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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Alligator Shoes Birthday Card

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Front:My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot!
Inside:Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle.
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16258
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Baby on Leopard Pattern with Cocktail Glass Birthday Card

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Front:It's your birthday…
Inside:...live LARGE!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Christina Breaux
Item #:CD16268
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Good News : Bad News Funny / Humorous Over the Hill Birthday Card

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Front:THE GOOD NEWS: On your birthday, you're only one day older than you were yesterday!
Inside:THE BAD NEWS: You were pretty old yesterday. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Prd Line:Fuzzy Logic
Artist/Credits:Chuck Ingwersen
Features:Blue Foil, Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16269
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Hippie Coot : Remember the Good Old Days Birthday Card

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Front:Remember the good old days...
Inside:...when joints weren't something we complained about! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mike Dowdall
Item #:CD16185
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper.

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How To Tell When You're Getting Old Birthday Card

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Front:HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU'RE GETTING OLD : Ear hair growing wild, head hair not so much - Caboose getting loose - Black socks with white sneakers - Wrinkles are getting their own wrinkles - Spare tire is overinflated - Meant to walk the dog, but forgot the dog
Inside:And you cringe when people say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - Where the hell did he go?
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Fuzzy Logic
Artist/Credits:Chuck Ingwersen
Features:Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16270
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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It's Perfectly Normal To Forget Birthday Card

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Front:As we grow older, it's perfectly normal to forget a word now and then.
Inside:Have a happy whatchamacallit.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:K.C. Hayes
Features:Recycled Paper, Textured Paper
Item #:CD16250
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Meaning of Life in 13 Words Birthday Card

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Front:Happy Birthday! Here's the meaning of life in 13 words:
Inside:Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the f**K happened.
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16260
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Never Too Late To Be What You Dream of Being Birthday Card

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Front:It's NEVER TOO LATE to be what you DREAM of being.
Inside:Unless you dream of being young. It's far too late for that!! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Uncoated Recycled Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tricia O'Kelley
Features:Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD16240
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Pug Sweet Geezus Funny / Humorous Dog Over The Hill Birthday Card

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Front:Sweet geezus!!!
Inside:How many candles are on your cake???!!!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Christina Breaux
Item #:CD16264
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Self Examination For Memory Loss Birthday Card

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Front:Self Examination for Memory Loss : If you are over 50 years old, you SHOULD take this memory test. How fast can you guess these words and fill in the blanks? 1. _ _ NDOM - 2. F _ _ K - 3. P_ N_S - 4. PU_S_ - 5. S_X - 6.BOO_S
Inside:Answers: 1. RANDOM - 2. FORK - 3. PANTS - 4. PULSE - 5. SIX - 6. BOOKS - You got all 6 wrong - didn't you? - DIAGNOSIS: You do NOT have memory loss. You're a sex maniac! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16262
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Throwback Birthday Quiz Funny / Humorous Over The Hill Birthday Card

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Front:Throwback Birthday - How much do you remember?
Inside:1. DeLorean - 2. Princess phone - 3. Godzilla - 4. Lava Lamp - 5. Silly Putty - 6. Rabbit Ears - 7. 45 rpm record adapter - 8. Boom Box - 9. View Master - 10. Ford Edsel - 11. Slinky - 12. Pac Man Ghosts - 13. Beanie baby - 14. Frozen TV Dinner - Happy Memories and Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 orange envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Gibson Carothers
Item #:CD16248
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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White Lab Puppy on Green Chair Funny / Humorous Dog Birthday Card

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Front:You say you're HOW old?
Inside:No wonder we can't teach you any new tricks! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Shoshannah White
Item #:CD16183
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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You're So Old : Man with Party Horn Birthday Card

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Front:You're so old that you can…
Inside:...laugh, cough, pee, sneeze, and fart at the same time. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16261
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.
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