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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12636
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD13262
Availability:In Stock

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Ain't My Car Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car.
Inside:Happy Birthday… Enjoy the ride!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12640
Availability:In Stock

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America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:What are you watching on the Seniors Network? “America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos.”
Inside:Bottoms up! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13306
Availability:In Stock

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Asian Beef & Snow Peas Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Sayonara!
Inside:Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas. Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4310
Availability:In Stock

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Bar Mirror Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Check out those two old drunks across the bar. That's us in ten years! That's a mirror, jackass.
Inside:Another year older and still lookin' mighty fine.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12639
Availability:In Stock

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Be Positive Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:It's important to be positive in life… Right now I'm positive I need a large glass of wine!
Inside:May your life be as full as your wine glass! Happy birthday to one fabulous woman!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13270
Availability:In Stock

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Bedazzled Boobs Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday. Ohhh. Myyy.
Inside:Have a be-dazzling birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13297
Availability:In Stock

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Beware Of The Kids Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:forget the dog.. beware of the kids!
Inside:Forget the kids.. beware of another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Red Wire, Beads, Clear Jewel
Item #:CD4238
Availability:Limited Quantity

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BFF's Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:BFF's - I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one.
Inside:But I'm pretty sure I remember who's the oldest! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13292
Availability:In Stock

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Birthday Batteries Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Batteries? For my birthday?! Now you don't have to keep taking them out of the remotes at night.
Inside:Wishing you good vibes on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13305
Availability:In Stock

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Birthday Rhyme Happy Buddha Funny / Humourous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.75
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Front:Know What Rhymes With Birthday?
Inside:Wine.
Includes:1 card / 1 kraft envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Buddha
Artist/Credits:Michele Frusciano
Features:Textured Paper, Full Color Interior, Gold Foil
Item #:CD13314
Availability:In Stock

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Blame That One Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Try to blame that one on the dog.
Inside:Heard you're letting loose with another big one! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4360
Availability:In Stock

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Blue Hawaiian Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Blue Hawaiian? Never dated one of those!
Inside:Recipe for Blue Hawaiian. Inside: .. at least not that I remember. Have an unforgettable birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4321
Availability:In Stock

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Body Falling Apart Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I'm at that age where I finally got my head together but my body is falling apart.
Inside:You're at the age where I hope you can still read this card! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13303
Availability:In Stock

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Chedder Cheese Pennies Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:If stress burns calories, I would be skinny!
Inside:Recipe for Cheddar Cheese Pennie. Inside: Don't stress, it's just one more year passing you by. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4317
Availability:In Stock

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Cool Men In Glasses Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Inside:Every year your coolness increases. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:In Focus
Artist/Credits:Alan Becker
Item #:CD13812
Availability:In Stock

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Cowboy Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Snazzy.
Inside:Looking good, Birthday Boy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD4373
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Dog Collar on Wrong Side Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I wonder if he knows he's walking backwards… I wonder if she knows my collar's around my ass…
Inside:It may be a little ass backwards, but have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD12641
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Don't Need the Top Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Well, hell. Guess I don't need the top after all.
Inside:You may be getting older, but you can still hang with the best of them. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12638
Availability:In Stock

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Don't Want To Brag Birthday Card

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Front:I don’t want to brag… but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!
Inside:When you've got it, flaunt it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Green Foil
Item #:CD13266
Availability:In Stock

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Duck Decoy Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Inside:Shoot.. Here comes another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4368
Availability:In Stock

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Emoji Caveman Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:They're cute. But they'll never catch on…
Inside:Keep smiling and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13308
Availability:In Stock

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Faces On A Wine Bottle Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:If we go missing, please put our faces on a wine bottle so our friends know to look for us!
Inside:May your birthday end with a good story that can be used against you later on!
Includes:1 card / 1 neon purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Embossed, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13269
Availability:In Stock

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Going To Heaven Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I ain't so sure I'm going to heaven when I die. No matter. You wouldn't know anybody there.
Inside:Aww, hell… have a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13289
Availability:In Stock

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Golfer With Axe Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Inside:Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4376
Availability:In Stock

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Good Attitude Bad Habits Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Good Attitude Bad Habits!
Inside:I wouldn't call shopping all day and putting on make up while driving bad habits - I'm just multi-tasking! Have a fabulously wicked birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4297
Availability:In Stock

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Hot Crabmeat Spread Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Where there's smoke..There's my cooking!
Inside:Recipe for Hot Crabmeat Spread. Inside: You're still smoking hot after all these years.. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4315
Availability:Limited Quantity

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I Drink Because My Kid Drives Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I drink because my kid drives!
Inside:Look on the brighter side.. now you have a designated driver. Buckle up and have a happy birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4281
Availability:Limited Quantity

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If We Get Caught Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:If we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English!
Inside:May your new birthday year be filled with many adventures that cannot be spoken about in public!
Includes:1 card / 1 neon blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13271
Availability:In Stock

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I'm A Parent Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:I'm a parent, therefore.. I'm an idiot!
Inside:So, like have a totally awesome birthday. Duh!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Red Ribbon, Red Jewels, Silver Chain
Item #:CD4240
Availability:In Stock

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It's Windy Birthday Card

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Front:It's windy. No. Thursday. Me, too! Let's get some beers!
Inside:Have a Happy Birthday… that's one thing we can all agree upon!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12637
Availability:In Stock

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Joints Stiff Try Vaping Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Lately my joints are stiff. You're rollin' 'em to tight. Try vaping.
Inside:Hope your birthday is smokin'!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13307
Availability:In Stock

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Laugh Until You Tinkle Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Laugh until you tinkle in your panties!
Inside:Ahhh… the joys of getting older! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Green Foil
Item #:CD13263
Availability:In Stock

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Letting Them Grow Out Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:They're not sagging. I'm just letting them grow out!
Inside:Perk up… It's only a birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12648
Availability:In Stock

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Life Support Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me… then plug me back in. See if that works.
Inside:When all else fails… Celebrate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13304
Availability:In Stock

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Live Simply Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.75
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Front:Birthday Words of Wisdom For The Year Ahead: Live Simply
Inside:Wine. Cheese. Chocolate. BOOM.
Includes:1 card / 1 kraft envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Buddha
Artist/Credits:Michele Frusciano
Features:Textured Paper, Full Color Interior, Gold Foil
Item #:CD13311
Availability:In Stock

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Lost Your Marbles Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I might not have lost all of my marbles, but there is definitely a hole in the bag!
Inside:You're really something special! Hope you day is too. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Embossed, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13280
Availability:In Stock

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Make Cocktails Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I make cocktails.. not dinner!
Inside:Hey.. I can't do everything! Enjoy your drink and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4274
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Make-up Smudge Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Lois rejoins her blind date, hoping he won't notice the make-up she has smudged on her blouse.
Inside:Looks like another one's crept up on you! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4362
Availability:In Stock

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Memory Care Unit Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit… I said, your secret's safe with me.
Inside:No one will ever know you're a year older!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13288
Availability:In Stock

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Multi-Task Birthday Card

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Front:I might be getting older, but… I can still multi-task…
Inside:…meaning I can laugh and pee at the same time! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 lime green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Embossed, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13282
Availability:In Stock

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My Own Nerves Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:I'm starting to get on my own nerves!
Inside:So blow out the damn candles and let's eat cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Clear Jewel, Green Jewel, Die-Cut, Red Wire
Item #:CD4258
Availability:Limited Quantity

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New Hearing Aid Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:I said, your new hearing aid… What kind is it? 5 o'clock.
Inside:I think I heard it was your birthday… Enjoy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD12649
Availability:In Stock

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Not Going To Work Birthday Card

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Front:This wine tastes a lot like I'm not going to work tomorrow!
Inside:I'll drink to that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13279
Availability:In Stock

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Not on a Leash Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Warning: I am not on a leash!
Inside:Happy Birthday wild thing!
Includes:1 card / 1 tan (recycled) envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mamas Green Line
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4720
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card was created with paper made from a sustainable forest and printed with environmentally friendly soy ink.

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Nurse Pediatrics Bong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:She'd be gone if she wasn't so good with kids.
Inside:Catch a little buzz on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13294
Availability:In Stock

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OCD Birthday Card

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Front:OCD - Old, Crazy and Dangerous!
Inside:Happy Birthday - PS…If you get in trouble I don't know you!
Includes:1 card / 1 lime green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Spot UV Coating, Glitter, Pearlized Holographic Finish, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13272
Availability:In Stock

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Peace, Love and Shopping Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Peace, Love and Shopping!
Inside:Wishing you a day of peace and quiet! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 tan (recycled) envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mamas Green Line
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4722
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card was created with paper made from a sustainable forest and printed with environmentally friendly soy ink.

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Pee When I Sneeze Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:I giggle when I laugh. I pee when I sneeze.
Inside:Happy birthday to you and your grey pubes.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13301
Availability:In Stock
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