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Find a great selection of birthday cards for the women in your life. We have a large selection of feminine birthday cards for girls and women featuring beautiful photography, warm illustrations and wonderfully funny cartoons that celebrate life.

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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3 Cakes on Gold Foil Stands : Always Depend on Birthdays Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You can always depend on birthdays... They're always on time, and they show up no matter what…
Inside:Now if we could only find men like that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16295
Availability:In Stock

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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3 Yorkshire Terriers : Only The Good Die Young Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! Only the good die young…
Inside:Us bitches live forever!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16326
Availability:In Stock

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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3D Tip On Flip Flops and Pink Gems Teen Birthday Card for Her

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.95
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Front:Birthdays are a time to kick back!
Inside:Wishing you… a fun-each-minute, great-things-in-it, happy kind of day! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Premier Boutique
Features:Hand Decorated, 3D Tip-On, Gem Embellishment, Silver Foil, Insert, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13931
Availability:In Stock
More Info:hand crafted keepsake

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4 Women Thinking About Food Order Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a large piece of chocolate cake.
Inside:Birthday calories don't count! Enjoy
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16423
Availability:In Stock

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries
Our Price: $4.25
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Fabulous Woman Denies Her Age Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:A fabulous woman denies her age... - {chitchat}
Inside:...but a true woman ages fabulous! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16464
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12538
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Absolutely Right : Green Polka Dots Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're Absolutely Right!
Inside:Appletinis ARE better than men. Hope your birthday is, too!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16037
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD13262
Availability:In Stock

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA.

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Aging with Grace and Style Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're a lady who's aging with grace and style…
Inside:The others are doing it with nips and tucks! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16504
Availability:In Stock

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Ain't My Car Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car.
Inside:Happy Birthday… Enjoy the ride!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12640
Availability:In Stock

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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All 120 lbs. Of You : Woman in Black Dress Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday to all 120 lbs. of you.
Inside:You lie about your age... Why stop there?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16446
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Alligator Shoes Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot!
Inside:Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle.
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16258
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Alpha Female Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:What don't you give an Alpha Female on her birthday?
Inside:Any S#*T!!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gibson Carothers
Item #:CD16271
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Always Be Yourself Unicorn Birthday Card

by Tree-Free Greetings
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Front:Always be yourself, unless you can be a UNICORN - then always be a unicorn!
Inside:Hope your birthday is covered in glitter and magic!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Duirwaigh Studios
Artist/Credits:Angi Sullins, Silas Toball
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12425
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are made from 100% post consumer recycled paper. Paper made with wind power. Green certified. Made in the USA.
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