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Arrivals & Departures Funny / Humorous Tom Cheney Birthday Card

by Nobleworks

Our Price: $3.50

Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.

Front:Arrivals: saggy boobs wrinkles stretch marks big ass cellulite varicose veins hot flashes mood swings Departures: smooth skin small sizes firm buns girlish voice flat tummy perky tits slender arms romance
Inside:Hope your birthday is turbulence-free!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Tom Cheney
Item #:CD4068
Availability:In Stock

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