everyone should have a Merry Chris Moose! Especially You.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Christy Beckwith
Features:Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6967
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA on recycled paper. Printed on paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Christmas Carols Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8277
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas is in the Bag Christmas Card

by Paper Magic
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Front:Christmas is in the bag
Inside:now if only Santa fit in the chimney
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Cardstock
Prd Line:Holiday Cafe, Pine Hollow Studios
Item #:CD8221
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Letter Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:It's the same thing every year. You never help with the Christmas letter!
Inside:Merry Christmas.. AGAIN!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD8031
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Virus Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8278
Availability:In Stock

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Classical Music 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Classical Music Christmas - A Partridge at the Ready - Two Treble Clefs - Three French Horns - Four Quartet Players - Five Golden Trumpets - Six Sleigh Bells Ringing - Seven Sweet Sonatas - Eight Organ Fugues Echoing - Nine Ladies Singing - Ten Lyrical Lutes - Eleven Pipers Piping - Twelve Drummers Drumming
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8613
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Coastal 12 Days of Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Coastal Christmas - A Seagull in a Driftwood Tree - Two Sand Castles - Three Sailboats - Four Shining Lighthouses - Five Golden Tans - Six Bonfires Burning - Seven Surfers Surfing - Eight Sea Shells Shining - Nine Lifeguards Looking - Ten Tidepools Teeming - Eleven Squalls a-Blowing - Twelve Whales a-Sounding
Inside:Season's Greetings
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:Mark Gettys
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8569
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Coffee Lover's Christmas Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:A Coffee Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in an Arabica Tree - Two Hipster Baristas - Three French Roasts - Four Foam Masterpieces - Five Golden Beans - Six Zombies Waiting - Seven Shots a-Steaming - Eight Aromas Enticing - Nine Contraptions Brewing - Ten Favorite Mugs a-Filling - Eleven Laptops Glowing - Twelve Large Half-Soy Non-Fat Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double Shot Gingerbread Lattes
Inside:Have a perky Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:12 Days of Christmas
Artist/Credits:David Price
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9255
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made with recycled & sustainable-harvest wood fiber and printed with chlorine-free soy and vegetable-based inks. Made in the USA. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this item is donated to charitable organizations working to advance the health, education, and well-being of children.

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Complainers Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:So what did you want to talk about?
Inside:He knows if you've been bad or good! Merry Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD7992
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Cranberry Sauce Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Sorry we're late. I had to make my famous homemade cranberry sauce! And then carefully sculpt it into the shape of a can!
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas? Yes you can!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8388
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Crazy Cool Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Crazy - Not So Much
Inside:I'm just saying. Have a cool Christmas! (as if you had a choice)
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Cindy Talbot
Item #:CD5918
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Credit Card Christmas Card

by Allport Editions
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Front:You've simply got to love a holiday that gives you carte blanche to run up your credit cards bills once a year to buy gifts for a bunch of ingrates who would just as soon set your hair on fire than look at ya.
Inside:Happy Holidays!
Includes:1 card / 1 ivory envelope
Size:4.5x6.25 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Bloodshot Press
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8557
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Dach the Halls Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:It's Christmas
Inside:Time to DACH the Halls!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Item #:CD5909
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.
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