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Are you looking for over the hill birthday cards? We have hundreds of birthday cards poking fun at the inevitable march of time. Over the hill? Loss of Memory? Hot Flashes? Loss of hearing? Sagging body parts? All part of the wonderful journey of going over the hill!

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3 Women with Blue Muffs on Hands Birthday Card

by RSVP
Our Price: $4.29
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Front:On your birthday, remember…
Inside:...anything can happen when you mix your medications! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Features:Glitter
Item #:CD16235
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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30,000 Words a Day Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000? Yes, because we have to repeat everything! What?
Inside:I'm only going to say this once, Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10305
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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A Roller Coaster Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Getting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears
Inside:and sometimes you pee your pants a little! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3117
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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AARP Bark Funny / Humorous McCoy Bros Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:Ol' Shep's getting up there in years. AARP AARP
Inside:Happy Birthday. (Hope you didn't get the card yet.)
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:McCoy Bros.
Artist/Credits:Glenn McCoy
Item #:CD3960
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Abundantly Clear Funny Birthday Card

by Nobleworks
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:At our age, it is abundantly clear…
Inside:…why they call them the 'wee' hours of the morning. Hap-pee Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:The Humor Company
Artist/Credits:DT Walsh
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10697
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

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Adding Machine : Not Good with Numbers Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.69
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Front:I know you're not good with numbers so I'll make this easy.
Inside:You = Old - Any questions?
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15733
Availability:In Stock

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Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Age is just a number
Inside:Also, it's an indicator that you're Closer To Death.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15746
Availability:In Stock

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All Nighter Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:On your birthday, I wish you an all-nighter!
Inside:That's geezer-talk for sleeping through the night without needing to pee! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10010
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Alligator Shoes Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:My friends complimented me on my new alligator shoes, but I was barefoot!
Inside:Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle.
Includes:1 card / 1 lime envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Prd Line:Smart Alex
Item #:CD16258
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos Birthday Card

by Pictura
Our Price: $3.50
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Front:What are you watching on the Seniors Network? “America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos.”
Inside:Bottoms up! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13306
Availability:In Stock

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Aren't You Sick Of Birthdays Yet Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Aren't you sick of birthdays yet?
Inside:You've had so many.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Non-Flake Glitter, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD15760
Availability:In Stock

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Baby on Leopard Pattern with Cocktail Glass Birthday Card

by RSVP
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Front:It's your birthday…
Inside:...live LARGE!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Premium Coated Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Christina Breaux
Item #:CD16268
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed in USA on FSC certified paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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Beagle in Red Stuffed Toy Car Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday! You're not over the hill yet…
Inside:...just down the road a bit!!! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Paws & Claws
Features:Embossed, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD16379
Availability:In Stock

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Bikini Tee Shirts Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Enjoy Your Birthday!
Inside:We won't be young and gorgeous forever!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Our House
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3154
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable based inks on recycled paper. Made in USA.

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Birthday Not Just a Word Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Marian Heath
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:BIRTHDAY (It's not just a word)
Inside:It's 8-letters that mean you are freakin' old!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10046
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA. Carbon Neutral.

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Body Falling Apart Birthday Card

by Pictura
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Front:I'm at that age where I finally got my head together but my body is falling apart.
Inside:You're at the age where I hope you can still read this card! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Eric Decetis Collection
Artist/Credits:Eric Decetis
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed
Item #:CD13303
Availability:In Stock

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Boldly Walk Into Any Room Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Happy Birthday! You've reached that age where you can boldly walk into any room and say…
Inside:Why the hell did I come in here? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Jensen
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11521
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Bothers Me About Getting Older Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:You know the thing that REALLY, REALLY bothers me about getting older?
Inside:I can NEVER remember where I buried all my bones. Here's to a memorable birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Michael Sieron
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11432
Availability:Limited Quantity
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Brown Cow Stuck on White Fence Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Don't get hung up on your age...
Inside:Life's too short. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Recycled Paper, Silver Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15590
Availability:In Stock

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Bulldog Sticking Out Tongue at Phone Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:I am sorry sir, but you can't return those unwanted years!
Inside:Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Expose
Features:Spot UV Coating, Embossed, Recycled Paper
Item #:CD15584
Availability:In Stock

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Bulldog Underbite B&W Funny Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Deal with it. Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:6.7x4.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD11808
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

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Bury Birth Certificate Dog Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Recycled Paper Greetings
Our Price: $3.99
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Inside:Want me to bury your birth certificate? Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD12915
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.

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Cake with Tombstone Candle Funny Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
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Front:Happy Birthday - RIP
Inside:You're one step closer to becoming a ghost.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:Awesome Sauce
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating
Item #:CD12449
Availability:In Stock

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Cats On Carnival Ride Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Avanti Press
Our Price: $3.49
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Inside:Either we're getting older, or the ride's getting faster! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:6.6x4.7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Features:Recycled Paper
Item #:CD10226
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

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Cave Paintings Look Familiar Birthday Card

by Designer Greetings
Our Price: $3.69
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Front:I'm not saying you're OLD, but do these paintings look familiar?
Inside:Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Heavy Cardstock
Prd Line:A Little Salty
Features:Gold Foil, Spot UV Coating, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD15727
Availability:In Stock
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