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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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2 Lighthouses with Photo Album Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're right. All of our family photos look like Scenic Postcards.
Inside:You're not getting older... You're just kind of like a historical landmark. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16020
Availability:In Stock

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21 Nun Salute Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by RSVP
Our Price: $4.29
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Front:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Inside:You deserve a 21-nun salute
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bob Holt
Features:Embossed, Full Color Interior, Textured Paper, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16220
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Cakes on Gold Foil Stands : Always Depend on Birthdays Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You can always depend on birthdays... They're always on time, and they show up no matter what…
Inside:Now if we could only find men like that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16295
Availability:Limited Quantity

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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3 Yorkshire Terriers : Only The Good Die Young Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! Only the good die young…
Inside:Us bitches live forever!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16326
Availability:In Stock

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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300 Pound Gorilla Eating a Piece of Cake Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:What do you get a 300 pound GORILLA for his birthday?
Inside:Well, a NAPKIN for starters. (And then whatever he wants!) Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15565
Availability:In Stock

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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4 White Dogs with Thin Black Lines on Green Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Birthdays are best celebrated with family and friends...
Inside:...or a hot stranger you may get lucky with! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15970
Availability:In Stock

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4 Women Thinking About Food Order Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a large piece of chocolate cake.
Inside:Birthday calories don't count! Enjoy
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16423
Availability:In Stock

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5 Kids on Bikes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Remember when we couldn't wait to be older?
Inside:Were we dumb or what? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Mooning Duck
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12920
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries
Our Price: $4.25
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Fabulous Woman Denies Her Age Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:A fabulous woman denies her age... - {chitchat}
Inside:...but a true woman ages fabulous! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16464
Availability:In Stock

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A Little Birdie Told Me : Cat with Colorful Glasses Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:A little birdie told me how old you are.
Inside:Don't worry, I ate it. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gibson Carothers
Item #:CD16199
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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A Little Early for Cake Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.69
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Front:A little early for cake, isn't it? - It's someone's birthday, somewhere...
Inside:It's never too early for cake. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16022
Availability:In Stock

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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries
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Front:A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Geronimo
Features:Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:CD13243
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.
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