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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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Asian Beef & Snow Peas Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Sayonara!
Inside:Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas. Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4310
Availability:In Stock

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Ate My Willpower Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I just ate my willpower!
Inside:Life is too short for diet and exercise, so concentrate on sex and chocolate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4741
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Balsamic Chicken Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:I didn’t fight my way up the food chain to be a vegetarian! EAT MEAT, SAVE A CARROT!
Inside:Recipe for Braised Balsamic Chicken. Inside: That stuff is for the birds. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4308
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Beware Of The Kids Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:forget the dog.. beware of the kids!
Inside:Forget the kids.. beware of another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Red Wire, Beads, Clear Jewel
Item #:CD4238
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Biodegradable Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I wish my butt was biodegradable!
Inside:Birthdays are a real pain in the butt… have a happy one!
Includes:1 card / 1 tan (recycled) envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mamas Green Line
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4719
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card was created with paper made from a sustainable forest and printed with environmentally friendly soy ink.

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Blame That One Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Try to blame that one on the dog.
Inside:Heard you're letting loose with another big one! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4360
Availability:In Stock

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Blue Hawaiian Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Blue Hawaiian? Never dated one of those!
Inside:Recipe for Blue Hawaiian. Inside: .. at least not that I remember. Have an unforgettable birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4321
Availability:In Stock

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Bon Appetini Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Warning.. My food tastes better drunk! Bon Appetini
Inside:Have an appetizing birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4339
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Broccoli Garlic Penne Pasta Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Screw Carbs!
Inside:Recipe for Broccoli & Garlic Penne Pasta. Inside: ..and screw that diet. Today's your day to indulge in anything that comes your way. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4309
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Carrot Cake Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:On a diet, this counts as a vegetable!
Inside:Recipe for Carrot Cake. Inside: ..and on your birthday it doesn't count at all.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4323
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Carrot Ginger Cupcakes Recipe Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Carrot-Ginger Cupcakes - I just ate my willpower!
Inside:Life is too short for diet and exercise, so concentrate on sex and chocolate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4725
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card opens to a sentiment and is attached to a sleeve holding a recipe card.

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Chedder Cheese Pennies Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:If stress burns calories, I would be skinny!
Inside:Recipe for Cheddar Cheese Pennie. Inside: Don't stress, it's just one more year passing you by. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4317
Availability:In Stock

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Chocolate Brownies Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Save a Brownie.. Eat a cupcake!
Inside:Recipe for Chocolate Brownies. Inside: Scouts honor.. you don't look a day older. (A year, yes.. a day, no!) Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Recipe Card , Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached
Item #:CD4354
Availability:In Stock

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Chocolate Chip Cake Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Who says I can't have my cake and eat it too!
Inside:Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cake. Inside: Time to take a bite out of another year. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4312
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Classy, Sassy, Flashy Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Classy.. Sassy.. and Always Flashy!
Inside:Estrogen usually helps with that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4286
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Constant Source Of Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:I’m a constant source of embarassment to my children!
Inside:..and loving every minute of it! Have an outrageous birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Pompons, Red Jewels, Clear Jewel, Red Wire, Die-Cut, Silver Wire
Item #:CD4245
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Cowboy Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Snazzy.
Inside:Looking good, Birthday Boy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD4373
Availability:In Stock

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Cream Filled Strawberries Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:I like my strawberries like my men.. wild and sweet
Inside:Recipe for Cream-Filled Strawberries. Inside: May your birthday be both!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Recipe Card , Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached
Item #:CD4355
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Dead In Dog Years Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:In dog years, I'm dead!
Inside:But in human years, you're still a pup! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4282
Availability:In Stock

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Duck Decoy Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Inside:Shoot.. Here comes another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4368
Availability:In Stock

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Extra Large Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Does this come in extra large?
Inside:Big things are in store for you today. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Purple Foil
Item #:CD4290
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Flying Squirrel Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Well. There you go. I guess Frank wasn't a flying squirrel after all.
Inside:Hope you're flying high on your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4711
Availability:In Stock

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Frog Parking Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Frog parking, all others will be toad.
Inside:Don't croak… it's just another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Purple Foil
Item #:CD4736
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Give Peas a Chance Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Give Peas a chance!
Inside:Wishing you a healthy and happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 tan (recycled) envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mamas Green Line
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4715
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card was created with paper made from a sustainable forest and printed with environmentally friendly soy ink.

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Golfer With Axe Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Inside:Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4376
Availability:In Stock

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Good Attitude Bad Habits Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Good Attitude Bad Habits!
Inside:I wouldn't call shopping all day and putting on make up while driving bad habits - I'm just multi-tasking! Have a fabulously wicked birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4297
Availability:In Stock

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Grill Come With A Man Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Does this grill come with a man?
Inside:Forget veggie burgers, where's the beef? Here's to one hot birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4285
Availability:In Stock

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Hair Growth Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:The hair growth on my legs has slowed down just in time for my mustache to start!
Inside:You were due for a new look anyway. Wear it with style. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4276
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Have My Cake Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I will have my cake and eat it too!
Inside:Indulge yourself! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4739
Availability:Limited Quantity

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High Maintenance Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:High maintenance doesn't even begin to cover it!
Inside:Since it's your birthday I'll spare you the long list of things that would.
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Green Foil
Item #:CD4327
Availability:In Stock

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High Maintenance Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:High Maintenance
Inside:..but worth it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter
Item #:CD4218
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Hot Crabmeat Spread Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Where there's smoke..There's my cooking!
Inside:Recipe for Hot Crabmeat Spread. Inside: You're still smoking hot after all these years.. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4315
Availability:In Stock

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Hummus Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Born to shop.. Forced to cook!
Inside:Recipe for Hummus. Inside: Wishing you a simply delicious birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Recipe Card , Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached
Item #:CD4357
Availability:In Stock

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I Am Women Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I am woman.. I am amazing.. I am tired!
Inside:Let's celebrate your birthday then take a nap!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4217
Availability:In Stock

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I Drink Because My Kid Drives Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I drink because my kid drives!
Inside:Look on the brighter side.. now you have a designated driver. Buckle up and have a happy birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4281
Availability:In Stock

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I Hate Work Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I hate work.. it interferes with my social life!
Inside:No excuses.. we need to get together to celebrate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4349
Availability:In Stock

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I'm a Doughnut Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:If you are what you eat… Then I'm a doughnut!
Inside:Body sculpted by doughnuts! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Green Foil
Item #:CD4738
Availability:Limited Quantity

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I'm A Parent Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:I'm a parent, therefore.. I'm an idiot!
Inside:So, like have a totally awesome birthday. Duh!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:6.75x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Red Ribbon, Red Jewels, Silver Chain
Item #:CD4240
Availability:In Stock

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Just When I Got A Handle Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Just when I got a handle on yesterday, along comes today.
Inside:Get a grip.. It's just another birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4216
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Key Lime Pie Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:I get my exercise running to the refrigerator for pie!
Inside:Recipe for Key Lime Pie. Inside: The key to a happy life is to eat dessert first! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Recipe Card , Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached
Item #:CD4356
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Laugh Until You Tinkle Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Laugh until you tinkle in your panties!
Inside:Ahh.. the joys of getting older! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Die-Cut
Item #:CD4228
Availability:In Stock

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Let Me Drop Everything Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Let me drop everything and pretend I care!
Inside:So it's your birthday.. that is truly very exciting for all of us.. really, I mean it!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4214
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Liquid Happiness Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:Liquid Happiness!
Inside:Bottom's up! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Pink Foil
Item #:CD4337
Availability:In Stock

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Lost Puppy Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:LOST PUPPY.
Inside:Birthdays can really be a pain in the butt! Have a good one.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4365
Availability:In Stock

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Make Cocktails Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:I make cocktails.. not dinner!
Inside:Hey.. I can't do everything! Enjoy your drink and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4274
Availability:In Stock

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Make-up Smudge Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.25
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Front:Lois rejoins her blind date, hoping he won't notice the make-up she has smudged on her blouse.
Inside:Looks like another one's crept up on you! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4362
Availability:In Stock

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Measurements The Same Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:my measurements are the same - they're just ten inches lower!
Inside:Hope this birthday measures up to the breast of them!
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4333
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Mojito Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Some call it cocktail hour.. I prefer 'support group'
Inside:Recipe for Mojito. Inside: Happy birthday to the toast of the town.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4305
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Mother's Thighs Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $3.95
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Front:I inherited my mother's thighs and my father's breasts!
Inside:..but my sagging butt's my own creation! Breast wishes for a Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Red Jewels, Orange Jewel, Red Ribbon, Die-Cut
Item #:CD4260
Availability:Limited Quantity

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My Boobs In A Race Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Our Price: $2.75
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Front:My boobs are in a race to see who reaches my knees first!
Inside:My birthday wish to you.. I hope you never get to see who the winner is!
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing
Item #:CD4277
Availability:Limited Quantity
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