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If you enjoy funny greeting cards, you'll love Zero Gravity cards from Recycled Paper Greetings. From silly artwork to side splitting photography, this line of greeting cards is available for many occasions including birthday, Christmas and much more.

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:	This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:	1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD3466
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Black Cats Get Bad Rap Funny Halloween Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.79
List Price: $3.99
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Front:	Black cats get such a bad rap on Halloween. I'm really just like any other cat.
Inside:	I want to take over the world and destroy you. Happy Halloween - And ALL The Candy CORN will be MINE!
Includes:	1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Purple Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12362
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Born Fabulous Funny / Humorous Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Some people are just born fabulous.
Inside:	Like you, for example. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12281
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Chipmunk Cheeks Die Cut Thanksgiving Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.60
List Price: $3.79
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Inside:	What pumpkin pie? Happy Thanksgiving
Includes:	1 card / 1 light brown envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:	CD12386
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Don't Overdo It Funny Birthday Card From The Cat

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Have a good time on your birthday. Just don't overdo it.
Inside:	I don't want to see you barfing up everywhere. Ironic, I know.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:	CD12122
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Don't Scare Me Dog Funny Halloween Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.60
List Price: $3.79
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Front:	DON'T SCARE ME.
Inside:	YOU KNOW I'LL PIDDLE. HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Includes:	1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Red Foil
Item #:	CD12372
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Easter Puggy Funny / Humorous Dog Easter Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $2.65
List Price: $2.79
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Front:	Best Wishes!
Inside:	From the Easter Puggy.
Includes:	1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD4676
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in the USA. Part of the Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Hangman Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	If you can complete this birthday puzzle, something special will be in store for you. HA--Y B--T----!
Inside:	HAIRY BUTTOCKS! Nice try. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Item #:	CD10524
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Hold and Squeeze Kitty Funny / Humorous Cat Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	Well, aren’t you a sweet kitty! I could hold you and squeeze you all day long. What fresh hell is this?!
Inside:	There's no escaping another birthday.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12239
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Hug / Elves Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $2.65
List Price: $2.79
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Front:	HUG
Inside:	Just wanted to send you a great big Christmas HUG!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD3654
Availability:	In Stock

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Jingle In Pocket: Money / Gift Card Holder Funny Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.60
List Price: $3.79
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Front:	It's the perfect time of year…
Inside:	…to put a jingle in your pocket!
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.25x7.25 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Glitter, Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD6979
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Features a three panel wallet design to hold money or a gift card and die cut slits to hold the gift card in place. Made in the USA on recycled paper. Printed on paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Kinda Weird Funny / Humorous Easter Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $2.37
List Price: $2.49
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Front:	Don't you think the Easter Bunny is kinda weird? Hey, that's not nice!
Inside:	He gives away all his chocolate and only eats vegetables.
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD4687
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Part of the Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Nas Car Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.59

Front:	Nas Car, Huh? Yup. Real Nas! How the term “Nascar” was invented.
Inside:	HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S REAL NAS.
Includes:	1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Item #:	CD3462
Availability:	In Stock

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Old Ladies on a Bench Funny Birthday Card for Her

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	We should post this on Facegram! Oh, Peggy, you mean Instabook.
Inside:	Another year older, another year closer to not knowing what the hell we're talking about. Happy Birthday
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12133
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Otter In Scarf: Money / Gift Card Holder Funny Christmas Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Hope you have a Merry Christmas.
Inside:	This otter help.
Includes:	1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:	4.25x7.25 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD6974
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Features a three panel wallet design to hold money or a gift card and die cut slits to hold the gift card in place. Made in the USA on recycled paper. Printed on paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Popped For Four Hours Funny Thanksgiving Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Wake up, honey! We better call the doctor! This thing's been popped up for longer than FOUR hours!!!
Inside:	Time to get excited about another Thanksgiving.
Includes:	1 card / 1 light brown envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12389
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Pug Ate Cake This Morning Funny Dog Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.49

Front:	I have a confession - One time I ate your birthday cake this morning.
Inside:	Hope your birthday is happy all day long.
Includes:	1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD12130
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Pug Do A Trick Funny Halloween Card from Dog

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.79
List Price: $3.99
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Front:	So, every other day of the year I do a trick and I get a treat. But on Halloween it's trick or treat?
Inside:	Yeah, that's crap. Happy Halloween from the dog
Includes:	1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Die-Cut, Bronze Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:	CD12363
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Reindeer Dreams Package of 8 Funny Christmas Notecards

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $5.69
List Price: $5.99
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Inside:	May all your dreams come true this Christmas.
Size:	4x5.25 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	8918-8
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper.

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Steam Comin Off Em Funny Easter Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.32
List Price: $3.49
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Front:	Remember, kids, if they got steam comin' off 'em, they ain't chocolate eggs.
Inside:	Hope your Easter is a real treat.
Includes:	1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper
Item #:	CD11791
Availability:	Limited Quantity
More Info:	Made in the USA on recycled paper. Printed on paper from the Sustainable Forestry Initiative. Certified Fiber Sourcing.

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Tease You Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Happy Birthday! If anyone teases you about getting older, remember what you learned in Sunday school--
Inside:	Turn the other cheek.
Includes:	1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Item #:	CD10526
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Turkey Bedtime Prayer Funny Thanksgiving Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Sale Price: $3.60
List Price: $3.79
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Front:	A turkey's Thanksgiving prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my giblets keep,so in my bed I hope to wake...
Inside:	...and not the pan where I'm to bake! Happy Thanksgiving
Includes:	1 card / 1 light brown envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Spot UV Coating
Item #:	CD12388
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative Certified Sourcing.

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Two Things Funny Birthday Card From The Dog

by Recycled Paper Greetings

Our Price: $3.79

Front:	Two Things: 1. Happy Birthday! 2. I don’t know anything about the poop in the kitchen.
Inside:	But mostly the first thing. Birthday Wishes from the dog
Includes:	1 card / 1 light brown envelope
Size:	5x7 inches
Paper Stock:	Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:	Zero Gravity
Features:	Recycled Paper, Gold Foil
Item #:	CD12123
Availability:	In Stock
More Info:	Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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