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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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24 Hours in a Day Funny / Humorous Graduation Congratulations Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case.. Coincidence? I think not!
Inside:I'm thinker than you smart I am Happy Graduation.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3922
Availability:In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Arm and Leg Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Gas & Shop Gasoline Unleaded ARM Unleaded Plus LEG Premium YOUR FIRST BORN
Inside:Have a Happy Birthday no matter what it costs!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3899
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Baby Names Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Baby Names - Anita Knapp, Ivana Drink, Lisa Carr, Sue N.B. Rich, Robin A. Bank, Bette U. Cant, Paige Turner, Isabel Ringing, Shirly U. Jest, Rhoda Marathon - Earl E.Bird, Frank Lee Midear, Joe Momma, Bob Ferapples, Ray O'Light, Will U. Stoppit, Bill Milater, Les Ismore, Chester Drawers, Travis Tee
Inside:Congratulations.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10198
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Beer Will Change the World Funny / Humorous Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Beer will change the world! I don't know how, but it will
Inside:Happy Father's Day!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4176
Availability:In Stock

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Begin with Men Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Menstruation, Menopause, Mental Breakdown… …notice how all women's problems begin with Men.
Inside:Need I MEN-tion another birthday? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10700
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Best Time of Your Life Graduation Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
Inside:Cheers! Happy Graduation
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4188
Availability:In Stock

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CAPS LOCK Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Please don't make me go all CAPS LOCK on your ass!
Inside:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6147
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Changing Lightbulb Funny / Humorous Graduation Congratulations Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:You didn't go to college, did you?
Inside:Happy graduation to the brightest bulb.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:Dan Pongallo
Item #:CD4191
Availability:In Stock

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Child Proof Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

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Front:I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
Inside:You're the best! Happy Mother's Day
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4144
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Carols Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $16.13
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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8277-12
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Carols Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8277
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Virus Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

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Front:The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8278-12
Availability:In Stock

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Christmas Virus Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8278
Availability:In Stock

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Church Sign Funny / Humorous Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Elm Street Baptist Church Don't Make Me Come Down There! --God
Inside:Happy Father's Day from your greatest creation!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4177
Availability:In Stock

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Cooking Class Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:What did you learn in today's cooking class, honey? The take-out menus are in the top drawer..and when all else fails, microwave! Good Girl!
Inside:Happy Mother's Day
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4140
Availability:In Stock

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Thank you for your order - The crazy cat lady starter kit you ordered has been shipped.
Inside:It's your birthday? Go a little crazy!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6156
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Ditto Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $16.13
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Front:Ditto
Inside:Merry Christmas to you too!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:6.75x4.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8698-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Ditto Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:Ditto
Inside:Merry Christmas to you too!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:6.75x4.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8698
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Drink Coffee Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it
Inside:You deserve a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6148
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Dust on TV Funny / Humorous Father's Day Card

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Front:..So she said, “What's on the TV?” And I said “Dust.”
Inside:It's your day to shine! Happy Father's Day!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4172
Availability:In Stock

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Everything I Know Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

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Front:Everything I know I learned from my mom: My mother taught me RELIGION: You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet. My Mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me STAMINA: You sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when I get home. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. My mother taught me about JUSTICE..
Inside:One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Happy Mother's Day!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4145
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Facebook Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

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Front:On the 12th day of Christmas, my facebook gave to me: Twelve freaks I'm blocking, Eleven friends just lurking, Ten corny topics, Nine busted friendships, Eight friends complaining, Seven stalkers stalking, Six party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiive drama Queeens, Four game requests, Three photo tags, Two friends-a-pokin', And the sponsored ads in the siderbar!
Inside:Merry Christmas! Who doesn't Like that?
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX8700-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Facebook Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:On the 12th day of Christmas, my facebook gave to me: Twelve freaks I'm blocking, Eleven friends just lurking, Ten corny topics, Nine busted friendships, Eight friends complaining, Seven stalkers stalking, Six party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiive drama Queeens, Four game requests, Three photo tags, Two friends-a-pokin', And the sponsored ads in the siderbar!
Inside:Merry Christmas! Who doesn't Like that?
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD8700
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Festivus Oh Heck Box of 12 Seinfeld Funny / Humorous Holiday Cards

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Front:Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus
Inside:The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:BX7984-12
Availability:In Stock

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Festivus Oh Heck Seinfeld Funny / Humorous Holiday Card

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Front:Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus
Inside:The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD7984
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Forgetting Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:First you forget NAMES. Then you forget FACES. Next you forget to pull your ZIPPER up..
Inside:Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3890
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Gifted Child Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

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Front:I asked my mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Inside:Happy Mother's Day to a gifted mom.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4137
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Give a Man a Fish Funny / Humorous Father's Day Card

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Front:Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer forever.
Inside:Hope your Father's Day doesn't bite.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4171
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Golden Years Funny Birthday Card

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Front:The Golden Years… The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass.
Inside:Hope your birthday is nothing but Golden!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10703
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Good Girls / Bad Girls Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Inside:You go, girl! Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3900
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Hanukkatz Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Cat Themed Hanukkah Cards

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Front:Hanukkatz
Inside:Another Holiday no matter how you spin it. Happy Holidays.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX8694-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Hanukkatz Funny / Humorous Cat Themed Hanukkah Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Hanukkatz
Inside:Another Holiday no matter how you spin it. Happy Holidays.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD8694
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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High Heels Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwords and in high heels.
Inside:Happy Mother's Day to a super mom.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4141
Availability:In Stock

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How Much Funny / Humorous Father's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Hi Dad, just thought I'd call and tell you how well I'm doing in school & how much I love you and mom. HOW MUCH do you need?
Inside:Happy Father's Day to my favorite benefactor.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4174
Availability:In Stock

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Human-Bear Encounters Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:WARNING! Frequency of human-bear encounters! Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noisy bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals. We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Be vigilant for fresh bear activity and distinguish between Black bear and Grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper. Happy hiking..
Inside:..and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3892
Availability:In Stock

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Jingle Bell Rock Funny Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Jingle Bell - Jingle Bell - Jingle Bell - Rock.
Inside:Hope your Christmas Rocks!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD9211
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Keep Calm Shopping Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON SHOPPING
Inside:Another year in the bag. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10185
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Life is All About Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Life is all about asses. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.
Inside:“Now get your ass in gear and celebrate.”
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3902
Availability:In Stock

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May Cause Karaoke! Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:WARNING! Excessive drinking may cause Karaoke!
Inside:Hope your birthday strikes all the right notes.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3893
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Meh-rry Christmas Box of 12 Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $16.13
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Front:Meh!
Inside:Meh-rry Christmas!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX8696-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Meh-rry Christmas Funny / Humorous Cat Themed Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Meh!
Inside:Meh-rry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD8696
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Memory Loss Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Drinking can cause memory loss… or even worse, memory loss.
Inside:And so can birthdays. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10702
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Moms Rule Funny / Humorous Mother's Day Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Moms Rule!
Inside:Give'em hell, Mom. Happy Mother's Day!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD4142
Availability:In Stock

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My Happy Face Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Cat Themed Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $16.13
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Front:This IS my happy face!
Inside:You'd better not pout! Merry Christmas.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX8695-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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My Happy Face Funny / Humorous Cat Themed Christmas Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:This IS my happy face!
Inside:You'd better not pout! Merry Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD8695
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.
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