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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:What are you watching on the Seniors Network? “America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos.”
Inside:Bottoms up! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13306
Availability:In Stock

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Body Falling Apart Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:I'm at that age where I finally got my head together but my body is falling apart.
Inside:You're at the age where I hope you can still read this card! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13303
Availability:In Stock

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Life Support Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me… then plug me back in. See if that works.
Inside:When all else fails… Celebrate! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 green envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13304
Availability:In Stock

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Memory Care Unit Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit… I said, your secret's safe with me.
Inside:No one will ever know you're a year older!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13288
Availability:In Stock

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Pee When I Sneeze Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:I giggle when I laugh. I pee when I sneeze.
Inside:Happy birthday to you and your grey pubes.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13301
Availability:In Stock

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Puzzle Corn Chips Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can't get any of the pieces to fit. Put your glasses on, Louise. These are corn chips.
Inside:All eyes are on you… Have a very happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13298
Availability:In Stock

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Sparkle Eyes Cataracts Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes! That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts.
Inside:Shine on and have a happy birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13309
Availability:In Stock

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Student Loans Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Sudent Loans - Tall. Blonde. Twenty one. Boobs.
Inside:Senile. Old. Delusional. Dream on and have a Happy Birthday.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13291
Availability:In Stock

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What's a Depository? Eric Decetis Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:I said, YOU HAVE A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR EAR SO I THINK I KNOW WHERE YOUR HEARING AID IS. What's a depository?
Inside:I hear it's your birthday.. Party on!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Item #:CD4372
Availability:In Stock

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Wild Oats, Shredded Wheat Dolly Mama Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $2.75
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Front:When did my wild oats become shredded wheat?
Inside:Let the hot flashes begin! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 coordinating envelope
Size:4.7x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Dolly Mama
Artist/Credits:Joey Heiberg
Features:Thermographic Embossing, Glitter
Item #:CD4219
Availability:Limited Quantity
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