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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
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3 Out of 4 Doctors Funny Get Well

by Nobleworks
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Front:I always prescribe an ounce of prevention. I prefer a pound of cure. Actually, laughter is the best medicine.
Inside:The results are in: Three out of four doctors are idiots. Get Well Soon
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10695
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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7 Dwarves of Christmas Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Xmas - Gifty Cheery Cooky Twinkly Santy Chargey Carol
Inside:Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8382-12
Availability:In Stock
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7 Dwarves of Christmas Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 7 Dwarves of Xmas - Gifty Cheery Cooky Twinkly Santy Chargey Carol
Inside:Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8382
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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
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Airy Christmas Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Oh boy. A new air guitar. Can I have your old one?
Inside:Airy Christmas
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Piraro
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9038
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
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Angels Barking Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Read the part where the angels start barking. For the last time, it's HARK not BARK.
Inside:Another doggone Christmas. Hope yours is merry.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9037
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Appy Holidays Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Peace on Earth, good will toward men? There's an app for that!
Inside:Appy Holidays!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8712-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Appy Holidays Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Peace on Earth, good will toward men? There's an app for that!
Inside:Appy Holidays!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8712
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Baby Names Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Baby Names - Anita Knapp, Ivana Drink, Lisa Carr, Sue N.B. Rich, Robin A. Bank, Bette U. Cant, Paige Turner, Isabel Ringing, Shirly U. Jest, Rhoda Marathon - Earl E.Bird, Frank Lee Midear, Joe Momma, Bob Ferapples, Ray O'Light, Will U. Stoppit, Bill Milater, Les Ismore, Chester Drawers, Travis Tee
Inside:Congratulations.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10198
Availability:In Stock
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Bald Spot Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Check out what your bald spot looks like on Google earth!
Inside:Hope your birthday is out of this world!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10191
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Bathroom Reading Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Hurry up, Eno! I really have to use the bathroom!! I'm reading as fast as I can!!
Inside:Time to start a new chapter and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10192
Availability:Limited Quantity
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Batman Smells Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg..
Inside:“..The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away-ay!” Merry Christmas!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8391-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
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Batman Smells Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg..
Inside:“..The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away-ay!” Merry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8391
Availability:In Stock
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Begin with Men Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Menstruation, Menopause, Mental Breakdown… …notice how all women's problems begin with Men.
Inside:Need I MEN-tion another birthday? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10700
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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BFF Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:When I thought of you today… First, I said the “B” word! Then, I said the “F” word! Finally, I said the “F” word AGAIN!!!
Inside:Because you’re my “BFF” - “Best Friend Forever”! Wishing you the best birthday ever!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Reynolds
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10193
Availability:In Stock
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Birthday Limerick Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:A birthday limerick for you: To shop for your birthday was hard - For I hold you in such high regard - A great gift would be neato - But I'm such a cheapo
Inside:I just got you a stupid card. Oh well. Happy Birthday anyway.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6172
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Birthday Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Birthday Yoga - Candle Pose - Cake Serving Pose - Bow Tying Pose
Inside:Strike a pose and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Maria Scrivan
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10195
Availability:In Stock
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Blood Pressure Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Get Well Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Your blood pressure is too low. I want you to sit out in the waiting room for another two hours.
Inside:No pressure, but feel better soon.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6150
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Boomerang Regifting Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ineveitable Regifting - Wait. Isn't this the gift I got you last year?
Inside:Merry Christmas and many happy returns
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dave Blazek
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX9209-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Boomerang Regifting Funny Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ineveitable Regifting - Wait. Isn't this the gift I got you last year?
Inside:Merry Christmas and many happy returns
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dave Blazek
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD9209
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Botox Pumpkin Funny Halloween Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Botox.
Inside:Smile (if you can)… It's Halloween!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dave Blazek
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD6937
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More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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CAPS LOCK Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Please don't make me go all CAPS LOCK on your ass!
Inside:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6147
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Cats & Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Who - knows - how - many years of yoga and they still can't even lick their own behinds.
Inside:Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Piraro
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10194
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Charlie's Angels Funny Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Inside:Hark the Charlie's Angels sing… Merry Christmas.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glen Hanson
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD9205
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Cheese Wiz Funny / Humorous Halloween Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The secret origin of Cheese Wiz
Inside:Happy Halloween.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rubes
Artist/Credits:Leigh Rubin
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD4948
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on Recycled Paper, Made in USA.

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Chest Pains Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:When a lot of men reach a certain age, they experience chest pains…
Inside:…mostly because their belts are too tight. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10693
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Chris Pringle Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ho Ho HO. Merry Christmas. Chris Pringle
Inside:Seasoned Greetings.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Makowski
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8491-12
Availability:In Stock
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Chris Pringle Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas. Chris Pringle
Inside:Seasoned Greetings.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Makowski
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8491
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Christmas Carols Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8277-12
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Christmas Carols Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8277
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Christmas Virus Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8278-12
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Christmas Virus Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings.
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8278
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Clean Out Desk Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Sorry, Reynolds. The music stopped and you're still standing. Clean out your desk.
Inside:Hope your birthday is outstanding.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6151
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Congratulex Funny / Humorous Congratulations Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Congratulex - Active Ingredient: Udiditol
Inside:Indication: Excessive back-patting, giddiness and karaoke. - Warning! May cause mood elevation, rambling speaches. --- You're on a high. Congratulations
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6146
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More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Couple in Bathroom Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:After all these years, I'm finally comfortable in my own skin. Maybe it's because my skin is a lot bigger than it used to be!
Inside:Get comfortable… it's your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6162
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Cranberry Sauce Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Sorry we're late. I had to make my famous homemade cranberry sauce! And then carefully sculpt it into the shape of a can!
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas? Yes you can!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8388-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Cranberry Sauce Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Sorry we're late. I had to make my famous homemade cranberry sauce! And then carefully sculpt it into the shape of a can!
Inside:Have a Merry Christmas? Yes you can!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8388
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Thank you for your order - The crazy cat lady starter kit you ordered has been shipped.
Inside:It's your birthday? Go a little crazy!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6156
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Deer Halloween Funny Halloween Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:DEER HALLOWEEN
Inside:Heads up: It's Halloween!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dave Blazek
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD6939
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Ditto Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ditto
Inside:Merry Christmas to you too!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:6.75x4.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:BX8698-12
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Ditto Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ditto
Inside:Merry Christmas to you too!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:6.75x4.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD8698
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Doctor's Office Samples Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. - What did she say? - They want your underwear.
Inside:Listen carefully: Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6165
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Dog Shorted Out Tree Box of 12 Funny Christmas Cards

by Nobleworks
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Front:Agnes! The dog's shorted out another tree!
Inside:Happee Holidays!
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:BX8706-12
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.
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