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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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All Nighter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10010
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bikini Tee Shirts Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Enjoy Your Birthday!
Inside:We won't be young and gorgeous forever!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Our House
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3154
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Boldly Walk Into Any Room Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! You've reached that age where you can boldly walk into any room and say…
Inside:Why the hell did I come in here? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11521
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bothers Me About Getting Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know the thing that REALLY, REALLY bothers me about getting older?
Inside:I can NEVER remember where I buried all my bones. Here's to a memorable birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11432
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Considered Wizards Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We have reached an age where we are considered wizards…
Inside:…we wiz morning, noon and night. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11538
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple Hiking Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Over The Hill…
Inside:…and off the pill! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11487
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple Letting Go Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Birthdays are for letting go…
Inside:…but I think our bodies may have figured that out… Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12071
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Couple Sitting In Bed Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Be honest, Ed…do I look my age? - That depends. What age are you using this year?
Inside:You'll always be ageless to me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11474
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Couple with Martinis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Don't worry about getting older… Age is just a number.
Inside:Yeah, right! And Godzilla is just a big lizard! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Harley Schwadron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10317
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Doing a Jigsaw Puzzle Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! At your age you should really celebrate your birthday!
Inside:Hell at your age you should probably celebrate everyday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10637
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Door to Bathroom Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Look on the bright side of getting older!
Inside:Getting up to pee at night makes a great security system! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11941
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Eating Healthy And Exercising Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You can recapture your youth by eating healthy, exercising, and drinking a lot less! But…
Inside:You'll be doing it on your own! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10642
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Elderly Couple Dancing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're never too old to go out and party…
Inside:…within reason! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10287
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Every Day is Gift Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Every day is a gift at your age.
Inside:But I thought this card would still be a nice touch. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10592
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Flirting Cougar Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know you're getting older when you start flirting with a handsome stud, and he says you're perfect…
Inside:…for his father! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10306
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Get From A to B Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:These days it takes a little longer getting from A to B…
Inside:Without having to P! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10308
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Getting Better, Not Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're not getting older. You're getting better…
Inside:…discounts! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12075
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Getting to the Age : Man, Woman and Small Kids Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! You're getting to the age...
Inside:...that preschoolers can't count to!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16143
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Go Crazy Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You can still pile in the car and go crazy with your friends…
Inside:It's always Senior Discount Day somewhere. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5328
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More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Goodness Gracious Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Goodness gracious!
Inside:You're getting antiquacious! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Our House
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3181
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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GPS Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:At our age, what good is a GPS..
Inside:..if we can't remember why we got in the car in the first place?! Have a memorable birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Rotchford
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3410
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Hangover Woman Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to get over having a good time…
Inside:…than it took to have it! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10569
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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I Wouldn't Say Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! I wouldn't say you are old…
Inside:But… it's a good thing you're not a block of cheese.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Bobby Gombert
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5325
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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In Dog Years Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! Gosh, let's see, in dog years you'd be
Inside:Dead.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Friends & Neighbors
Artist/Credits:Jim Edmon
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3189
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Information Age Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday to someone who's passing through the information age…
Inside:…and heading for the inflamation age!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD10202
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Life Full of Wonder Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Another birthday and life is still full of wonder…
Inside:You wonder how you got this old this fast. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Nickel
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11937
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Listen to Their Body Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:“They say a person should listen to what their body it telling them!” “I agree…but do the rest of us have to hear it, too?”
Inside:Happy Birthday, you old fart!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Our House
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10011
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Lose Your Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You didn't lose your youth…
Inside:You misspent it, squandered it and left it in low-life dives! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5330
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Lucky Charm Woman Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're lucky…
Inside:…everyone thinks old people are cute. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11993
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Man And Woman At Bar Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're NOT OLD…
Inside:…you've just finally gotten your brain cells to a manageable number. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11445
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Online Reservations Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Do we look like we made our reservation online?
Inside:Have a good old-fashioned time on your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Harley Schwadron
Item #:CD4438
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Proud Of Our Laugh Lines Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We should be proud of our laugh lines…
Inside:It's the wrinkles elsewhere we won't mention! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11535
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Public Telephone Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Mom, what's that?
Inside:Is it a VCR? Now keep repeating… “I'm not that old. I'm not that old. I'm not that old.” Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10274
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Punched by Boxing Glove Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Roger had issues with anyone who called him old!
Inside:You handle it so much better. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11437
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Recapture Your Youth Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Don't waste time on your birthday trying to recapture your youth…
Inside:…it has too much of a head start! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD5810
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Red Chested Bird Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Suddenly you reach an age…
Inside:…when you can't tell where your chin ends and your stomach begins! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10560
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Remember How Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday to someone who can remember how…
Inside:…but can't remember when, or with whom!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5368
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More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Road To Old Age Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:We are all on the road to old age…
Inside:…but some of us are going slower than others. Enjoy your birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10644
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More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Senior Nude Beach Over the Hill Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Senior Nude Beach - No One Under 60 Allowed!
Inside:Or Tempted - Or Interested - Or Likely - Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15545
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Shocked Boy Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Inside:You're That Old? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11942
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Shows Coming On Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:HURRY! Your show's coming on…
Inside:Time for your nap! Have a relaxing birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11938
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Stoned Hippies Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday!
Inside:To someone who's been around since the stoned age!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10575
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Such A Pain Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is such a pain in the..
Inside:..pick a body part, any body part! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Helene Lehrer
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3095
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Three Times A Night Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Rumor has it that you're a 'three-times-a-night' man!
Inside:That's a lot of peeing! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11484
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Tissue In Every Pocket Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Bad news. I just realized I'm at that age where there's a tissue in every pocket.
Inside:Here's to doing old people stuff together! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11483
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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When You Drop Something Funny Masculine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:These days when you drop something, you ask yourself one important question…
Inside:“Do I really need those?” Happy carefree birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11507
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Work is a Lot Less Fun Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You know your age is getting up there when working is a lot less fun…
Inside:…and fun is a lot more work! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11919
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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You're Not Getting Older Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:You're not getting older
Inside:Aw, hell. Yes, you are. Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3080
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.
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