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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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2 Lighthouses with Photo Album Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're right. All of our family photos look like Scenic Postcards.
Inside:You're not getting older... You're just kind of like a historical landmark. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16020
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21 Nun Salute Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Inside:You deserve a 21-nun salute
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bob Holt
Features:Embossed, Full Color Interior, Textured Paper, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16220
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Cakes on Gold Foil Stands : Always Depend on Birthdays Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You can always depend on birthdays... They're always on time, and they show up no matter what…
Inside:Now if we could only find men like that! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16295
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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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300 Pound Gorilla Eating a Piece of Cake Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:What do you get a 300 pound GORILLA for his birthday?
Inside:Well, a NAPKIN for starters. (And then whatever he wants!) Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15565
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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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4 White Dogs with Thin Black Lines on Green Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Birthdays are best celebrated with family and friends...
Inside:...or a hot stranger you may get lucky with! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15970
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4 Women Thinking About Food Order Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a salad. - I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a large piece of chocolate cake.
Inside:Birthday calories don't count! Enjoy
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16423
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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Fabulous Woman Denies Her Age Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:A fabulous woman denies her age... - {chitchat}
Inside:...but a true woman ages fabulous! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16464
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A Little Birdie Told Me : Cat with Colorful Glasses Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:A little birdie told me how old you are.
Inside:Don't worry, I ate it. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gibson Carothers
Item #:CD16199
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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A Little Early for Cake Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:A little early for cake, isn't it? - It's someone's birthday, somewhere...
Inside:It's never too early for cake. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16022
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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries
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Front:A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Geronimo
Features:Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:CD13243
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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A Lot of Money Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD4042
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARF Dog Shirt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It came in the mail when I turned 8.
Inside:Birthdays can be RUFF! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13668
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:In Stock

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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12538
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Absolutely Right : Green Polka Dots Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're Absolutely Right!
Inside:Appletinis ARE better than men. Hope your birthday is, too!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16037
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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Act Accordionly Funny / Humorous Birthday Card For Her / Woman

by Portal Publications
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Inside:It's your birthday… act ACCORDIANly.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12941
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Action Adventure Dog Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Heroes come along once in a lifetime - or when there's cake. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11959
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15733
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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12636
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Advice : White Jacket on Black Background Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Birthday Advice...
Inside:Look Good, But Take No Shit.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Red Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15783
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Age Doesn't Matter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Age Doesn't Matter
Inside:It's How Well You LIE About It. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Matte UV, Silver Foil, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15705
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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD13262
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Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

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Front:Age is just a number
Inside:Also, it's an indicator that you're Closer To Death.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15746
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Age Is State Of Mind Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11461
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Aging Is Like An Avocado Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Aging is like an avocado.
Inside:When you're young you're useless. But then suddenly everyone wants you at their party. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Matte UV, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15709
Availability:In Stock

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Aging Super Heroes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:Aging Super Heroes : I wonder how big my butt looks in this… - GRR-HULK SMASH PILLS!! - ROBIN!! Where is the bat paper!! - It's a bird!! It's a plane...!! It's time for a nap!!
Inside:Whatever your age, hope your birthday is SUPER!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Stan Makowski
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16273
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Aging with Grace and Style Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're a lady who's aging with grace and style…
Inside:The others are doing it with nips and tucks! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16504
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Ain't My Car Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car.
Inside:Happy Birthday… Enjoy the ride!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12640
Availability:In Stock

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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All 120 lbs. Of You : Woman in Black Dress Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.29
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Front:Happy Birthday to all 120 lbs. of you.
Inside:You lie about your age... Why stop there?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Chit Chat
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16446
Availability:Limited Quantity
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