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Funny birthday cards? Humorous birthday cards? At PaperCards.com we feel that our selection of funny birthday cards is second to none. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. From a little smile to a side-splitting laugh, you'll be busy shopping our giant selection of funny birthday cards. Just don't forget to stop to eat and drink!

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10 Diet Rules Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought of! 1. Food consumed when no one is around contains zero calories. 2. While baking - there are no calories in frosting or batter licked directly from the spoon or bowl. 3. Movie food (i.e. popcorn slathered in butter, candy, chocolate, etc.) doesn't count as food, it's entertainment. 4. Foods of similar color have the same caloric value: ie - white chocolate = mushrooms, pistachio ice cream = spinach. 5. Breaking cookies into small pieces neutrilizes their fat content. 6. Diet drinks negate the calories in chocolate when consumed together. 7. Frozen foods contain no calories as calories are a heat measurement. 8. Junk food is perfectly fine to consume as empty calories = no calories. 9. The calories consumed at a meal don't count when your date eats more than you. 10. Food with medicinal properties Brandy, Honey or Hot Cocoa, never count as calories.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Have another piece of cake!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10190
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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1000 Words Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
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Front:EXCHANGES - Box Reads 'Acme 1000 Words' - Dave decides to find out if a 'Pitcher really is worth a thousand words?'
Inside:You can't exchange this birthday card...it's also your gift!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD51
Availability:In Stock

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21st Century Quotations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.
Inside:Don't quote me, but I heard it's your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Artist/Credits:K Krassner
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10187
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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23 Old Ladies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Fat cat owns 23 old ladies. Tubby tabby rules retirement roost!
Inside:It's your birthday; the cat's out of the bag! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3932
Availability:In Stock

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3 Dogs Looking at Table Funny / Humorous Dalmation Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Butt Seriously. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Item #:CD2101
Availability:In Stock

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3 Guys on Beach Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:It's windy today! No, it's Thursday! So am I! Let's have a beer!
Inside:This birthday, surround yourself with friends who really understand you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD3466
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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34 Long Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do you have this in a 34-long?
Inside:May your birthday cup runneth over!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3114
Availability:In Stock

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5 Kids on Bikes Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Front:Remember when we couldn't wait to be older?
Inside:Were we dumb or what? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Mooning Duck
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12920
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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50 Shades of Hay Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:50 Shades of Hay
Inside:It's your birthday -- Horse around!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10285
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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8 Steps of Yoga Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:To reach that blissful state of happiness known as Nirvana you can work your way through the eight steps of Yoga.
Inside:Or you can just sit on your ass and eat chocolate. Hope your birthday is blissfully happy!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6171
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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9 Emoticons Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
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Inside:Wishing you all kinds of happy on your birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Bold Remarks
Artist/Credits:Bjorkman Bros.
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12135
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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A Day Over Fabulous Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Notes & Queries
Sale Price: $4.04
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Front:Happy Birthday - You Don't Look a Day Over Fabulous!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.9x6.8 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Redback: Cloud Nine
Features:Pink Foil
Item #:CD13115
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside to allow you to add your own personal message. Printed on premium heavy card stock. Individually cello wrapped.

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A Long Time Ago Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries
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Front:A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way… You were born!
Includes:1 card / 1 black envelope
Size:4.75x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Geronimo
Features:Embossed, Gold Foil, Die-Cut
Item #:CD13243
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Geronimo line of retro super futuristic greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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A Lot of Money Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I still say it's a lot of money for a tree.
Inside:It's your birthday. Spare no expense.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Gary McCoy
Item #:CD4042
Availability:In Stock

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A Meaningful Relationship Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:WANTED: A meaningful relationship.
Inside:A meaningful card will have to do. HB.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Hot Betty
Features:Jewel
Item #:CD3898
Availability:In Stock

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock

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AAADD Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10705
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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AARF Dog Shirt Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It came in the mail when I turned 8.
Inside:Birthdays can be RUFF! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13668
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:In Stock

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AARP Woman at Theater Funny Feminine Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know you're really getting old when you're a member of AARP…
Inside:…and so is your first born. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12538
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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Absolute Power Funny / Humorous Norman Rockwell Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:All power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Inside:It's your birthday, more power to you.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Rockwell Nobleworks
Artist/Credits:Norman Rockwell
Item #:CD3999
Availability:In Stock

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Act Accordionly Funny / Humorous Birthday Card For Her / Woman

by Portal Publications
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Inside:It's your birthday… act ACCORDIANly.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12941
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Action Adventure Dog Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Heroes come along once in a lifetime - or when there's cake. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11959
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Adult Diaper Thong Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now.
Inside:Happy Birthday, you sexy ”thang”!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12636
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is A Number Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Age is a number and mine's unlisted!
Inside:Here's to age and those of us who never show it! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 purple envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Pink Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD13262
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is State Of Mind Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11461
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ages of Women Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:There are 7 ages of men, but only 3 for women… 1. child 2. 21 3. none of your business!
Inside:Celebrate your birthday like it's nobody's business.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Aging Gracefully Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:It's your birthday! I wanted to say how gracefully you're aging…
Inside:…but I've seen you dance! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11929
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Aging Gracefully is a Virtue Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Aging gracefully is a virtue… so why is lying about your age NOT?
Inside:No lie, you look marvelous! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10184
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Ain't My Car Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car.
Inside:Happy Birthday… Enjoy the ride!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12640
Availability:In Stock

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Alien at Door Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Take me to your leader. Honey, It's for you.
Inside:I hope your birthday is out of this world!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD13430
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Alien Body Snatchers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Weekly world news. Alien body snatchers reject Paris Hilton! There's no place like home! Apparently Paris wasn't exactly the aliens' cup of tea.
Inside:Don't mean to probe, but how old are you anyway? Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Weekly World News
Item #:CD3936
Availability:Limited Quantity

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All I Need From Dog Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
Inside:And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10047
Availability:Backorder
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.

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All Nighter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10010
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Alpaca Butts Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Not over the hill yet! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:6.6x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD13416
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alpaca Party Hats Big Funny / Humorous Oversized Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:6x11 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-203436
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Alpaca Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Hope your Birthday is Rainbows & Sunshine & Glitter & Magic!!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11570
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alpacas with Red Cups Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Celebrate with a six-paca! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:6.6x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12155
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Alternative Medicine Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Chocolate cake is the best cure for the birthday blues. It's called “alternative medicine”!
Inside:Take two slices and call me in the morning. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Randy Glasbergen
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD6160
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on Recycled Paper

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Always Enjoy Hanging Out Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:We always enjoy hanging out
Inside:Maybe “hanging out” is a poor choice of words! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11520
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Amazing Terrific Tremendous Donald Trump Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:This card is AMAZING, TERRIFIC, TREMENDOUS. The best card ever in the history of cards…
Inside:It's the TRUMP card! #happybirthday #butenoughaboutyou #itsallaboutme #imastablegenius
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Jo Renfro
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12529
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside.

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America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos Birthday Card

by Pictura
Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:What are you watching on the Seniors Network? “America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos.”
Inside:Bottoms up! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13306
Availability:In Stock

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Amoeba Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Curiosities Greeting Cards
Sale Price: $1.76
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Front:Ok...Now we need to divide into equal teams... - At the Amoeba Playground
Inside:Honestly...I got you a birthday present...but my amoeba ate it!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Curiosities
Artist/Credits:Chuck Donner
Item #:CD49
Availability:In Stock

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Angels at Crib Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On the day you were born, angels looked down into your cozy crib, gazed upon your cherubic face and declared…
Inside:“This one's going to be trouble!” Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10284
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Angry Birthday Bitch Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:THE ANGRY BIRTHDAY BITCH She was a year older and she didn't like it one bit!
Inside:Getting older is a bitch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Sci-Fi
Item #:CD3987
Availability:In Stock

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Another Gray Hare Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Notes & Queries
Sale Price: $4.04
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Front:Just what you wanted for your birthday… Another Gray Hare!
Includes:1 card / 1 gray envelope
Size:3.625x6.0 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Card Stock
Prd Line:Hullabaloo
Item #:CD13245
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Blank inside. Part of the Hullabaloo line of greeting cards. Made in the UK.

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Anubis Happy Birthday Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Happy Birthday…
Inside:…you old fart!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11470
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Anything Is Possible Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At your age anything is possible…
Inside:As long as you can mix your meds right! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11509
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Arm and Leg Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Gas & Shop Gasoline Unleaded ARM Unleaded Plus LEG Premium YOUR FIRST BORN
Inside:Have a Happy Birthday no matter what it costs!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Talk Bubbles
Item #:CD3899
Availability:In Stock

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Arm Flab Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:I always knew the arm flab had a purpose!
Inside:Have a Flabulous Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mary Lawton
Item #:CD4051
Availability:In Stock

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Arrivals & Departures Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Arrivals: saggy boobs wrinkles stretch marks big ass cellulite varicose veins hot flashes mood swings Departures: smooth skin small sizes firm buns girlish voice flat tummy perky tits slender arms romance
Inside:Hope your birthday is turbulence-free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4068
Availability:In Stock

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Asian Beef & Snow Peas Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:Sayonara!
Inside:Recipe for Asian Beef & Snow Peas. Inside: Time to say good-bye to another year! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter, Greeting Card Attached, Recipe Card
Item #:CD4310
Availability:In Stock

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At A Certain Age Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At a certain age…
Inside:EVERYTHING is an EXTREME sport! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11526
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Ate My Willpower Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
Sale Price: $2.61
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Front:I just ate my willpower!
Inside:Life is too short for diet and exercise, so concentrate on sex and chocolate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Glitter, Thermographic Embossing, Blue Foil
Item #:CD4741
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Attitude Test Funny / Humorous Tim Whyatt Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:Kiss my FACE Get out of my HAND Talk to the ASS Nigel fails the “attitude” test
Inside:Merry Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Whyatt
Artist/Credits:Tim Whyatt
Item #:CD4091
Availability:In Stock

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Avocado Surprise Funny / Humorous A-Press Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Sale Price: $4.27
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Inside:Holy Guacamole! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A*Press
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12948
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified paper.

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Awesome Dog Butt Funny Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
Sale Price: $3.32
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Front:You look AWESOME for your age.
Inside:It's as if you're aging ass backwards or something. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Tomato Cards
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12120
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on recycled paper. Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Baby 5 O'Clock Shadow Oversized Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Sale Price: $4.74
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Inside:Party at my crib! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:6x11 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:AV-201540
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This Avanti Big Funny birthday card is perfect for that guy who had facial hair in first grade! Even if he didn't start shaving until second grade, this card will bring big laughs! The card measures 6x11 inches. Extra postage required. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Baby 5-O'Clock Shadow Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Party at my crib! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.75x8.625 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Little Big Funny
Features:Recycled Paper, Die-Cut
Item #:AV-203092
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This Avanti 'Little Big Funny' birthday card is perfect for that guy who had facial hair in first grade! Even if he didn't start shaving until second grade, this card will bring big laughs! The card measures 5x8.75 inches. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Baby Pulling Grandpa's Finger Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $2.80
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Inside:Birthdays blow.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Dan Collins
Item #:CD4034
Availability:In Stock

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Baby with 5-o'clock Shadow Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:It's always five o'clock somewhere! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD5105
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on Recycled Paper. Made in the USA.

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Baby With Cell Phone Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Hairy Buttday! I Hate Autocorrect!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11423
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Baby With Monocle Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Portal Publications
Sale Price: $3.32
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Inside:Let the Birthday Shenanigans Begin!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Rob Jenkins
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12928
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Babysitting TV Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter, but it's the only way I can get any housework done.
Inside:Happy Birthday. Let the games begin..
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3964
Availability:In Stock

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Bad News Year Older Funny Birthday Card for Her

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Bad news is you're a year older
Inside:Good news is so is everyone else! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12212
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Bald Spot Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
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Front:Check out what your bald spot looks like on Google earth!
Inside:Hope your birthday is out of this world!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10191
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA.

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Balding Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Sale Price: $2.80
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Front:BALDING Now it takes longer to wash your face
Inside:Another birthday and not a hair out of place. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Happy Thoughts
Item #:CD4020
Availability:In Stock

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Ballerina Pony Funny / Humorous Feminine Birthday Card for Her / Woman

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Life's better in a tutu! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:6.6x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD13418
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Ballerina Pugs Funny / Humorous Dog Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:Go ahead and twirl, 'cause you are tutu fabulous! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.7x6.6 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10255
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Ban Shredded Cheese Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Ban Shredded Cheese! Make America Grate Again!
Inside:Have a great Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11434
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bar Mirror Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Check out those two old drunks across the bar. That's us in ten years! That's a mirror, jackass.
Inside:Another year older and still lookin' mighty fine.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12639
Availability:In Stock

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Basset Hound Wearing Sunglasses Funny Dog Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
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Inside:It's all good! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11415
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Basset Party Blower Lenticular Motion Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Sale Price: $4.74
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Inside:Woooo Hoooo! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 pink envelope
Size:4.75x6.7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Lenticular Cardstock
Prd Line:APlus Motion
Features:Lenticular, Motion
Item #:CD10786
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This 3D motion card uses lenticular printing technology to produce images with an illusion of depth and motion when viewed from different angles. Printed in the USA.
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