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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Angry Birthday Bitch Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:THE ANGRY BIRTHDAY BITCH She was a year older and she didn't like it one bit!
Inside:Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Sci-Fi
Item #:CD3987
Availability:In Stock

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Arm Flab Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I always knew the arm flab had a purpose!
Inside:Have a Flabulous Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mary Lawton
Item #:CD4051
Availability:In Stock

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Arrivals & Departures Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Arrivals: saggy boobs wrinkles stretch marks big ass cellulite varicose veins hot flashes mood swings Departures: smooth skin small sizes firm buns girlish voice flat tummy perky tits slender arms romance
Inside:Hope your birthday is turbulence-free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4068
Availability:In Stock

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Babysitting TV Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter, but it's the only way I can get any housework done.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Let the games begin..
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3964
Availability:In Stock

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Begin with Men Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Menstruation, Menopause, Mental Breakdown… …notice how all women's problems begin with Men.
Inside:Need I MEN-tion another birthday? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10700
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Biological Clock Funny / Humorous Leo Cullum Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour.
Inside:Time to have a happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Leo Cullum
Item #:CD3974
Availability:In Stock

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Birthday Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Birthday Yoga - Candle Pose - Cake Serving Pose - Bow Tying Pose
Inside:Strike a pose and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Maria Scrivan
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10195
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Botox Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Trust me. It's the Botox. I don't really enjoy this!
Inside:Trust me when I say have a Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Planet Fabulous
Item #:CD3912
Availability:In Stock

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Caffeinator Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The Caffeinator No job too tall or too Grande!
Inside:Have a super birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4050
Availability:In Stock

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Chocolate Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:CHOCOLATE Because it can't get you pregnant.
Inside:Hope your birthday is all that and a creamy center.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4010
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Clothing Reaper Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:“Relax, I'm only the clothing reaper. I'm here for that bikini you'll no longer fit into.”
Inside:Hope your birthday is to die for.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Jerry King
Item #:CD3967
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Coconuts Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Oh oh coconuts make me gassy.
Inside:It's your birthday. Go nuts!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3947
Availability:In Stock

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Couple in Bathroom Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:After all these years, I'm finally comfortable in my own skin. Maybe it's because my skin is a lot bigger than it used to be!
Inside:Get comfortable… it's your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6162
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Thank you for your order - The crazy cat lady starter kit you ordered has been shipped.
Inside:It's your birthday? Go a little crazy!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6156
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Didn't Card Her Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Wines and Liquor. They didn't card her.
Inside:Here. Consider yourself carded. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4058
Availability:Backorder

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Drink Coffee Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it
Inside:You deserve a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6148
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Economics Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:ECONOMICS The art of deciphering the charges on your phone bill.
Inside:Have a happy birthday. It's free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4018
Availability:In Stock

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Emotional Baggage Funny / Humorous Leo Cullum Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:My emotional baggage is knockoff.
Inside:Happy Birthday to the real deal.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Leo Cullum
Item #:CD3976
Availability:In Stock

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Estro-Jenny Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Estro-Jenny. Getting Hotter by the minute! ..The hot flash
Inside:Happy Birthday. Party like you're on fire!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4048
Availability:In Stock

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Fixed with a Nap Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:No day is so bad that it can't be fixed with a nap.
Inside:It's your birthday, sleep in.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD4003
Availability:Limited Quantity

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For I Have Sinned Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Bless me, Father, for I have sinned..
Inside:All is forgiven on your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD3972
Availability:In Stock

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Forget the Fountain of Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Forget the Fountain of Youth
Inside:What we need is the Fountain of Martinis. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Item #:CD4113
Availability:In Stock

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Forgot Her Head Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:After driving to work, getting her coffee and turning on her computer, Anne realized she'd forgotten her head.
Inside:Don't forget to have a Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Jerry King
Item #:CD3968
Availability:In Stock

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Good Girls / Bad Girls Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Inside:You go, girl! Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3900
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Gossip Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:GOSSIP Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
Inside:Rumor has it you're another year older. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4013
Availability:In Stock

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Got that Certain Look Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:You've got that certain “je ne sais quoi”..
Inside:..that's French for “crazed look from carbohydrate deprivation.” Hang in there and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Item #:CD4114
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Gravity Fairy Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Rebecca decided enough was enough.. It was time to kill the gravity fairy.
Inside:Don't let another birthday drag you down. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4069
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Gray Hair, Wrinkles, and Flab Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Gray hair and wrinkles and flab, oh my! Gray hair and wrinkles and flab, oh my!
Inside:Have a happy birthday, or I'll release the flying monkeys!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4060
Availability:Backorder

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Gray Hair, Wrinkles, Big Butt Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Gray hair wrinkles big butt
Inside:What birthday?
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4071
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Hard to Shop For Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I know yesterday was your birthday. But you're so hard to shop for!
Inside:It's not hard to have a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD3953
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Hot Flash Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Whew! That hot flash was a bitch!!
Inside:Happy Birthday, Hottie!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4030
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How Old I Am Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Let's put it this way-I can tell you how old I am, but then I'd have to kill you.
Inside:Wishing you a don't-ask-don't-tell birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4067
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I Don't Make Mistakes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I don't make mistakes..I date them.
Inside:You're another year older? There must be some mistake. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3896
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Impulse Buying Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Inner peace through impulse buying.
Inside:Have a happy, peaceful birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3895
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Increased Voltage Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:We've increased the voltage. Now the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.
Inside:Another year older..shocking isn't it? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3965
Availability:In Stock

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Inner Piece Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Visualize Inner 'Piece'…
Inside:Take a deep breath and have a happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Dan Reynolds
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6166
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Is It Warm In Here? Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Is it warm in here or am I crazy?
Inside:Warm birthday wishes.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Paper
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4077
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Keep Calm Shopping Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON SHOPPING
Inside:Another year in the bag. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10185
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Kisaprinse Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Kisaprinse - Contains: Enchantromancine and Kissamin - Happy Birthday
Inside:Indication: Delusions, day dreaming, tale spinning, hallucinations. - Recommended by: Dr. Toad Leapstine - May lead to temporary leaping, hopping & prolonged lip-locking --- Happy Birthday May all your Wishes come true.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6140
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Lie Detector Funny / Humorous Stan Eales Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The lie detector cleared Annie of the crime but blew up when she said her age.
Inside:Getting older really blows..but you can still have a Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Eales
Item #:CD4039
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Life's a Journey Funny Birthday Card

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Front:If life's a journey, I want a window seat… and free cocktails!
Inside:Have a first-class birthday. Cheers!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Last Kiss
Artist/Credits:John Lustig
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10704
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Lose 70 Pounds Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Lose 70 pounds in 15 days with flesh-eating bacteria!
Inside:Go ahead, have some cake. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3937
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Mabel's First Thong Funny / Humorous Tim Whyatt Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Mabel tries on her first thong
Inside:Happy Birthday. You wear it well.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Whyatt
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Item #:CD4090
Availability:In Stock

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Man Vs. Wild Funny / Humorous Tim Whyatt Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Man vs Wild “Food” -- Woman vs Wild “Shoes”
Inside:Hope your birthday is happy and wild!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10182
Availability:In Stock
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Menopausal Dwarves Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:The 7 menopausal dwarves: itchy, bitchy, sweaty, bloaty, sleepy, forgetful, psycho
Inside:Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD3993
Availability:In Stock

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Misbehave Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I'm not saying we should misbehave, just that we should look as though we could.
Inside:It's your party. Misbehave if you want to!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD4005
Availability:In Stock

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More Caffeine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:More caffeine! I've got lives to run!
Inside:Live it up and have a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Last Kiss
Artist/Credits:John Lustig
Item #:CD4082
Availability:In Stock

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No Place To Shop Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:How can they call it heaven when there's no place to shop?
Inside:Have a happy birthday, for heaven's sake!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4059
Availability:In Stock

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Old & Senile Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I just know we are going to be friends until we are old and senile!
Inside:Then we are going to be new friends! REMEMBER to have a Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10183
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Patriotism Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:PATRIOTISM. Everyone's got to do her part.
Inside:Happy Birthday to a real patriot!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4007
Availability:In Stock

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Plasticgirl Funny / Humorous Dan Collins Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Plastic Girl Super charged and ready to spend! Don't leave home without her!
Inside:It's your birthday. Shop 'til you drop.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Super Heroes
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4193
Availability:In Stock

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Primal Shopping Instincts Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All it took was a mouse to unleash her primal shopping instincts.
Inside:Hope your birthday is purr-fect.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10188
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Proof of Global Warming Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Definitive Proof of Global Warming!
Inside:Warm Wishes for a Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10186
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Reality TV Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:It's called “Reality TV”.
Inside:Keep it real! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3970
Availability:In Stock

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Red Carpet Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Just how much have you been spending in this store, Susan?
Inside:Spend your birthday in style!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:George Trosley
Item #:CD4028
Availability:In Stock

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Ring Toss Funny / Humorous Tim Whyatt Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on
Inside:It's your birthday! Party hard!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Whyatt
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Item #:CD4097
Availability:In Stock

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Sandman Couldn't Make It Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:THE SANDMAN COULDN'T MAKE IT. I'M THE CELLULITE BITCH.
Inside:Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4066
Availability:In Stock

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Shake, Rattle & Roll Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:You shake, rattle and roll, twist and shout, and you're tossing and turning all night. It's either menopause or too much oldies radio.
Inside:You're a year older no matter how you play it! Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6161
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Shop Sign Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:SHOP
Inside:You go, girl. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:George Trosley
Item #:CD4029
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Shopping Solves Everything Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I've got it! We'll go shopping! Of course! That'll solve everything!
Inside:It's your birthday. Give yourself some credit.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Last Kiss
Artist/Credits:John Lustig
Item #:CD4080
Availability:In Stock

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Slowmax ER Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:SLOMAX ER - Celebratex, Birthlofen, Carmagonex - Happy Birthday
Inside:Indication: Progressive aging, wrinkles, excessive gas and achy bones. - Recommended by: Dr. Yoo R. N. Oldman, Dr. U. Yung Nomorre - Grouchiness, memory loss hearing loss --- Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Take As Needed
Artist/Credits:K Krassner, R Kanfi
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6142
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Smile Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Smile and the world thinks you're up to something
Inside:Say cheese, and have a happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6149
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Source of Chocolate Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:SAVE THE EARTH It's our only source of chocolate
Inside:Dig in. It's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3901
Availability:In Stock

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Special Cougar Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Happy Birthday to one very special cougar
Inside:Happy Birthday pussycat.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Planet Fabulous
Item #:CD3910
Availability:In Stock

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Stiff Joints Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:My joints are stiff. You're rolling them too tight.
Inside:Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12656
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in the USA.

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Taste the Difference Funny / Humorous Leo Cullum Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik..-I honestly can't taste the difference.
Inside:Have a delicious birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Leo Cullum
Item #:CD3977
Availability:In Stock

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Try Yoga Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I was going to take yoga, but I cannot trust my farts.
Inside:I trust you'll have a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10696
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
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