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Here's A List Of Useful Terms Funny / Humorous Get Well Card

by Oatmeal Studios

Our Price: $3.49

Front:Here's a list of useful terms to speed your recovery:
Inside:Bacteria: Rear entrance of a cafeteria. Nitrate: Cheaper than day rate. Urine: Opposite of “You're out!” Barium: What happens if CPR fails. Dilate: To live longer. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Get Well Soon!
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:5x7 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Helene Lehrer
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Vegetable Based Inks
Item #:CD3083
Availability:In Stock

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