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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards		 Sale Price: $1.76
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Sale Price: $3.60
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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5 Kids on Bikes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Remember when we couldn't wait to be older?
Inside:Were we dumb or what? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Mooning Duck
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12920
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Sale Price: $3.60
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries		 Sale Price: $4.04
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Good Poop Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Hope you have the perfect birthday..
Inside:A little playtime, a good poop, then a long nap.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Item #:CD431
Availability:In Stock

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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Geronimo
Features:Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:CD13243
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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A Lot of Money Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD4042
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:In Stock

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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12538
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Action Adventure Dog Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Avanti Press		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Inside:Heroes come along once in a lifetime - or when there's cake. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11959
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura		 Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12636
Availability:In Stock
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