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Find a great selection of birthday cards for the women in your life. We have a large selection of feminine birthday cards for girls and women featuring beautiful photography, warm illustrations and wonderfully funny cartoons that celebrate life.

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Angry Birthday Bitch Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:THE ANGRY BIRTHDAY BITCH She was a year older and she didn't like it one bit!
Inside:Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Sci-Fi
Item #:CD3987
Availability:In Stock

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Arm Flab Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I always knew the arm flab had a purpose!
Inside:Have a Flabulous Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mary Lawton
Item #:CD4051
Availability:In Stock

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Arrivals & Departures Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Arrivals: saggy boobs wrinkles stretch marks big ass cellulite varicose veins hot flashes mood swings Departures: smooth skin small sizes firm buns girlish voice flat tummy perky tits slender arms romance
Inside:Hope your birthday is turbulence-free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4068
Availability:In Stock

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Babysitting TV Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter, but it's the only way I can get any housework done.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Let the games begin..
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3964
Availability:In Stock

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Begin with Men Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Menstruation, Menopause, Mental Breakdown… …notice how all women's problems begin with Men.
Inside:Need I MEN-tion another birthday? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10700
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Biological Clock Funny / Humorous Leo Cullum Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour.
Inside:Time to have a happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Leo Cullum
Item #:CD3974
Availability:In Stock

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Birthday Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Birthday Yoga - Candle Pose - Cake Serving Pose - Bow Tying Pose
Inside:Strike a pose and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Maria Scrivan
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10195
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Botox Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Trust me. It's the Botox. I don't really enjoy this!
Inside:Trust me when I say have a Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Planet Fabulous
Item #:CD3912
Availability:In Stock

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Caffeinator Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The Caffeinator No job too tall or too Grande!
Inside:Have a super birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4050
Availability:In Stock

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Chocolate Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:CHOCOLATE Because it can't get you pregnant.
Inside:Hope your birthday is all that and a creamy center.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4010
Availability:In Stock

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Clothing Reaper Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:“Relax, I'm only the clothing reaper. I'm here for that bikini you'll no longer fit into.”
Inside:Hope your birthday is to die for.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Jerry King
Item #:CD3967
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Coconuts Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Oh oh coconuts make me gassy.
Inside:It's your birthday. Go nuts!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3947
Availability:In Stock

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Couple in Bathroom Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:After all these years, I'm finally comfortable in my own skin. Maybe it's because my skin is a lot bigger than it used to be!
Inside:Get comfortable… it's your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6162
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Thank you for your order - The crazy cat lady starter kit you ordered has been shipped.
Inside:It's your birthday? Go a little crazy!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6156
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Didn't Card Her Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Wines and Liquor. They didn't card her.
Inside:Here. Consider yourself carded. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4058
Availability:Backorder

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Drink Coffee Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it
Inside:You deserve a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6148
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Economics Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:ECONOMICS The art of deciphering the charges on your phone bill.
Inside:Have a happy birthday. It's free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4018
Availability:In Stock
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