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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!
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| Front: | All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out. | | Inside: | And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Alan Wnuk | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10048 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Front: | All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you. | | Inside: | And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Alan Wnuk | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10047 | | Availability: | Backorder | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Inside: | As long as you can get it up, you know you're not getting old! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Frank Fournier | | Item #: | CD1240 | | Availability: | Backorder | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Front: | As we get older, we start to forget things… | | Inside: | But this is ridiculous. Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 4.75x6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Chris Crayner | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD12927 | | Availability: | Limited Quantity | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Inside: | Girls just want to have fun! And be pampered. And gossip. And play with boys. And eat chocolate. And never gain weight. And have a happy birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 6.65 x 4.75 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Gail Goodwin | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10055 | | Availability: | Backorder | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Inside: | We're not getting older. We're getting hotter. Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 7x5 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Darren Modricker | | Item #: | CD1241 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Front: | “GIVE ME A LIFETIME OF laugh lines ANY DAY. THE FACE WAS MEANT FOR joy.” -Gloria Mason | | Inside: | Smile. It’s your birthday. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Lynn Lennon | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10057 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Front: | “Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my youth I'll always keep. But if I've aged when I wake…” | | Inside: | “…at least I'll still have birthday cake!” | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD10049 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink. |
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| Front: | The Older We Get… | | Inside: | the less concerned we are with appearances! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75 x 6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD13646 | | Availability: | Backorder | | More Info: | Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. |
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| Front: | which part of 'I want a pony' don't you understand? | | Inside: | may all your birthday wishes come true. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 4.75x6.65 inches | | Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock | | Features: | Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD12938 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Front: | If it's the day after your birthday, and you find yourself in this situation.. | | Inside: | ..just assume you had a great time and leave it at that. Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 7x5 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Bob Carey | | Item #: | CD3020 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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| Front: | Another birthday, eh? | | Inside: | Whoop-de-frickin'-do. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Heavy Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Darrell Lecorre | | Item #: | CD1242 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
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