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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!
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| Front: | On your birthday, remember… | | Inside: | ...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Features: | Glitter | | Item #: | CD16235 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot! | | Inside: | Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 lime envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Smart Alex | | Item #: | CD16258 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | It's your birthday… | | Inside: | ...live LARGE! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Christina Breaux | | Item #: | CD16268 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | Remember the good old days... | | Inside: | ...when joints weren't something we complained about! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 orange envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Mike Dowdall | | Item #: | CD16185 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. |
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| Front: | HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU'RE GETTING OLD : Ear hair growing wild, head hair not so much - Caboose getting loose - Black socks with white sneakers - Wrinkles are getting their own wrinkles - Spare tire is overinflated - Meant to walk the dog, but forgot the dog | | Inside: | And you cringe when people say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - Where the hell did he go? | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 lime envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Fuzzy Logic | | Artist/Credits: | Chuck Ingwersen | | Features: | Full Color Interior | | Item #: | CD16270 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | As we grow older, it's perfectly normal to forget a word now and then. | | Inside: | Have a happy whatchamacallit. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Uncoated Recycled Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | K.C. Hayes | | Features: | Recycled Paper, Textured Paper | | Item #: | CD16250 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | Happy Birthday! Here's the meaning of life in 13 words: | | Inside: | Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the f**K happened. | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Smart Alex | | Item #: | CD16260 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | It's NEVER TOO LATE to be what you DREAM of being. | | Inside: | Unless you dream of being young. It's far too late for that!! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Uncoated Recycled Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Tricia O'Kelley | | Features: | Embossed, Recycled Paper | | Item #: | CD16240 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | Sweet geezus!!! | | Inside: | How many candles are on your cake???!!! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 yellow envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Christina Breaux | | Item #: | CD16264 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | Self Examination for Memory Loss : If you are over 50 years old, you SHOULD take this memory test. How fast can you guess these words and fill in the blanks? 1. _ _ NDOM - 2. F _ _ K - 3. P_ N_S - 4. PU_S_ - 5. S_X - 6.BOO_S | | Inside: | Answers: 1. RANDOM - 2. FORK - 3. PANTS - 4. PULSE - 5. SIX - 6. BOOKS - You got all 6 wrong - didn't you? - DIAGNOSIS: You do NOT have memory loss. You're a sex maniac! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Smart Alex | | Item #: | CD16262 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | Throwback Birthday - How much do you remember? | | Inside: | 1. DeLorean - 2. Princess phone - 3. Godzilla - 4. Lava Lamp - 5. Silly Putty - 6. Rabbit Ears - 7. 45 rpm record adapter - 8. Boom Box - 9. View Master - 10. Ford Edsel - 11. Slinky - 12. Pac Man Ghosts - 13. Beanie baby - 14. Frozen TV Dinner - Happy Memories and Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 orange envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Gibson Carothers | | Item #: | CD16248 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | You say you're HOW old? | | Inside: | No wonder we can't teach you any new tricks! Happy Birthday | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Artist/Credits: | Shoshannah White | | Item #: | CD16183 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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| Front: | You're so old that you can… | | Inside: | ...laugh, cough, pee, sneeze, and fart at the same time. Happy Birthday! | | Includes: | 1 card / 1 blue envelope | | Size: | 5x7 inches | | Paper Stock: | Premium Coated Cardstock | | Prd Line: | Smart Alex | | Item #: | CD16261 | | Availability: | In Stock | | More Info: | Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power. |
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