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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Congratulex Funny / Humorous Congratulations Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Congratulex - Active Ingredient: Udiditol
Inside:Indication: Excessive back-patting, giddiness and karaoke. - Warning! May cause mood elevation, rambling speaches. --- You're on a high. Congratulations
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6146
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Fanphen Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Fanphen - Active Ingrideint: Fanomycin
Inside:Indication: Fainting, cheering, general hysteria. - Recommended by: Dr.Fannie O. Yoorse & Champion Rooter, Phd. - Delirium near hearthrobs - Uncontrollable screaming & undergarment tossing --- Happy Birthday From your BIGGEST fan!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6139
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Geezerall 40 Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Geezerall 40 - OvaZahill, Ghoulomaxatine, Relicssoman
Inside:Indication: Memory or hearing deficit, gray hair, changes in vision - Recommended by: Dr. Mead Life Chrises - Can cause increased longing for youthfulness impulsive inappropriate behavior --- It's never too late to have a happy birthday… or drive a red sports car
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6141
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Getwelbutrin Funny / Humorous Get Well Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Getwelbutrin - Sickomyacine, Frutozac, Fiberex
Inside:Indication: General crappiness, crankiness, and sudden urge for chicken soup. - Recommended by: Dr. Daily Appelbaum - Reduced frequency in doctor's visit - Increased health and potentially and wealth - Continued use may prevent severe pocketbook damage --- Feel better soon.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6145
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Graduex Funny / Humorous Graduation Congratulations Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Graduex - Congratulex, Nojobatoll, Knowitoll
Inside:Indication: Irrational urge to move back with parents. - Recommended by: Dr. Dip Lo Ma & Dr. B. Onya Owne - May cause excessive beer cravings & severe hangover --- Congratulations, graduate.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6144
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Kisaprinse Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Kisaprinse - Contains: Enchantromancine and Kissamin - Happy Birthday
Inside:Indication: Delusions, day dreaming, tale spinning, hallucinations. - Recommended by: Dr. Toad Leapstine - May lead to temporary leaping, hopping & prolonged lip-locking --- Happy Birthday May all your Wishes come true.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6140
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Slowmax ER Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:SLOMAX ER - Celebratex, Birthlofen, Carmagonex - Happy Birthday
Inside:Indication: Progressive aging, wrinkles, excessive gas and achy bones. - Recommended by: Dr. Yoo R. N. Oldman, Dr. U. Yung Nomorre - Grouchiness, memory loss hearing loss --- Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6142
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Tanxamill Funny / Humorous Thank You Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Tanxamill - Contains: Gratitudill, Thanxomaxidol - Thank You
Inside:Indication: Sincere gratitude, thankfulness and deep appreciation. - Recommended by: Dr. Thane Q. Mutsch - Can cause prolonged sense of indebtedness and gratefulness --- Thanks a million from the bottom of my heart!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6143
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper
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