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60th Birthday Has Arrived Funny / Humorous 60th Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
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Front:Pardon me, your 60th birthday has arrived.
Inside:Shall I say you're not in? Happy 60th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12336
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Age Is State Of Mind Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Age is just a state of mind…
Inside:…fortunately it's a big state filled with lots of fun people like you and me! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD11461
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Angels at Crib Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:On the day you were born, angels looked down into your cozy crib, gazed upon your cherubic face and declared…
Inside:“This one's going to be trouble!” Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD10284
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Anything Is Possible Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:At your age anything is possible…
Inside:As long as you can mix your meds right! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD11509
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Ban Shredded Cheese Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Ban Shredded Cheese! Make America Grate Again!
Inside:Have a great Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11434
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Best Thing About Birthdays: 100th Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Know what's the best thing about birthdays?
Inside:We're still having them! Happy 100th Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD11478
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Best Things in Life are Free Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:They say the best things in life are free…
Inside:…so I stole this card for you! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD10312
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Birthday Cake Thrown Against Wall Funny 70th Birthday Card

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Front:Happy 70th
Inside:Turning 70 I see! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12141
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Birthday Fiesta Funny Birthday Card

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Front:It's your birthday, time to celebrate with a fiesta…
Inside:…or a siesta! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11923
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Birthdays Are Like Cats Funny Birthday Card for Her / Woman

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Front:Birthdays are like cats…
Inside:…you can never have too many of them. Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD12070
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Brief Man Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:I'm going to be brief…
Inside:Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD10578
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Bright Eyed Bushy Tailed Funny / Humorous Get Well Card

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Front:When Jim heard the medication would make him “bright-eyed and bushy-tailed”, he didn't know they were talking about side effects.
Inside:Feel better soon!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10600
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Couple On Park Bench Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Do you think great sex could slow the aging process?
Inside:It's worth a try! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
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Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11513
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Dog Stuck Inside Funny Get Well Card

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Front:Sorry you're stuck inside…
Inside:Get well soon!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD11545
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Dog Years Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Who cares how old you are in dog years!
Inside:You're still the cat's meow and that's all that matters! Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD12233
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Every Day is Gift Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Every day is a gift at your age.
Inside:But I thought this card would still be a nice touch. Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD10592
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Fairy Tales Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Mom, do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…”? No honey, some of them begin with “If I am elected…”
Inside:You've got my vote for a happy birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11534
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Far Away and Extremely Vague Funny Birthday Card

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Front:When yesterday seems far away and extremely vague…
Inside:Either the years are showing, or the party was great! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11927
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Follow Doctor's Orders Funny Get Well Card

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Front:It would be easier to follow doctor's orders…
Inside:If the doctor ever suggested something fun! Feel better soon!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD11452
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From Where I'm Standing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:From where I'm standing you don't look your age…
Inside:In fact, from where I'm standing I can hardly make out if you're male or female. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5341
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Genetic Test Results Funny Family Birthday Card for Relative

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Front:Our genetic test results are in and it's just as we suspected…
Inside:Awesomeness runs in our family! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12213
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Irish Blessing Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:An Irish blessing on your birthday - “May the wind be at your back…”
Inside:“When the cabbage eaters are at your front.” Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10596
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Jogging Long Time Friends Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Not many people can say they've been friends for as long as we have.
Inside:Thanks for making me one who can! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11939
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Jump Your Bones Funny Birthday Card

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Front:I know a girl who can't wait to jump your bones on your birthday!
Inside:Did I mention she's an archeologist? Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10651
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Like Some Cookies Funny / Humorous Wedding Anniversary Card

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Front:Would I like some cookies?
Inside:I thought you said “some Nookie”! Hope your anniversary is filled with all kinds of sweet surprises.
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD5746
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Man And Woman At Bar Funny Birthday Card

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Front:You're NOT OLD…
Inside:…you've just finally gotten your brain cells to a manageable number. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
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Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD11445
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Man Looking Under Couch Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:We're at the age where we need one pair of glasses for reading and one for driving…
Inside:…and one to find the other two. Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD10298
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Man Reading Card in Bed Funny / Humorous Get Well Card

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Front:From all of us, we hope your health improves real soon.
Inside:Time away from us is probably a good start! Get well soon!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD10300
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Man With Coffee And Toaster Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:It's your birthday and everyone expects you to go crazy today…
Inside:Don't let us down. Happy Birthday!
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Man With Goggles And Robe Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:It's your birthday so do what feels good!
Inside:Just please don't do it in front of me! Happy Birthday!
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Item #:CD11465
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Mirror Doesn't Lie Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:As you age, remember… the mirror doesn't lie…
Inside:…and fortunately it doesn't laugh either! Happy Birthday!
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Item #:CD10322
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Past The Point of Lying Funny Birthday Card for Her / Woman

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Front:(Youth Blvd. | Middle Age St.) You are way past the point of lying about your age.
Inside:(Don't Give A Crap Rd.) Now you should be bragging about it! Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD12074
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Photo of Anniversary Cake Anniversary Card

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Front:Happy Anniversary
Inside:Proof that some things do get better with age.
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD11433
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Playing Bridge Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:At your age… Sex is a lot like playing bridge…
Inside:If you can't find a good partner… it really helps to have a good hand. Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD11537
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Public Telephone Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:Mom, what's that?
Inside:Is it a VCR? Now keep repeating… “I'm not that old. I'm not that old. I'm not that old.” Happy Birthday!
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Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD10274
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Rotisserie Chicken Funny Birthday Card

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Front:It's not the height that scares me, it's the creepy rotisserie feeling!
Inside:Time to cook up a Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11916
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Say Something Uplifting Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:It's your birthday! Time to say something uplifting!
Inside:Hopefully your boobs will be listening! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
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Item #:CD10282
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Small Price To Pay Funny Birthday Card

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Front:A little grey is a small price to pay…
Inside:…for all your wisdom. Happy Birthday, O Wise One!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD10643
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Still Got Hair On Your Head Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:Don't worry, you've still got hair on your head…
Inside:It's where it's growing elsewhere that you should be concerned about. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
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Item #:CD11529
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Subtle Changes In Body Funny Feminine Birthday Card

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Front:As we age, we notice subtle changes in our bodies.
Inside:Like how the slightest movement can trigger a fart. Hope your birthday is a real blowout!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD11518
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Take Care of Your Selfie Funny Mel Henze Get Well Card

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Front:Take good care of your selfie.
Inside:Get Well Soon!
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Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
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Item #:CD12003
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Tall Giraffe, Warthog and Ant Eater Funny Birthday Card

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Front:Everyone in our family…
Inside:…looks up to you! Hope you have a great birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11439
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Therapy Cat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:I heard you were stressing about your birthday so I sent you a therapy cat.
Inside:You're old. Get over it. Don't worry, I trained him myself. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD10603
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Tomato Soup Funny / Humorous Get Well Card

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Front:Don't worry, it's tomato.
Inside:Feel better soon.
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5327
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When You Drop Something Funny Masculine Birthday Card

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Front:These days when you drop something, you ask yourself one important question…
Inside:“Do I really need those?” Happy carefree birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11507
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Will Bake for Sex Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $2.95
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Front:Will bake for sex.
Inside:Wishing you a birthday filled with special treats!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD5333
Availability:In Stock
More Info:This card and envelope is printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Wish To Be Popular With Ladies Funny Birthday Card for Him / Man

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:I wish I was young again and popular with the ladies!
Inside:Ooh… can I pet him? Awww… Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 blue envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD12066
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Made in the USA.

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Wishes Really Come True Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:If birthday wishes really came true…
Inside:You'd have a whole herd of ponies by now. Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11933
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

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Woman Relaxing In Tub: Belated Funny Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:It's in a quiet moment at the end of a long day that I remember…
Inside:Holy Crap. I forgot your birthday. Belated Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11495
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Printed in USA.

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Women Driving in Car Mel Henze Funny Feminine Birthday Card

by Oatmeal Studios
Our Price: $3.49
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Front:Our age may be getting up there but we can still stop traffic.
Inside:Especially when our left blinker is on and we turn right! Happy Birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Mel Henze
Features:Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior
Item #:CD11994
Availability:In Stock
More Info:Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on recycled paper. Made in the USA.
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