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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15733
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Age is just a number
Inside:Also, it's an indicator that you're Closer To Death.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15746
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Aren't You Sick Of Birthdays Yet Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Aren't you sick of birthdays yet?
Inside:You've had so many.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15760
Availability:In Stock

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Beagle in Red Stuffed Toy Car Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! You're not over the hill yet…
Inside:...just down the road a bit!!! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16379
Availability:In Stock

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Brown Cow Stuck on White Fence Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Don't get hung up on your age...
Inside:Life's too short. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Recycled Paper, Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15590
Availability:In Stock

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Bulldog Sticking Out Tongue at Phone Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I am sorry sir, but you can't return those unwanted years!
Inside:Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15584
Availability:In Stock

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Cake with Tombstone Candle Funny Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday - RIP
Inside:You're one step closer to becoming a ghost.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Awesome Sauce
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12449
Availability:In Stock

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Cave Paintings Look Familiar Birthday Card

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Front:I'm not saying you're OLD, but do these paintings look familiar?
Inside:Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15727
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Dog Wears Glasses on Tip of Nose Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:happy birthday! don't think of it as growing old…
Inside:think of it as falling apart! happy birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16339
Availability:Limited Quantity

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Eleven Phones : Old Rotary Style to Cell Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Inside:Did You Ever Think You'd Outlive So Many Phones? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Spot UV Coating, Blue Foil
Item #:CD15671
Availability:In Stock

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Getting to the Age : Chihuahua Blowing Party Horn Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You're getting to the age where…
Inside:...the candles cost more than the cake! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16343
Availability:In Stock

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Goat Using Ear Trumpet to Improve Hearing Birthday Card

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Front:One of the first signs of old age is Loss of Hearing...
Inside:So I got one of these MUSICAL BIRTHDAY CARDS as a consolation! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Funny Side Up
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15939
Availability:In Stock

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Gold Foil Happy Birthday on Black Balloon Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday
Inside:One Year Closer To Your Unavoidable Death... - POP
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15679
Availability:In Stock

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Good News Bad News Funny Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:On your birthday I've got good news and bad news
Inside:The good news is it's your birthday… the bad news is you're really old! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Features:Gold Foil, Embossed, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12443
Availability:In Stock

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Good News, Bad News Pug Puppy Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $2.69
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Front:on your birthday, i've got good news and bad news…
Inside:the good news is it's your birthday. the bad news is you're really old! happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16341
Availability:In Stock

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Grim Reaper with Gift Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Happy Birthday
Inside:See you soon. Man, I kill me.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Awesome Sauce
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12445
Availability:In Stock

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Hill Ahead Yellow Caution Sign Birthday Card

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Front:Hill Ahead
Inside:Nowhere to go but OVER! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15592
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Just Think Thought Bubble on Green Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! Just Think...
Inside:At Your Age, This Might Be The Last Birthday Card You Ever Read.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15681
Availability:In Stock

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Makes You Depressed Funny Birthday Card for Friend

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Front:It's your birthday… and if you think that makes you depressed…
Inside:How do you think I feel having a friend as old as you! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Gold Foil, Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12441
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Man and Woman in Matching Outfits Spraying Garden Hose Birthday Card

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Front:There's nothing more exciting than another birthday!
Inside:Well, maybe a clear colonoscopy. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:7x5 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Oh Snap
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15901
Availability:In Stock

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Middle Age Restoration Hardware Catalog Birthday Card

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Front:Middle Age Is Like A Restoration Hardware Catalog - New Rustic Look!
Inside:Everything Is Grey, Distressed, And Weighs A Ton. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15678
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On This Magical Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:On This Magical Day YOU Were Born.
Inside:I mean it happened a really REALLY long time ago - But it happened on this day! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Non-Flake Glitter
Item #:CD15699
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Scared Woman and Scary Shadow of Hand on Clockface Birthday Card

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Front:Happy Birthday!
Inside:One year closer to your unavoidable death!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Oh Snap
Item #:CD15884
Availability:In Stock

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Throne of Swords Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Your Birthday Is Coming
Inside:Wishing That You Live Longer Than Most Of The Characters.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15688
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Vintage Arcade Video Game : Young Once Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Everyone gets To be young once!
Inside:Your turn's over! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Blue Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15750
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White and Brown Dog with Tilted Head Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Ohhhhh…
Inside:I always wondered what “old” looked like... Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16349
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Wrinkled Brown Dog Getting Sleepy Funny : Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:You are getting sleepy…
Inside:...but at your age that's to be expected! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16368
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You Look Great for 118 : Brains in Jars Birthday Card

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Front:You look great for 118. I wish I'd known about formaldehyde when I was ALIVE!
Inside:Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15702
Availability:In Stock

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You're At That Age : Dog Lying on Back Birthday Card

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Front:Happy Birthday! You're at that age…
Inside:Where “Roll Over and Play Dead” is less of a trick and more of a major concern!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16348
Availability:Limited Quantity
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